Turns out God has been touching Mr. Windy all along. This was not some big showy miracle, just an ordinary public display of God’s mercy, Mr. Windy was walking to the liquor store as usual when... I WILL TELL THE STORY, AND LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW ON PODCAST NOT FM I WILL CUS SOCIALLY, AND HEY NO MORE DRINKING! bOOM! +++ $1 PRE-ROLLS.

Mr. Windy is The Burning Man, all Summer Long in Northern Michigan.

THIS AIN'T NO WORK OF FICTION. THIS IN NON-FICTION! NAMES, PLACES, AND INCIDENTS ARE NOT MY IMAGINATION OR USED FICTITIOUSLY ALL ARE REAL PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD. LOCATIONS, EVENTS, ALL REAL, NO BULLS#!T! NO COINCIDEDANCE. HASHTAG #ITTAKESONE

Mr. Windy is The BIGGEST Loser today. The Agony of Defeat is clear for Charles, Oh' but Mr. Windy will blame his NIKE Air Max's for the spongy start, and he's not the "come-from-behind" kind of guy. WAIT, AM I ON SOME KIND OF TRACK TEAM OR ARE YOU F-STERS TRYING TO GET A PICTURE OF ME NUDE?

Introducing "Chick Wings"! Baby Chicken Wings from Baby Chickens, Chick Wings. NOT WINGS FOR GIRLS! Baby Chicken Chicks. Winner, Winner Baby Chicken Dinner. Let us all just slow down and forget why we're here, and listen to my show. NO HARD FEELINGS, I hope I see you again, not never.

That's it! The jig is up! Time to pay the piper. AHH 3 HOTS AND A COT. LOL

Charles comes clean on Jail, The Hospital, The Bird, The Jug of Piss, blah, blah, blah...

Mr Windy is back, and still Running On Empty. LIFE'S NOT BAD HERE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN, I GOT FISH STICKS AND RAMIN, PROPANE, AND A LAZY BOY HERE IN MY VAN, AND YES, I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. AND YES, I'M HAPPY. Charles talks about President's Day and the British Royals.

Running on Empty with Mr. Windy. - My Recent Stay at the Amityville Horror House.