A new batch, rich with problematic & meandering overtones.

One final time before we're back recording episodes again, comes an important message from the lizard queen herself.

A important message for the piglets who value continuity and transparency. This one is for all of The Woke Little Piglets out there, which coincidentally was also the name of my old workplace Muppets cover band.

That's a lie, I actually used to have a Muppets covers band - we were called the Most Sensational Inspirational Cover Band - and we never played any gigs. We were sick though. There's still time.

*looks down at old hands, noticing new wrinkles and the mottled, under-skin stains of a long life lived. Contemplates own mortality quietly, while young birds chirp outside in a song of ignorance and abandon.*

A thirst-quencher for a modern age; Unapologetic, Unhinged, and Unpasteurised. To be consumed covertly in broad daylight.

A holy vintage - consecrated and desecrated twice each before breakfast. Get your thuribles out, and make sure their bases are flared.

A drink made of winegrapes with a scoville rating. This is the sort of energy your great uncle - the one that the rest of the family doesn't speak to - would be bringing to the universe, if he had started a podcast.

Let old acquaintance be forgot, and never come to mind. Let old acquaintance be forgot and be a good little parasite for mummy.

A Rare and Seasonal Message from your Loving, Corporate Emperors!