Episodes

  • Choke Stats, Tyson Fury Fights, and Banya Bandits: Ninja Rob Podcast Returns
    Nov 14 2023

    🥊 After a brief hiatus, your favorite martial arts mavens are back in the dojo for another episode of “The Ninja Rob Podcast.” This week, Marco, Tim, and JB reunite to unpack a punch-packed agenda, blending iconic fights with a side of sauna shenanigans.

    🍽️ Kicking off with a nostalgic nod, we dive into the legendary UFC 1 round table dinner, reminiscing about the original fighters who laid the groundwork for today’s MMA landscape. It’s a rare glimpse into the roots of UFC, served with insider anecdotes and a side of reverence for these trailblazing combatants.

    📊 Next, we grapple with statistics, exploring the top choke finishes in UFC history. Spoiler alert: the rear naked choke reigns supreme! Join us as we dissect these iconic finishes, discussing technique, impact, and why some chokes dominate the octagon.

    🥊 Shifting gears to the world of heavyweight boxing, we analyze the much-anticipated Fury vs. Ngannou showdown. It’s a clash of titans that had the martial arts world buzzing – and we’re here to break down every possible angle.

    👊 Bare-knuckle MMA also makes it to our mat. It’s gritty, it’s raw, and it’s redefining boundaries in combat sports. We share our unfiltered views on this controversial evolution of fighting, debating its merits and the future it might carve out.

    🧖‍♂️ Finally, we close with some lighter fare – stories from the banya, including an amusing (and slightly mystifying) tale of towel theft. It’s a slice of life from our off-mat adventures, proving that even fighters aren’t immune to everyday absurdities.

    🎧 Whether you’re a martial arts enthusiast, a fight stats geek, or just here for the unexpected banya chronicles, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in to “The Ninja Rob Podcast” for insights, laughs, and a unique take on the world of fighting and beyond. It’s good to be back – and we’re just getting warmed up!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Lost in the Dojo: A Hazy Journey from Martial Arts to... Well, We Forgot
    Oct 30 2023

    🥋 Welcome to another unpredictable episode of "The Ninja Rob Podcast," where our memories are as flexible as our fighting stances! This week, Marco, Tim, and JB dive into the mystical world of martial arts, meandering through the depths of fighting techniques, life lessons, and... um, something else we were supposed to remember.

    🎙️ Prepare for a rollercoaster of tangents and forgotten topics, as we not only embrace the fluidity of martial arts but also the chaotic charm of our own minds. It's been a month since we recorded this gem, and in true ninja fashion, the details have vanished like a ninja in a smoke bomb!

    🤣 Laugh along as we try to piece together our original intentions for this episode while poking fun at ourselves for the late release. It's a candid, behind-the-scenes look at what happens when three hosts have a blast talking but can't quite recall what about.

    🎧 Tune in for an episode that's as much about the mysteries of martial arts as it is about the mysteries of our recording schedule. We promise it's a unique blend of wisdom, wit, and whimsical forgetfulness that only "The Ninja Rob Podcast" can deliver. Ready to laugh and learn... or at least try to remember what we learned? Join us on this hilariously hazy adventure!

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Loopholes exposed
    Sep 26 2023

    In episode 215 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about an epic match up between purple belt from njma and Hellfish at grappling industries, we discuss the freestyle wrestling world championship and major upsets. We contemplate whether a british baby serial killer is worse than a kenyan geriatric serial killer, We talk about celibacy, and Tim fills us in on the “poophole loophole” clause used by many virgins. We talk wawa pizza, sex toys, sex toys used a weapons, and captain crunch hotdogs.

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    52 mins
  • Wedding Rituals, MMA Shocks, and Jiu-Jitsu Journeys
    Sep 19 2023

    In episode 214 Tim becomes an ordained minister and officiates his first wedding, Marco and JB have a beautiful coffee date/breakfast where they get to showcase how pretentious they are about their coffee. We talk about Strickland upsetting Izzy for the ufc middleweight title, and who are the goats of bjj in mma. Tim is the subject of a reddit post about sandbagging as a whitebelt to teach a blue belt a valuable lesson, and we discuss the dangers of singing sinatra songs in the philippines.

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    51 mins
  • Lost in the Dojo: Another Forgotten Episode
    Sep 13 2023

    Well, Ninjas are known for their stealth, right? So maybe we were just too stealthy with this one! Join us on this hilariously late episode of Ninja Rob where we...uh...forgot what we talked about. Dive into our martial arts banter, enjoy our timely amnesia, and have a laugh as we try to retrace our high-kicking steps. Better late than never! (Today's title and description brought to you by ChatGPT)

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    41 mins
  • UFC showdowns, Fedor-Tyson faceoff, Dark Tales, & Island Jams
    Aug 30 2023

    In episode 212 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about recent UFC fights and the fight between O malley and Sterling. We discuss the future of omalley as champ and what is next for sterling. We discuss crimes like baby serial killers, and burglary. We contemplate a potential boxing match with Fedor vs Mike Tyson and new ufc contracts. We say goodbye to Bob Barker and we discuss Pickleball vs BJJ and who will win the current popularity contest. We talk about our favorite american takedown specialists and what would be our one artists musical library we would take onto a deserted island.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • The Almost-Lost Episode: A Brief Glimpse
    Aug 16 2023

    Dear listeners, sometimes the podcasting world throws us curveballs! Due to unexpected technical difficulties, this episode is a shorter 15-minute snippet rather than our typical show length. But worry not – this compact episode still packs a punch. We truly appreciate your understanding and unwavering support. Dive into this mini-episode, and we promise to be back on track with more full-length content

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    12 mins
  • The pizza hut experience
    Aug 15 2023

    Join us for a special episode as we celebrate JB's birthday in style. Dive into a captivating evening with Marco and JB as they recount their night out, immersed in the rhythms of 'The Frank White Experience', a tribute band that truly honored Biggie. As the candles are blown out and wishes made, Marco, JB, and Tim transition from beats to bouts, delving into a student's recent match in Delaware, dissecting the ups, downs, and the path to rebounding from defeat. Hungry for more? The trio feasts on the timeless allure of Pizza Hut, pondering why it remains a perennial favorite. And in Plylers Corner they also rank their top three American grapplers. And in a playful twist, find out which video game Marco, JB, and Tim believe they reign supreme in. From birthday celebrations to virtual victories, this episode is truly a treat

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    56 mins