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No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…

No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…

By: La La DáVie
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Welcome to No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain, where business meets the bedroom and healing meets the hustle.


Hosted by the unapologetic, soul-wise La La DàVie, this podcast is your one-stop sanctuary for raw relationship talk, real-deal business coaching, and unfiltered self-improvement. Whether you’re building a brand, fixing your finances, untangling relationship drama, or doing all three while still trying to breathe; sis, this is your space.


Most business coaches forget they’re human. Most relationship coaches don’t know what it takes to launch from scratch. La La does both and she’s bringing the blueprint.


Expect weekly episodes with:

  • Bold business gems to level up your money moves 💼
  • Juicy relationship advice that cuts through the noise 💋
  • Spiritual tea to help you remember who TF you are ✨


Pick your lane, love or business, or ride with La La for the full transformation. Come for the wisdom, stay for the rants, laughs, and sister-circle realness.


Because you can build your empire and your emotional peace, without sacrificing either.

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Episodes
  • Dark Feminine Energy: The Glow-Up They Never Saw Coming
    Jan 8 2026

    If you’ve ever been told you’re “too much,” “too quiet,” “too intense,” or mysteriously had people switch up once you stopped explaining yourself… then yeah, this episode is for you.

    In this unapologetic, laugh-out-loud, soul-activating episode of No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…, we’re breaking down what dark feminine energy really is and why it has people clutching their pearls, stalking your socials, and suddenly “missing the old you.”

    Spoiler alert:

    It’s not evil.

    It’s not manipulative.

    And it definitely isn’t a TikTok aesthetic with candles and bad advice.

    We’re talking about the REAL dark feminine glow-up; the moment you stop shrinking, stop over-giving, stop chasing, and start moving like a woman who knows her worth and charges interest.

    🎩✨ In this episode, you’ll learn:

    • Why dark feminine energy isn’t chaos, it’s self-possession
    • How healing the mother wound is the missing key to true feminine power
    • The phases of the Dark Femme (from awakening to ascension)
    • How to move through the world like a Modern-Day Dandy in Dior
    • Why subtlety is the loudest flex in the room
    • And how to make a man crave your mind, body, and soul without games, manipulation, or losing yourself

    Expect humor, truth bombs, spiritual depth, and the kind of clarity that makes you say,

    “Wait… was she watching my life?”

    Grab your tea, sage, or emotional support snack because this episode will have you laughing, reflecting, and re-entering the world unbothered, but irresistible.

    And stay until the end…because we’re teasing a next episode that’s about to shake the room:

    Shadows of the Mind: Unveiling Dark Psychology 🥚🖤 You thought you knew…but no—seriously… let me explain. 🎙️🔥

    🧠✨ No! But Seriously… Let’s Evolve.

    🔗 Supporting Resources

    • Dark and Divine Feminine Energy, Shadow Work 3 Books in 1
    • Transforming the Mother Wound: Sacred Practices for Healing Your Inner Wise Womanby Monika Carless
    • Find A Man, Keep A Man: Professional Advice and Real-Life Stories to Help You Understand Your Partner
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    39 mins
  • Chin Up, Chest Out Playa: Treating Women Like Disposable Options (And Losing Every Time)
    Dec 2 2025

    You think you know heartbreak? Nah... buckle up, because this episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain… is about to serve the full uncut tea on what happens when a man carries all three toxic traits at once: the ego-heavy playa energy, the immature manipulator mind games, and the emotional baggage of an unhealed hurt boy.

    We’re talking “fake detachment, public flirting, imaginary rebounds, gaslighting, emotional chaos” the kind of relationship cocktail that leaves survivors asking, “What just happened… and how the hell do I get my peace back?”

    Expect sharp humor. Expect blunt truths. Expect stories and scenarios so relatable you’ll feel like we’re narrating someone you know. We go deep into:

    • Recognizing the red-flag trifecta before you get emotionally hooked

    • Why these men don’t see women as people, only as options or ego boosts

    • How to mentally detach before walking away physically

    • The emotional toll, the rebound circus, and the detox journey

    • And most importantly: how you reclaim your power, your peace, and your dignity, on your terms

    This one? It’s gonna hit and you may replay it on loop just for the clarity, the laughs, the “oh-so-true” realness, and the healing vibes.

    Ready to spot the chaos early, dodge the bullets, and walk away with your head held high? Then press play.

    Let’s turn emotional confusion into clarity, and that heartbreak into higher standards.

    Because we don’t chase...we attract, reflect, and protect our peace. Period.

    🧠✨ No! But Seriously… Let’s Evolve.

    🔗 Supporting Resources

    • Toxic Relationship Recovery by Jaime Mahler
    • The Truth: An Uncomfortable Book About Relationships by Neil Strauss
    • Find A Man, Keep A Man: Professional Advice and Real-Life Stories to Help You Understand Your Partner
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    46 mins
  • Turkey, Lies & Genocide: The Truth Behind Why Your Plate Is Heavier Than You Think
    Nov 28 2025

    In this thought-provoking episode on No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…, we delve into the uncomfortable truths surrounding Thanksgiving, a holiday shrouded in myth and glossed over with narratives of gratitude and family. “Turkey, Lies & Genocide: The Truth Behind Why Your Plate Is Heavier Than You Think,” invites listeners to challenge their understanding of this widely celebrated day.

    Join us as we explore the real history behind Thanksgiving, revealing the darker origins rooted in colonization, violence, and the erasure of Indigenous lives. We question the traditions that have evolved from a day of mourning into a national festival, where gluttony is celebrated, and the true meaning of gratitude is lost. Our conversation tackles how capitalist America has commodified abundance and turned a day meant for reflection into a frantic shopping spree known as Black Friday.

    Throughout the episode, we confront the cognitive dissonance that many feel as they partake in these traditions while acknowledging their troubling history. We urge listeners to rethink the significance of Thanksgiving and to forge their own meaningful connections, breaking free from societal expectations.

    This episode isn’t about guilt; it’s about awakening to the truth and redefining what it means to celebrate. Are you ready to challenge the status quo? Tune in for an eye-opening discussion that promises to change the way you view the holiday season.

    🧠✨ No! But Seriously… Let’s Evolve.

    🔗 Supporting Resources

    • The Truth About Thanksgiving: A Historical Perspective
    • Understanding the Impact of Colonization
    • The Reality of Indigenous Peoples Day vs. Thanksgiving
    • Gluttony and Consumerism in American Holidays
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    36 mins
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