Hey, cosmic family! It’s your girl La La DàVie, and today we’re diving deep into a topic that’ll have your mind doing backflips. Forget the bars and chains, because the real prison is made of paperwork, birth certificates, and a whole lot of red tape. Ever thought about how your birth certificate is basically your first booking sheet into a life of corporate servitude? Or how your Social Security Number isn’t just a number, but your first bank account that you never even got to open? We’ll unravel the truth behind these so-called “systems” that have you locked in without you even realizing it.

Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe spill your tea as we dissect the word spells that keep us in check. You’ll learn that the same pen that writes your paycheck is also writing your sentence. By the end of this episode, not only will you be wide awake, but you’ll also be armed with knowledge to reclaim your narrative. No fluff, no fear, no filter. Let’s get into it! 🎤✨

🔗 Supporting Resources

• Monopoly Money
• Meet Your Strawman: And Whatever You Want To Know
• The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll Through the Hidden Connections of the English Language

Welcome, luminous souls, to No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…. In this episode, we’re diving into three sacred tools like crystals, sage, and tarot cards and turning the tables on fear-based narratives that label them as “evil” or “dark.” Spoiler: they’re not. They’re neutral vessels. It’s the intention behind them that defines what they truly become.

We’ll explore how these instruments have been mis-understood and mis-used, and how you can re-claim them for alignment, healing, and spiritual authority. We’ll unpack the fine line between transformation and manipulation, using everyday analogies like cashed checks and even firearms to make it real: tools don’t have malice. The user determines the energy.

By episode’s end, you’ll be equipped to ask yourself: “Am I stepping into divine clarity or flyin’ blind in fear?” You’ll be empowered to honor your spiritual gifts, speak your truth, and stop hiding behind labels. So grab your crystals, light your sage, shuffle your deck if you use them with aligned intention, you’re not practicing witchcraft in the way some make it out to be. You’re practicing wisdom.

Tune in, lean in, and let’s elevate your spiritual game with grace, guts, and a little sass.

🔗 Supporting Resources

• Crystals and healing
• A cultural history of tarot and its evolution
• Benefits of burning sage and its traditional uses

You ever see a glowing, incense-scented goddess with her aura lit up like the Vegas strip and think, “Yup… that’s my dream woman”?

Well buckle up, boo... because today we’re going to talk about why dating a highly spiritual woman isn’t the soft, sage-smelling fantasy you thought it was. Spoiler alert: this isn’t Netflix and chill. This is Netflix, cry, pray, journal, apologize to your inner child, then maybe chill.

From the difference between the Divine Feminine and the Jezebel spirit (yes, there’s a difference, and yes, you need to know it) to the wild stuff that happens when an awakened woman’s womb power flips a man’s entire life like a cosmic pancake; we’re going there.

If you’ve ever wondered why Earth Angels seem to “know” before you tell them, why karma pulls up faster than Amazon Prime, or why you keep fumbling spiritual women like a loose football, this episode will either heal you… or humble you. Either way, it’s divine timing.

Books Associated with this Episode

Find A Man, Keep A Man: Professional Advice and Real-Life Stories to Help You Understand Your Partner

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