God Wasn’t a Man, the Fruit Wasn’t Sin, and the Church Ain’t the Plug

What if everything you were taught about Adam and Eve was backwards?

✨What if the serpent was sacred, the fruit was a portal, and Eve wasn’t the villain, but the divine feminine daring to awaken? 👁️

In this explosive episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain, La La DàVie peels back the layers of colonized religion to reveal the spiritual truth hidden in plain sight. We’re diving deep into the metaphysics of Eden, the real meaning of “the fall,” the soul trap of reincarnation, and how religion was weaponized to suppress ancestral memory and feminine power.

Get ready for a no-holds-barred breakdown of:

• Why “original sin” was never sin at all
• The serpent as sacred Kundalini energy
• Churches as vibrational traps
• How reincarnation may be a spiritual recycling scam
• And how YOU can exit the matrix through remembrance and soul sovereignty

This isn’t about bashing faith, it’s about freeing it. So grab your tea, open your third eye, and brace yourself for the episode your pastor warned you about.

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App: Black Knowledge
Thank GOD Adam & Eve Ate the Apple
Eve, Eden & the Metaphor of Consciousness
Kundalini, Shakti & the Serpent as Sacred Energy

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Adam, Eve, and the Serpent: Sex and Politics in Early Christianity
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In this eye-opening episode, we’re diving deep into the emotional, psychological, and energetic shifts that happen to a woman based on who she’s with. Is she really anxious, or is she reacting to dishonesty? Is she controlling, or is she tired of parenting a grown man? Is her independence empowering or is it survival?

We explore how a woman’s behavior is often a mirror of the energy she’s receiving in her relationship. From feeling safe and childlike with a secure man, to becoming hard and overworked with a partner who lacks direction; this conversation gets real about how love (or the lack of it) transforms us.

We’re not here to bash men or idealize women, but to have a raw, honest talk about roles, responsibility, and relationship dynamics that are often misunderstood.

Whether you’re in a relationship, healing from one, or reevaluating the patterns you keep repeating, this episode will challenge how you view yourself and your past connections.

Before you diagnose yourself with a broken heart or call yourself “too emotional,” ask yourself: What role did they cast me in—and who did I become because of it?

Tune in. This one might change how you see everything.

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Manifest App
Grow Therapy

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In this raw and soul-stirring episode, we dive deep into the unspoken struggles many couples face: how two people from completely different emotional backgrounds can ever hope to build a lasting love without first understanding each other’s wounds.

We unpack how speaking harshly over your relationship plants seeds of destruction, why honest conversations about your upbringing are essential for true connection, and why teaching your partner how to love you isn’t weakness; it’s wisdom.

We’ll explore how a man’s energy sets the emotional climate of the relationship, why emotional safety will always matter more than material gifts, and why so many people unknowingly sabotage real love by holding onto the ghosts of their past.

If you’ve ever wrestled with feeling unseen, unsafe, or misunderstood in love, this conversation will challenge you, heal you, and maybe even change the way you approach relationships forever.

Because real love? It demands more than chemistry and it demands growth.

Key Takeaways:

• Why “teaching someone how to love you” is powerful, not desperate.

• How emotional safety impacts attraction, vulnerability, and longevity.

• Why consistency will always outweigh grand gestures in a healthy relationship.

• How your childhood experiences are shaping your romantic decisions — whether you realize it or not.

• How real love challenges you, while surface-level love leaves you comfortable but stagnant.

Links Associated with this Episode
7 Cups
The Love Language Quiz

Links to Speak with a Therapist
Talk Space
Better Help| Professional Therapy

Books Associated with this Episode
Find A Man, Keep A Man: Professional Advice and Real-Life Stories to Help You Understand Your Partner
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