How to cook with Nordic calm, what to say to change the future when someone is distressed, and why inventing socks is true friend etiquette (trust us on this one).

(The audio of us participating in Marina Abramović’s homage to “The Scream” wasn’t great listening and didn’t make it into post-production, but here’s where you can experience it for yourself: https://ekebergparken.com/en/kunst/scream)

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When you’re on vacation and frightened by Stockholm’s most infested bench and the world’s creepiest boat, how do you graciously convince your travel partner to abandon her stupid plan to limp back to your hotel on a Mesolithic hiking injury?

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Firsthand coverage of possibly the world’s first DOUBLE CASTLING (!!) chess cheating scandal, how to have meaningful conversations with strangers in bars, and that time we went on vacation to Norway and gained notoriety as The Cheese Criminals.

Hans, if you ate the cheese after we left The Good Knight, you’re welcome.

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How to maintain composure when a friend keeps talking about HYROX, the irresistible unconscious force of your alligator brain, and a listener asks about talking during shows (rude, but…).

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How much you should read or watch forwarded content, a listener question about managing your therapists’ jealousy of each other, and secrets of handwriting and personality revealed.

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Mac and cheese trade secrets, a listener laments the travails of splitting the bill, and The Filing Cabinet Theory: or, why reminding people to do stuff doesn’t always work.

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Losing a blanket, finding something unexpected in your food at a dinner party, a listener wants to know the correct way to eat a hot dog.

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Finding the power spot in the room, polite vs. obnoxious ways to correct people, and controversial opinions about the most passive aggressive emoji.

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