Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

L'eau d'Issey pour Homme by Issey Miyake

Fragile Violet by EB Florals

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

Dior Sauvage

Versace Eros

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Diurno by Milano Fragranze

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

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This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life!

(Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)

Fragrances(?) Discussed:

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Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP

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BIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon!

This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content, and more!

!!! www.patreon.com/nosecandy !!!

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Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss!

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