The girlies reconvene for a late night sesh with a glass of rosé now that Missy is home from Texas. Missy got to cosplay as 1/2 of a "beautiful couple," Monz is hoping to finally see someone hot tonight (pray!), the Vanderpump of it all just keeps unfolding, bullying, run-ins with male ghosts, broken nails, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are still riding the high of the scandal of the century plus a cutie friend weekend, they lined up dates with new guys, Missy is taking a trip, Monz is desperately clinging to her teeny-tiny routine, they were treated less-than perfect on International Women's Day, give pre-Oscars uneducated guesses, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies have changed their tune. Why? Because Rachel was hooking up with the *other* Tom!! We also worked through some boy drama, asked questions about the Traitors reunion, found cutie Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies attempt to pick their vibes up from hell and rejoin the living - they discuss the ways they nurtured their mental health, the derailing power of a crush, a potential (but ultimately not fruitful Happy Ending), the adult babies on their fav shows, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies are unwell! Spiraling! Is everyone anxious right now? There was a long weekend and a New Moon and Vanderpump Rules (thank goddess) and a visit from Mom and Pisces tarot and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies try to have a peaceful Sunday, but no - Missy convinces herself of a morbid outcome, Monz tries to shelter in place against the emotional hurricane, the news is back, Valentine's Day is not really back, they have thoughts about The Grammys, and a bunch of other shit before we scrambled to go watch Rihanna.

The girlies are all partied-out after Missy's birthday and Sofar show, but that doesn't stop them from saying giddy-up to another ep! They are gossiping about their dates (anon please), manifesting flower deliveries, not not learning about simulation theory, working to the bone, mucking up their side of the street, screaming about The Grande Dame, and a bunch of other shit.

The girlies gather on Missy's birthday week to celebrate an angel on Earth, gab about boys in their lives, Monz is heading to a date (it was bad), Missy is preparing for her show, they are dumbfounded by a woman named Heather Gay, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.