Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about "acting" drunk for auditions. Jenn punched her "Florida" visit card again. giving a college lecture shouldn't include the "F" word. Non-pet people need an adjustment time. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about being brutally honest. Did Jenn and Eddie boycott their "Happy Place"? Jenn was the better person this week when she help reunite foster siblings, while Eddie got a haircut. An old lady on a scooter is on a collision course with a gorup of baby ducks. Eddie is having some memory issues. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie address what happened in the world last week and why it was missing from the last show. They reminisce about core memoties from childhood and early adulthood. Our phones and social media have given us more access to the world, but remove us from it. Jenn explains why latex costumes are NOT sexy. Though it's impossible now, owning a home is still a good idea. Are you covering all the keys to a trusting relationship? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn makes a quick wardrboe change while Eddie no-sells the recording date. Jenn had a blast playing Comedy Mafia. Eddie needs Jenn's help for making Colton's Halloween costume. Halloween Horror nights in Florida goes hard. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today starts off hard when Jenn comes in hot about Eddie's hair. Eddie also has some visitors coming this week. Jenn and Eddie are super grateful for all the Patreon sign ups! Jenn has a new gig in Florida. When can you fart in front of your partner? Never? Concealed carry permits, are they a really great idea for everyone? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today...

What happens when Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, MAGA merch and is that the summer penis or a roll of dimes…yes it makes a return this ep. Don’t ask Jenn if we can hang another TV…unless you want another chaotic podcast episode? To0 Late! Plus Florida Man Friday!

Also, let’s be real—if your bread has yoga mat chemicals in it, Subway, maybe just… don’t. (No shade, unless you want to sponsor us, in which case, footlong us up, daddy).

Not Today Jenn and Eddie launch their Patreon channel on a whim. Fear of failure almost made it not happen. Writing it down makes you better and comedy. They have trouble remembering what exactly happened and the end of Jaws. How important is a dog? Very. One of them has a serious fear of rejection. How much is exactly is life changing money? Don't let Santa take all the credit. What is Summer Penis? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie realize people listen to podcasts on YouTube. So what are you doing here? Is Not Today the Ted Lasso of podcasts? Eddie comes out as a feminist. Would you rather be happy or content? Should Eddie make "get ready videos"? Plus, Florida Man Friday! #podcast #funny #comedy #women #tedlasso #happiness #floridaman #florida #sports #sportstalk