On this episode of Not Today, Jenn and Eddie tell their Andy Dick stories. They also reminess about their nearly 12 year friendship. Jenn's dealing with her first post-divorce break up and it's not easy. Eddie is learning about closure from his son. What are some of the best and worst "Passive Aggresive" phrases we all use. How much Spam is too much Spam to travel with? Also Jenn teaches a freinds a lesson at the airport. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie discuss the grwoing coyote problem in Los Angeles and how Jenn is battling it with... wolf urine. Jenn also wants Eddie to smell it, though Eddie really doesn't want to after reading the Amazon reviews. Eddie talks about trying to navigate his son through some high school drama. Plus, has something ever been so cute you get angry about it. Also, dudes think cartoons are hot. Don't forget "Florida Man Friday"!

This week Eddie and Jenn take Austism tests. One of us may have it. Can you satisfy conjoined twins? Some guy is trying to. Also how sacred is that first trip to Disneyland? What about EPCOT? Seriously, EPCOT? Also we play Florida Man Friday!

Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence have a visiter in studio today... Kevin The Chiweenie. Eddie was perfomring in Brea, Ca. all weekedn, while Jenn was getting Fentanyl at the hospital. We've also hopefully cleared up put tech issues. Jenn tells us why she was banned from Hooters and whether she should not help sell Girl Scout Cookies. Eddie's eaten bugs before, should Jenn give it a try. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about passing your muscial tastes on to your kids and whether that's a good idea... for them. Mental health and medcaition takes a lot of self-assessment and time. Does your dog need to like your significant other and what if they don't? Is a borken penis a legacy? How far is too far to appease a bride as a bridesmaid? Also, Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about how you should really do Disneyland. Eddie is terrified how oblivious his son is. What does Jenn, her breasts and 30 cents have in common? What is your price when it comes to being in a particular type of commercial? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about their week. Eddie went to the "Back to the Future "House, Jenn went to the "Back to the Future" muscial. Someone went viral on May the 4th. Someone also made a nerd angry. Eddie laughs at a baby ducks misfortune while Jenn hides in horror. Both of them are deadset against cruises and nudists. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Eddie and Jenn discuss what trilogy from the Star Wars saga they relate to the most. When is too early or too late to say "I Love You"? What is its not reciprocated? When do you stop saying it? So many questions about love! Also, can Eddie do therapy? Jenn does. Plus, Florida Man Friday!