• #292 - "Love Is Blind..Not From Behind" | I Want The NYC Lifestyle!!
    Jul 28 2024

    Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms.

    Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy!

    • In Episode 292 , Clint Rambles about:
    • (0:00) Detox Retreats are beneficial scams
    • (8:48) Drake..please don't sneak diss Kendrick..please!
    • (12:24) Rap Beefs on Trial & 2024 is the year of exposing "Predators"
    • (16:05) Suburban Boy V.S. the NYC Lifestyle
    • (28:15) Chris Brown assaulting some dudes backstage. the dudes had it coming.
    • (38:20) Justin Bieber Paid $10 MILLION! to perform at Richest Indian Wedding. & More!
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    58 mins
  • #291 - "I Just Love Seeing You This Happy" | (POV) how it feels going back to work
    Jul 27 2024

    Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms.

    Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy!

    • In Episode 291, Clint Goes ON and ON about:
    • (0:00) Olympic Opening
    • (1:01) Saudi Arabia "Neom" Sci Fi Strip
    • (2:19) Cartel Leader Captured..for optics.
    • (5:10) Impatience in Betting is My Kryptonite
    • (8:20) Sinaloa Cartel "El Mayo" captured for Distraction?
    • (9:55) Neom City Features (Saudi Arabia Project)
    • (12:35) NBA Summer League exposes how we treat young men achieving their dreams.
    • (14:43) Jordan Peterson New Online Courses to replace University.
    • (15:50) RANT : Spam Text messages during Election Year. Clint Reads Text Live! And Goes OFF!
    • (21:18) "tearing down others instead of building yourself up" - Politics 101
    • (23:45) Alex Sarr Summer League Performance & NFL Hard Knocks Giants is insight of how "Front Office" is becoming too difficult.
    • (38:05) how it feels going back to work & reflection on new POV
    • (40:47) Rich Roll has made me change a few things & having trouble sleeping because you didn't earn it.
    • (49:08) Reality of being a "Creature of Habit" (Deep thoughts) & More!
    • https://youtu.be/TzntNk-KJt8 [link to video, leave a thumbs up & subscribe]
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    58 mins
  • #290 - "Cope To Hope" | Self Improvement Guys Love Sharing How Much Porn They Consume
    Jul 25 2024

    In Episode 290 Clint Rambles about:

    • (0:00) Random Corny Monologue
    • (2:53) Classic Rock Groups Cringe Live Performances
    • (6:57) Tarzan in a past life (Gorilla Mind Review)
    • (9:52) "Air BNB is one of most overpriced inventions ever made"
    • (11:10) Intro to the Pod! ( Like, Follow, Subscribe)
    • (11:38) Self Improvement Guys love telling you how much Porn they Consume! (oversharing culture)
    • (15:05) Cobra Kai Side Tangent of making a new movie
    • (17:08) Cornyness of "Self Improvement" Target Audience Tactics
    • (24:03) "Sometimes I wish i was in a behavioral institute" - my experience as a youth in one of these.
    • (25:40) instead of jury duty..lets have mandatory attend a behavioral facility duty. (my idea) the pros/cons and purpose of this idea.
    • (36:00) "Cope To Hope" - The repeated answer to everything ..but what does it really do?
    • (39:25) "I don't watch you lunge...to learn how to lunge" - Gym recording in Gyms. Lets stop lying for why we watch influencers. & More!
    • https://youtu.be/AvLy19ud1mE [link to video, leave a like & subscribe if you enjoyed]
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    53 mins
  • #289 - "Mermaids & Buffets" | Why Believing Heaven or Hell Isn't Realistic
    Jul 24 2024

    In Episode 289, Clint Rambles About:

    • (0:00) I was a Hyena in a past Life!
    • (1:21) Blake Lively & Gigi Hadid Looking Like Ketchup & Mustard Bottles
    • (4:08) Earth is Just Perfect!
    • (6:35) Why do I have to pay to know my family history?
    • (9:19) Microsoft Crowdstrike Crash exposes our Reliance on automation.
    • (12:19) "Too Much Security, creates False Sense of Security"
    • (13:10) Google Maps Have made driving dangerous
    • (19:05) Mermaids & Buffets
    • (19:49) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc)
    • (21:04) "A lot of Devil Worshiping out here"
    • (22:28) fighting for God's Ethnicity!
    • (23:48) (Deep Dive) Having Conviction in your Faith & Beliefs. Where it can go wrong, and why it's necessary for a human to question their own purpose.
    • (30:06) The Truth about "Good & Bad" People. & More!!
    • https://youtu.be/xYYoRFrSBRQ [link to video, leave a like, subscribe if you enjoy!)
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    57 mins
  • #288 - "Obsession With Our Identity" | Joe Biden Drops Out 2024 Race
    Jul 23 2024

    In Episode 288, Clint Rambles about:

    • (0:00) Piano Method
    • (1:08) Joe Biden Drops out of 2024 Presidental Race.
    • (4:50) Does it even matter?
    • (5:50) The Election within the Election. (Popularity sells in politics)
    • (9:40) My Theory of why Joe Biden Dropped out
    • (13:52) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc)
    • (14:56) The Issue with "Local Businesses"
    • (19:45) how to fix Chipotle "Serving Size" issue
    • (24:58) The issue with smaller "Chipotle & Moes" copycat businesses
    • (33:33) the issue with "Get Off Your SoapBox" & soap operas
    • (37:03) British are Bland
    • (40:57) "i've never been intrigued by British Culture"
    • (42:55) Serial Numbers on US Currency is apparently a Collectible
    • (44:40) Americans can be convinced to pay for ANYTHING!!
    • (47:00) what it's like living with a significant other? young adults in uneccesary credit card debt & More!
    • https://youtu.be/IdfzlrbuxDg (link to video, leave a like,& subscribe if you enjoyed this episode)
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    56 mins
  • #287 -"Stop Doin Too Much" | Trump Assassination, Deep Diver Deaths, Steroid Talk
    Jul 22 2024

    In Episode 287, Clint Juices up About:

    • (0:00) Trump Assasination Attempt thoughts
    • (2:55) Climbers and Deep Divers who pass away
    • (5:25) Guy who died proposing to his girlfriend in underwater hotel
    • (8:44) Uncontacted Tribes don't care about your Arrogant "Mission"
    • (15:52) Intro to the Pod!( Subscribe, Follow, etc.)
    • (16:08) Breastfeeding on YouTube
    • (17:30) "im a domesticated tarzan"
    • (19:00) what if i was born in an uncontacted tribe? how different life would be.
    • (23:40) Black Holes are overwhelming to understand. (space talk)
    • (26:52) Reality of having Time Off of work.
    • (30:34) "i made out with 10 B***** at the club" - Fake Ladies Men of YouTube.
    • (36:40) Dr. Mike Israetel is quitting Bodybuilding
    • (39:40) Too much Steroid Talk? Glorifying Steroids?
    • (41:08) Alex Eubank isn't just about "influencing the youth"
    • (49:04) "I remember the 1st time i had C4 Pre Workout"https://youtu.be/svtZzylW5oE (Link to Video, Subscribe, leave a like)
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    54 mins
  • #286 - "Her Apple Bottom Brings the Fruit Flies"
    Jul 20 2024

    In Episode 286, Clint Goes on a Maze about:

    • (0:00) Paul Skenes of the Bedroom (1:52) granny vs nanny (8:42) "Her apple bottom brings the Fruit Flies" (10:38) looking "Innocent" (12:12) sharing bank accounts(16:50) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (17:18) DirecTv Haiku (17:55) Performing Under Pressure (19:55) Incompetence of Panda Express & their fortune cookies (26:00) Panda Express F***** my Morning Up!! (33:25) Painfully Awkwardly avoiding eye contact during The WHOLE 10 Minute Ordeal! (35:40) Theo Von & Ed Sheeran Clip reaction (39:23) Luke Combs V.S. Ryan Upchurch Long standing BEEF! (47:00) Having a "Network" one day? & More!
    • https://youtu.be/gspQ1YmNieI (link to video, subscribe)
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    54 mins
  • #285 - "Lazy Ass Crock Pot Cookers"
    Jul 13 2024

    In Episode 285, Clint Rambles about:

    • (0:00) "Take a Shot For Me" (2:05) Lazy ass Crock Pot Cookers (8:20) i genetically smell good (10:16) "mocktails" zero alcohol drinks (12:12) Intro to the Pod!! (13:30) can cats have human breast milk? (15:25) Cats V.S. Dogs unfair treament (17:10) how to ramen. Water or dry? (19:45) math is a dying art..until it bras and panties (25:17) can someone be held liable for their death if it's stress? (26:56) Me and Nikola Jokic are 2 time MVP's... (29:29) financial experts don't care how much money you make (31:02) my fascination with "New York City" Life (37:30) active vs comfort socially driven enviornments (43:30) 3 guarantees in this world.. (47:14) lyrics vs instrumentals (49:36) movie promotions are GARBAGE Now!! & More!
    • https://youtu.be/RpIcEm20th4 (link to video)
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    58 mins