A sexist late-night host, a spiritually deficient hobo, and a very lovely homing pigeon walk into a circus... On this episode of Through the Greenhouse Haze, Hollee and Mark ponder the punchline.

Enjoy a nice cup of protector tea. On this episode of Empty Cup, Erik talks about creating art on your own time, the meditative nature of washing, and wanting what we already have.

It's time to bake some bread. Have a seat in the kitchen with your new friend, Erik. On the inaugural episode of Empty Cup, Erik talks about embracing his true self, his pet snail, and setting a goal to be happy.

Be sure to check out Erik's other creative adventures at oblivionspin.com.

With the New Moon in Gemini, we can finally find balance in this upheaval and unrest in the world with intentional articulation of our needs. We're working collectively on trying to not make mountains out of molehills and get out of our own way to go after what we desire. With the personal planets of Mars in Aries and Venus in Taurus within their signs of dignity, there's a great opportunity to enact upon desires to build lasting foundations for what we really want. We grapple with a scarcity mindset and try to be realistic as we move forward once Mercury goes direct on June 3rd. On Episode 8 of Absurdist Astrology, Tessa helps us navigate through it all.

On this encore presentation of The Sainted Path (originally aired on October 16, 2018), Soraya The Great talks about being kind to ourselves... and how being kind to others is the best way to do that. She also shares a couple Rosy Copacetic tunes that were recorded especially for our ears.

Mercury Retrograde will result in a cazimi between the Sun and Mercury. As Mercury makes its way back into Taurus, we have some time for reflection and introspection before we catapult into some exciting energy with Mars in Aries around the corner on May 24. We also have Venus entering Taurus on May 28, also in its dignity, inviting in some lavish enjoyment of life. On Episode 7 of Absurdist Astrology, Tessa helps us navigate through it all.

Venus and Chiron conjunct in Aries, leading us to question our autonomy. This upcoming Scorpio Full Moon brings in a vast deep type of meaning rooted in desire, leaving us little patience for all this chatter and mess caused by the Mercury retrograde in Gemini. The North node in Taurus is further emphasizing the need to look back deeply at our roots and feel our feelings fully. And on Episode 6 of Absurdist Astrology, Tessa gets emotional as she helps us navigate through it all.

A psychic assassin, a high-kicking bull whipper, and a ceremonial magician walk into a Listz concert in Bavaria... On this encore presentation of Through the Greenhouse Haze (originally aired on 03/23/2019), Hollee and Mark ponder the punchline.