Episodes

  • 085 - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
    Feb 21 2022

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead 

    Starring: Christina Applegate, Joanna Cassidy, John Getz 


    A wonderful movie that Sarah has never seen; but James has seen 600 times. 

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…

    Is this the worst mom ever? 

    Is the Clown Dog Mobile Bryan’s Daily Driver? 

    Is the Clown Dog Mobile a transformer? 


    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 1 Heigls 

    James: -1991 Heigls

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this? 




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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 084 - Made Of Honor
    Jan 24 2022

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    Made Of Honor (2008) 

    Starring: Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan


    A wonderful movie where we don’t know who we are supposed to root for… and there’s no bad guys. Just chill vibes. 

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…

    Should Patrick Stewart have been the leading man, in this movie? 

    Was there only one draft of the script written? 

    How much does the inventor of the coffee collar make per coffee collar? 


    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 5 Heigls 

    James: 90 Heigls

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this?


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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 083 - From Justin to Kelly
    Jan 17 2022

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    From Justin to Kelly (2003) 

    Starring: Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini 


    A movie, for some reason?  

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…


    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 22.12 Heigls for every hour it would take to drive from Texas to Fort Lauderdale

    James: 1 Heigl

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this? 

     

    #romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts 



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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 082 - When In Rome
    Jan 3 2022

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    When In Rome (2010) 

    Starring: Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel, Anjelica Huston, Danny DeVito


    A wonderful movie where some people needed some scenes for their reels, maybe.   

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…

    How inconsiderate is this sister? 

    What are these long distance phone bills like? 

    And if Danny DeVito wasn’t under a love spell, does that mean no more free sausage? 


    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 30 Heigls. (because construction of the fontana di trevi took 30 years - so one for each year of construction) 

    James: 300,000,000 Heigl Voltage with 30,000 Kristen Bells 

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this? 




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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 081 - Candy Coated Christmas
    Nov 29 2021

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    Candy Coated Christmas (2021) 

    Starring: Molly McCook, Lee Garlington, and Aaron O’Connell.


    A wonderful movie where a woman acts like she’s too good for mint. 

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…

    How much mint do you have to sell to turn a profit? 

    Is the Winters’ house a Bed and Breakfast? If so, where are the guests? 

    Is Ree Drummond’s character evil? 



    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 75.5 US Heigls. 

    James: 225,000 Mint Brownie Heigls. 

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this? 




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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 080 - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
    Oct 25 2021

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 

    Starring: Kristy Swanson, Donald Sutherland and Paul Reubens 


    A wonderful movie 

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…

    What’s with you? 



    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 2 Heigls. 

    James: 2 Heigls. 

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this? 

     



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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 079 - Look Who's Talking
    Oct 3 2021

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    Look Who’s Talking (1989) 

    Starring: Kirstie Alley, John Travolta and Olympia Dukakis 


    A wonderful movie that has wrought a lot of havoc on the overall intelligence level of society. 

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…

    What is the baby’s field of knowledge? 

    Why is Amy Hecklering obsessed with who pays for dinner? 

    Does any of this have anything to do with Scientology? 



    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 2,280 Heigls. One for every second of 2 19 minute increments. 

    James: 9 Heigls. One for every gestational month it took to make the baby into Bruce Willis

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this? 

     

    #romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts 




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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 078 - Fifty Shades of Grey
    Aug 30 2021

    We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

     

    This Week -


    Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

    Starring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan and Jennifer Ehle 


    A wonderful movie where someone is in an extremely abusive situation and is asking pretty reasonable questions in order to not be abused. 

     

    We ask the tough questions this week…

    Who does this guy think he is? 

    What’s it like to be an employee at Grey House? 

    How did it work out with the contractors and building the red room? Is it like an H.H. Holmes situation?


    Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

    But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

    Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

     

    HEIGL Meter!!

    A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 


    Sarah: 50 Shades of Heigls 

    James: 11 Heigls 

     

    Follow us on Social Media!

     

    Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

    Instagram: @yougotheigld

     

    Sarah - 

    Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

    Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

    Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

    Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

    Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

     

    James -

    Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

    Instagram: @jamespietragallo

    Listen to James's other podcasts!

    Crime in Sports podcast

    Small Town Murder podcast

     

    Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

    PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 


    We have merchandise!

    heiglyourself.threadless.com

     

    Tune in every FRIDAY!

    STAY HOME, PLEASE!

     

    RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

     

    Are you still reading this? 




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    1 hr and 37 mins