These two old asses talk about Aubrey Plaza’s much hotter one as we gush about the new time travel movie My Old Ass.

Chappell Roan gets another bad headline cuz people CAN’T READ. Biopics are getting WEIRD for Pharrell and Robbie Williams. Katy Perry has a TERRIBLE album release week. Hayden Panettiere is sick of EVERYONE being up in her business. And Devin from The Bachelorette being a certified stalker WAS on Shelby’s bingo card. For Love it or Hate It, Shelby’s ready to join the coven singing praises to Agatha All Along and Matt is all for the bloody mess that is The Substance.

Zoe Kravitz put on her director’s hat with her debut film Blink Twice and we’re split on whether or not it’s a good look for her. With missed trigger warnings and mature content, it’s a divisive film with maybe too much going on. Nail art, proverbial (and literal) snakes, men and boys and too many characters for Matt to keep track of, we’re butting heads on what works and what doesn’t in this feminist manifesto on power, abuse, and the #MeToo of it all.

Taylor Swift breaks her silence on breaking her silence. Chappell Roane is setting up boundaries around her stardom. The DNC tried to bully Beyonce into showing up. And Kaitlyn Bristowe f*cks around and finds out when it comes to Tayshia Adams and Bachelor Nation. For Love It or Hate It, Shelby recommends psychothriller Strange Darling and Matt sings praises to Sabrina Carpenter’s “Short’n’sweet”

Crawling spider aliens, big acid blood aliens, human baby aliens. Matt and Shelby are discussing all things alien on this episode on Alien: Romulus.

There’s new interest in the Blake Lively witch hunt. Taylor Swift is also having a week of it. Ryan Murphy also has his eye on the Chiefs. Doja Cat finally got hooked up with Jonathan Quinn. And there’s a whole lot in there about gay mormons and still-a-child Millie Bobbie Brown. For Love it or Hate It, Matt can’t stand by everything Lady Gaga does but he is back on the Big Brother train and Shelby tries her best to recommend the YA horror novel, The Honeys.

This weird movie is streaming on Peacock but we don't recommend you watch it. Just listen to this episode of the podcast instead. Shelby basically acts out most of the film.

Joaquine Phoenix is weird. Blake Lively is weird. D23 is weird. It's really becoming a weird summer real quick.