This week Jackie, MJ and Holden kick it off with Olympics talk including Simon Biles triumphant return to the Olympic stadium and her doc Simon Biles: Rising, Holden dishes about his San Diego Comic Con trip and also heard tale of the possibility of an Elden Ring TV series, Jackie gives a thumbs up to Deadpool & Wolverine (MJ reports that Gideon does as well), The Decameron (2024), based on The Decameron(1353), is a sexy ass gross dark comedy, MJ goes over their Summer Movies Fun to Watch With Your Kids Corner which includes a ton of 80's and 90's comedy classics, the drama continues in 90 Day The Other Way, and Lou Pearlman's story fizzles in the nothing that is Dirty Pop on Netflix, AND MORE ON TALKIN TV!

Simone Biles: Rising - Netflix

Fallout - Amazon Prime

Deadpool and Wolverine - IN THE THEATAHHHH

The Decameron - Netflix

The Muppet Movie - Disney+

Great Muppet Caper - Disney+

Honey I Shrunk the Kids - Disney+

90 Day Fiance: The Other Way - Max, Discovery +

Dirty Pop - Netflix

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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the goings on in Katy Perry's War Room, Kamala being declared "brat" by Charli XCX herself, MJ calls to mobilize the JoJo Siwa vote, Jackie gushes about Glen Powell (who loves his rescue dog Brisket) being charming even if he's no BIll Paxton and Twisters sucks as a sequel, Jackie's cloud talking and MJ and Holden DON'T KNOW CLOUDS, brat is finally explained straight from the Charli XCX horse, Ryan Reynolds had to meet some strong demands from Madonna to use Like a Virgin for the Deadpool movie, JoJo announces she is soon going to have 3 mini JoJo clones produced via IVF in what is surely the start of her march to Godhood! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Woman's World written for the Barbie Movie? On The List - Celebs who tried really really hard to become Olympic athletes and if they made it to the games, Blindz and THE SHOUUUUTZ!

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden come out swangin' with Twisters! Then its off to HOLDEN'S MOVIE CORNER for Iron Claw, Late Night with the Devil, and Longlegs! Jackie is spreadin' the summerween joy with Frozen (2010) and Oddity, MJ is havin' a crisis with what to watch on MAX, while Holden heads The Other Way with a new season of the 90 Day spinoff, Jackie finally watched Jim Henson Idea Man on Disney+, MJ showed The Muppet Movie to da babies, and Jackie checks out Total Forgiveness on the Dropout! network AND MORE!

Twisters - IN THE THEATAHHHHHH

Iron Claw - Max

Late Night with the Devil - AMC+

Longlegs - IN THE THEATAHHHHH

Frozen - Amazon Prime

Oddity - IN THE THEATAHHHH

The Black Widower - Max

Forbidden Love - Max

90 Day Fiance: The Other Way Season 6 - Max

Jim Henson Idea Man - Disney+

The Muppet Movie - Disney+

Total Forgiveness - Dropout!

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This week Jackie, Holden and MJ, after being serenaded by Ingrid Andress goss' 'bout what its like to live in a "Womans World™" while dissecting the "satirical" music video for her newest flop fuel by famed sexual predator Dr. Luke, Kesha takes everyone for a Joyride with her infectious new single, Jojo continues her bad girl era by lickin' hammers and wearin' the skin of teddy bears and dick wrenches and now Tool fans are upset (which surprises no one), Shelley Duvall kicked off the brutal celeb deathfest which includes Dr. Ruth, Shannen Doherty, and Richard Simmons! In the Ol' Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Ariana Grande a CANNIBAL!!??! On The List - 25 details from history that are just so gross, Blindz and SHOUTSSSSSSSS

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This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are all hidin' from the sun with this heatwave so they start things off by talkin' 'bout the racist weirdo who wants to spew his seed across the entire globe via sperm donation centers from Netflix's The Man with 1000 Kids, Jackie heads to the theatah to see Nic Cage go wild in Longlegs without realizing the director, Osgood Perkins was also there, the tragedy of MILF Manor ends at 12 episodes rather then the promised 15 in a disappointing fizzle, with the real drama playing out on the subreddit, House of the Dragon keeps bringing the heat, and Jackie finally decides she's bored of The Boys, Holden and Jackie regale with a tale of the fabled Love Island, and Holden digs into the 4 hour "Star Wars Hotel Failure" on Youtube!

Man With 1000 Kids - Netflix

Longlegs - IN THE THEATAHHHH

MILF Manor Season 2 - Max

House of the Dragon Season 2 - Max

The Boys Season 4 - Amazon Prime

Love Island USA Season 6 - Peacock

Star Wars Hotel Failure - Youtube

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden brace for the dawn of a new era of feminism as Katy Perry prepares to unleash Woman's World, JoJo Siwa switches it up to FIREBALL and gets ready to unleash a group of very horny teddy bears, Joey Chestnut is standing up to Big Beef and showing up Nathan's contest in his own veteran filled one as Nathan's CRUMBLES WITHOUT JOEY, Olympics training is happenin' over on the PEACOCK complete with a very special boy, a DUEL MASTER, AND SNOOP, Holden brings up the mental health code for Olympics and it sure is...something, Flavor Flav decided to fund the US water polo team to the Paris Olympics (as well as send them on a cruise), and MJ tells Jackie she radiates hot dog. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: A Rat Boy Summer Conspiracy, did Matty Healy inspire the main rat in Flushed Away!? A List that tells us more about the author than the celebrities hawking unnecessary items, the Blindz and S-S-Shouts!!

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This week's Jackie, Holden and MJ are gossin' 'bout the bizarre face surgery joke filled "A Family Affair", Jackie slammed that close button on Hate to Love: Nickelback, The Mole sucked Jackie in once again, even after a lackluster start, Kelly and Barby having a bitch off on the newest MILF Manor with drama even spillin' onto reddit, and Jackie begins the processes of brining in the horror with her Summerween celebration, a dragon battle in House of the Dragon, Jackie heads off the theatah for MaXXXine, and MOOOORE

A Family Affair - Netflix

Hate to Love: Nickelback - Netflix

The Mole Season 2 - Netflix

America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - Netflix

MILF Manor Season 2 - Max

Devil's Bath - AMC+, Shudder

Maxxxine - IN THE THEATAH

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This week Holden, Jackie and MJ repel the evile spirit of Katy Perry by using her wicked tomes against her, and goss' 'bout brat girl/rat boy summer continuing to rage on, Chappell Roan is absolutely poppin' off, Jen and Ben heading to Splitsville, Al Pacino reveals that Jack and Jill nearly killed his career as 2011 audiences weren't ready for his chocolate blend, Nicola Coughlan from Bridgerton makes a song with her perfect breasts, caviar, shoes and....more shoes, despite their cardboard anti sex beds the Olympics are still makin' sure to hand out condoms to those horned up sportsfolk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Chappell Roan artistically inspired by the Muppets? (Yes she is), and A MOVIE FILLED LIST!

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