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Kiss My Left Foot, Episode 1

👽Strap in for a chaotic, laugh-packed adventure through the utterly bizarre world of Perswayssick County! In this week’s episode of “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy,” titled “Kiss My Left Foot,” radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez is stuck in a dimension where logic takes a vacation — ruled by Gneeecey, an elbow-high, fast-talking, disaster-prone Jack Russell-type canine-humanoid dog with a mansion that doubles as a pigsty.
Broke, purple-tinged, and barely standing from dimension burn, Nicki’s only hope of escaping back to Earth lies in the cash-stuffed portfolio she finally finds on her birthday. But before she can dream of freedom, Gneeecey insists on celebrating… his way.
Cue a birthday “lunch” at the upscale, off-the-rails Tricycle Club — where diners eat while pedaling. Getting there means squeezing into Gneeecey’s miniature Porsche as he ricochets off houses, crashes into a milk tanker (pausing to dunk animal crackers in the spilled moo juice), and smashes into the restaurant like a furry wrecking ball.
Inside, things only get weirder. The menu looks inedible, Gneeecey eats so ferociously that food pours out of his ears, and — surprise! — he’s not paying. Just when Nicki thinks the day can’t get worse, an evil alien spots Gneeecey.
Can Nicki survive the worst birthday ever, keep Gneeecey alive, and make it to Grandma — another human, a veggie meatball shop owner and part-time therapist — without losing what’s left of her sanity?
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#Comedy #SciFi #Fantasy #funnydogs #entertainment #perswayssickradio

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Food’s the common theme here!

In “The Two K’s,” Gneeecey attempts to educate his protégé, mouse-humanoid Gneeezle’s employee Altitude. “I’m trynna teach ya ’bout the two K’s—cookin’ an’ cleanin’,” Gneeecey advises the hapless rodent after he nearly burns down the eatery. (Gneeecey had slapped some jackass burgers on the grill and ordered Altitude to watch them. Watch he did, as they went up in flames.)

Nicki, working there part-time, expresses alarm that the blobs inside the establishment’s lava lamps seem hyperactive. Gneeecey instructs her not to look at them. He adds that during Blirg (a season where time runs backward due to Perswayssick County’s dimensional “electronical gravoovitational disruptications”), the lamps may be hungry. If so, Gneeecey warns Nicki that she’d better run for her life.

Two evil alien Markmen, Redheaded Broken-nose Mark and Blond Big Nose Mark show up and intimidate Gneeecey.

Perswayssick City Councilperson Verna Vlott drops in to order lunch and tolerates Altitude’s rudeness.

Enter Gneeecey, applying a size thirteen high-top to the mouse’s scruffy backside and apologizing to the Councilperson. Pitying Altitude, Verna stuffs a wad of greenbacks in his palm so that he can afford a last name.

In “His Turn to Bring Sandwiches,” Gneeecey supplies refreshments for his Brain Surgery Club. Delighted colleagues happily gobble up Altitude’s two-week-old vegetative-matter-leaking finger sandwiches while they study wall-sized images of partially resected brains.

…Later, Nicki takes Gneeecey to visit veggie meatball shop owner (and licensed therapist) Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. And, as our Frank Grillo says at the very end of each podcast, “It’s a Gneeecey thing!”

And Vicki, Nicki, Frank, Gneeecey, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Cerdeira Rodriguez and Sal Sola for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate your helping to keep us afloat, more than words can say!

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“Welcome to My Humble Abdomen,” Episode 3

Dimension burn shrinks Nicki to the size of a matchstick. She’s living in his debris-filled T-shirt pocket.

Things go from bad to worse this morning. Gneeecey hightails it to his Electronic Water Cyclone 3000, a high-tech commode boasting three thousand cyclones per flush. “Sorry,” he apologizes, “but when nature calls, there ain’t no voicemail!”

Gneeecey’s ready to flush. Nicki imagines her matchstick-sized self swirling helplessly in a tumultuous three-thousand cyclone whirlpool. She braces herself.

He flushes. Only a few hollow clunks and a weak stream of water follow. Rotten alien Redheaded Broken-nose Mark calls, and Gneeecey’s more sophisticated lookalike Ebegneeezer Eeeceygnay saunters in, making a series of snide remarks. (Ebegneeezer, who has unwittingly traveled from his planet HyenaZitania to Perswayssick County, is an unwelcome guest in Gneeecey’s mansion.)

Gneeecey calls Supersonic Latrines. He lets loose on poor technician Adam.

Adam instructs Gneeecey to punch in digits and letters, in rapid succession, on the tank’s control panel so he can take remote control. Then Gneeecey needs to sit back down quickly.

Once in, Adam states that the problem’s worse than “we” thought. Gneeecey must remain seated until it’s resolved.

“As you are presently indisposed,” volunteers Ebegneeezer, “perhaps I might entertain myself by taking an informal tour of your humble abode.”

Gneeecey shouts, “Perhaphoops you’ll stay stinkin’ right here where I can watch ya—an’ rememboober, yooou ain’t even welcome here in my humble abdomen!”

Ebegneeezer strolls out of the room….

…Later, Gneeecey visits veggie meatball shop owner (and licensed therapist) Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. And, as our Frank Grillo says at the very end of each podcast, “It’s a Gneeecey thing!”

And Vicki, Nicki, Frank, Gneeecey, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Rodriguez and Sal Sola for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com, and for their suggestions! We appreciate your helping to keep us afloat, more than words can say!

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It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

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“Wampum Physics,” Episode 4

An exhausted, overworked Nicki can’t sleep. Across the hall, Gneeecey and his canine-humanoid buddy Sooperflea are rehearsing for a big concert. Gneeecey’s violin shatters glass and teeth, and Sooperflea is tone-deaf and rhythmically challenged.

The “music” stops abruptly when Gneeecey screams that Mister Tree outside is stalking him, watching his every move, laughing and coughing, too!

Redheaded Broken-nose Mark calls to intimidate Gneeecey.

Sooperflea asks Gneeecey how he knows the tree’s really a tree. If it coughs and nobody’s around to hear it cough, is it really coughing? What if it can be either a wave or particle, depending on whether or not it’s being observed?

Gneeecey grins. “Wampum physics?”

At 4:30 a.m., Gneeecey declares that if he doesn’t think of Sooperflea, he won’t exist.

Sooperflea heads for the door and seconds later howls to be let back in. “Tree is movin’!” he shouts. “Dancin’—wit’ a buncha floatin’ eyeballs!”

Gneeecey dives under the kitchen table. Nicki sprints to the door and pulls in a catatonic Sooperflea.

The following morning, a dog-tired Nicki meets Gneeecey outside. He “gives” her the old wreck of a car that mouse-humanoid Altitude used for Gneeezle’s deliveries. Gneeecey states that the traffic court “just regurgitated Altitude’s license.”

Gneeecey informs Nicki that he’ll deduct a little from her paycheck every week to pay it off. Nicki replies that then it’s not really a gift, plus she only gets paid every two weeks. Gneeecey tells her not to brush a gift horse’s teeth, explaining she’ll pay it off twice as fast.

Special thanks to Sam Leviatin for co-producing this episode! And Vicki, Nicki, Frank (who also contributed to this episode—think squawking monotony birds), Gneeecey, Sooperflea, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Sola, Sal Sola, Marcellina Ramirez, and Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate your helping to keep us afloat, more than words can say!

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It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

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“Shopping at Home with GAS,” Episode 5

Gneeecey and Nicki arrive late to his GAS Broadcast Network—again. As usual, it’s his fault. As usual, he blames her.

“Shopping at Home with GAS” airs after lunch. Brown-nosing donkey-humanoid intern Stu Pitt scurries about setting up show items—Digital Drapes that display the time, and a one-wheeled BlabbaFlabb exercise bike. He brags that he’s transformed the room into an on-location studio, complete with wind, rain, and snow—all controlled by a red lever.

Gneeecey orders Stu to come in tight with the camera at the end—he’ll use the opening and closing display drapes to send a life-and-death “Horse Code” message to one of the evil alien Markmen..

Gneeecey hawks three-legged pantyhose and other junk. Stu squirms with excitement, unaware that another BlabbaFlabb’s rubber bands have wrapped themselves around his legs. Gneeecey attaches an assembled machine’s bands to his jaw, hands, and feet. He resembles a malfunctioning windmill.

Gneeecey pounds a fist on the table piled with drapes. It collapses. His flailing limbs become entangled in the display curtains. They open and close behind him, tumbling to the floor, along with Gneeecey. Arms and legs revolving, he screams.

Stu lunges forward to help but is snapped backward by the bands circling his legs. He flies in Gneeecey’s direction, shoots sideways, then grabs a red lever. A ceiling trapdoor opens, dumping a half-ton of snow on Gneeecey’s noggin.

Vicki, Nicki, Frank (who contributed to this episode), Cleve, Gneeecey, Grandma, and even Stu want to thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Sola, Sal Sola, Marcellina Ramirez, and Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate your helping to keep us afloat, more than words can say! And thank you again, Sam Leviatin, for your awesomely funny musical contributions!

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It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

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“Championship Football Game (First Down on Nicki’s Face),” Episode 6

Nicki feels queasy as she and Gneeecey travel to work at his GAS Broadcast Network in his thirty-two-door white, fully articulated, really stretched limo.

Driver Culvert double-parks on Perswayssick City’s main drag, Murgatroyd Avenue. Nicki and Gneeecey step out onto the sidewalk.

As they do, a tiny football bounces off the bridge of her nose and hurtles straight into her left eye, point first. Nicki stands there on the sidewalk, in pain and stunned.

A crowd gathers around her, including many kids on their way to school. They start chanting, “Dee-fense! Dee-fense!” Referee whistles blow.

Gneeecey warns Nicki that she must stand perfectly still and allow the birds scrimmaging on her face to continue play. “It’s stinkin’ chaaampionship mini-sparrow football,” shrills Gneeecey. “Ya gotta stand still till they complete play!” He adds, “If ya move, ya can get fined for interference—”

As Nicki protests, Gneeecey warns, “County ordinance BS 396.3—which I wrote my stinkin’ self—clearly states that birds may use people as goalposts an’ playin’ surfaces, wit’in city confines as they determine fit, durin’ all post-season play—play-offs an’ championships.” He then threatens to make a “snitizen’s arrest” if she does not comply.

The red team makes a first down, then with their white-uniformed rivals fly up into the skies, presumably to continue play on someone else’s nose.

Gneeecey tells Nicki that she’s lucky—sometimes the fine-feathered footballers poop on you.

The two arrive late, (Gneeecey’s fault, as usual), to Grandma’s office.

Vicki, Nicki, Frank, Gneeecey, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Cerdeira Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, and Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship more than words can say!

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“Purple Daze,” Episode 7

Nicki struggles to cash her first actual WGAS Network paycheck. Prior to this day, her earnings were so small, that Gneeecey paid her literally from out of his T-shirt pocket every two weeks, flinging a few singles and coins in her face. Today, she’s caught up with some of the “debts” he said she’d owed him, and he announces, with great fanfare, that she’s getting her first real check.

It’s Blirg, a season where time runs backward due to Perswayssick County dimension’s annual axial reversal. There’s a constant high-pitched primordial hum and it never gets dark. Day and night, a fluorescent purple glow permeates even solid structures.

Nicki uses her lunch half-hour to drive down Stummix Bank, located in Perswayssick County’s Stummix District, a confusing tangle of one-way similarly named streets. Her '75 Splodge is snorting, backfiring, and overheating, and she becomes hopelessly lost. Having left work at 12 noon, she knows she’ll never get back to the office a half-hour earlier, by 11:30 a.m.

She finally finds the financial institution and collects her meager monies. The skies break open and it begins to pour. As she slogs back to her car, an evil alien Markman motorcycle cop is planting a $200 parking ticket on her windshield.

“Have a nice day,” he says.

Later, Nicki takes Gneeecey to his therapy session with veggie meatball shop owner and licensed therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. They discuss Gneeecey’s perpetual tardiness. Gneeecey advises Grandma that her advice to plan ahead the night before and set his alarm clock fifteen minutes earlier on work mornings is “lousy” and “stooopid” because then he can’t sleep in.

Vicki, Nicki, Frank, Gneeecey, Cleve, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Cerdeira Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, and Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship more than words can say!

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (Please support us with a one-time gift or monthly sponsorship amount—various levels available—to help keep us coming to you via BuyMeACoffee.com! We’ll shout you out during our podcast episodes and in our show notes here, plus supply you with more fun perks!)

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Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omlet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
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It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

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https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast)

https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)

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“There’s Always a Way…Sometimes,” Episode 8

Nicki and Gneeecey have inadvertently traveled to Planet HyenaZitania, ruled by Gneeecey’s evil, more sophisticated double, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay. The two find themselves imprisoned in a cold cell in a medieval stone tower. Chanting zombies mill about in the courtyard below, chomping greedily on orange and grape flavored gelatin brains.

Petrified and shivering, Nicki and Gneeecey realize that they’ll end up down there with the walking dead if they don’t come up, by daybreak, with answers to Ebegneeezer’s nonsensical questions.

The planet’s two suns set, and Nicki and Gneeecey, consumed with worry, can’t sleep. Nicki swears that she sees a red electronic light blink overhead but questions how this could be possible in such a primitive structure. She and Gneeecey take turns confessing deep, dark secrets to each other.

After Nicki recalls that adventure, she’s more than alarmed that she can’t remember how she and Gneeecey got out of the whole jam. Nicki and Gneeecey arrive at their therapy appointment with veggie meatball shop owner and licensed therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. Nicki needs to discuss the memory problems that plague her. Gneeecey interrupts her immediately and goes on to hog the session, claiming that he’s more important than Nicki. He brags that he’s the one “wit’ all the stinkin’ issues, not her!” He complains to Grandma about nightmares caused by watching monster movies before bedtime. Afterward, he’s too scared to get out of bed when he needs to use the bathroom. The results, he says, are not good. When Grandma advises Gneeecey that he’s watching too many scary movies, he suddenly has to leave.

Vicki, Nicki, Frank, Gneeecey, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Cerdeira Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, and Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship more than words can say!

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (Please support us with a one-time gift or monthly sponsorship amount—various levels available—to help keep us coming to you via BuyMeACoffee.com! We’ll shout you out during our podcast episodes and in our show notes here, plus supply you with more fun perks!)

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Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omlet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)

It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast)

https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)

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