Summer. Hopefully you'll survive a brief Treehouse hiatus. This week the team takes a look at:

-Bob's neurotic backyard bird

-Bob's backyard bear

-Courtyard life in NYC.

-Coating fish with everything bagel seasoning

-Dramatic weatlhy gay partiers

Holy Crap summer's here and the treehouse team looks into:

-obnoxious Upper West Side shoppers and the relation to Middle East problems

-the lure of boating

-spartan bar mitzvahs

-the city's new pizza box-shaped garbage cans

Springtime at the old treehouse! The team gets into:

-an epidemic of cold-footed middle-aged husbands.

-those darn protesters!

-hoops analytics on the 4th Street courts

-a coyote in Central Park. Guard your babies.

It's almost Passover and the Treehouse team is super-psyched! This week we look at:

-The giant con of Masterpiece Theater and those role-stealing Brits

-Phil's plan to win a Nobel Prize and save New York City

-How the west side gets everything and the east side gets zilch

-Yet another shitty Atlantic City mayor

-Pickleball. Groan.

It's Springtime and the Treehouse team is in a cranky mood. They're pissed about:

-non-fact based Easter table talk

-Douchey pedestrians talking on their ear buds

-Airplane food

Plus:

-Atlantic City still sucks and...

-we forced Tammy Murphy to quit the senate race!

Another week in Treehouse Land. The team discuss:

-Bob's Queen Mary II fantasy trip and the romance of life on the open Atlantic

-Jewish slumlords

-Shopping for one in Costco

-Taylor Swift and the end of the New York bard

-What to do with your excess pesto morning buns

More hilarity as the Treehouse team discuss:

-UberSurgery. Get a nose job in front of your apartment!

-The New York Review of Books personals.

-The Jersey senate race and our plan to turn Andy Kim into a Treehouse asset

-The NFL, America's gayest sport.

We're back after a few months' hiatus due to a dispute with corporate. In this episode the treehouse gang talks about:

*This week's WASPY sponsor, a Groton grad and African food cart cook

*Some white couple in Brooklyn who decided to add some funky sex stuff to their marriage.

*Phil's recent E-bike accident, shitty pedestrians (and some good ones), and the world of hospital limbo.

*Only in New York: rich kids showing up late to school with a $5 latte and plans to jet off to Paris for the long weekend.