Episodes

  • Midnight Sun (2020)

    Midnight Sun (2020)
    Feb 10 2024
    And so our saga comes to an end. Christy and Phil bid a fond(?) farewell to Forks with “Midnight Sun” an absolutely unnecessary retelling of “Twilight” from the perspective of the boy who was there for the entire story anyway, so there’s really nothing new to be gleaned from reading this 832(!!!) page book. We […]
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  • Life & Death: Twilight Reimagined (2015)

    Life & Death: Twilight Reimagined (2015)
    Feb 3 2024
    When is “Twilight” not “Twilight?” When Stephenie Meyer switches up the genders! Move over Bella and Edward; make room for Beau and Edythe! It’s a whole new thing with “Life & Death – Twilight Reimagined”! Check it out!
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  • Vampires Suck (2010); Breaking Wind (2012)

    Vampires Suck (2010); Breaking Wind (2012)
    Jan 27 2024
    We’re at it again. And by “it” I mean “Twilight” and by “again” I mean “parodies.” This week, Christy and Phil take a look at “Vampires Suck” and “Breaking Wind” from 2010 and 2012. And… that’s all. It’s certainly something to talk about.
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  • Breaking Dawn (2008); The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (2012)

    Breaking Dawn (2008); The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (2012)
    Jan 20 2024
    You ready to BREAK. SOME. DAWN… again? This week, we’re closing out the OG Twilight Saga with the back-half of “Breaking Dawn” the book and our review of “The Twilight Saga: Break Dawn, Part 2” the movie!
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  • Breaking Dawn (2008); The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 (2011)

    Breaking Dawn (2008); The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 (2011)
    Jan 13 2024
    You ready to BREAK. SOME. DAWN? Hell yeah! It’s our review of “Breaking Dawn” the first half of the novel and “The Twilight Saga: Break Dawn, Part 1” the movie! That’s a mouthful… of b-b-b-blood!
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  • Eclipse (2007); The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

    Eclipse (2007); The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
    Jan 6 2024
    Let’s talk about them ding dang ol’ vampires and them ol’ wharwolves, shall we? It’s “Eclipse” and “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse!” Here on Pizza Toast!
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  • New Moon (2006); The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

    New Moon (2006); The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
    Dec 23 2023
    On to the next one! Last episode, Christy was very critical of “New Moon” and wasn’t looking forward to reading it again. However, could it be a better book than “Twilight?” Well, if you disregard all the suicidal ideation… yeah! It’s “New Moon” the book and the movie!
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  • Twilight (2005); Twilight (2008)

    Twilight (2005); Twilight (2008)
    Dec 16 2023
    Here we go! Phil and Christy talk TWILIGHT! The book and the movie! Its fun when it’s fun!
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