Pootans are school-wide laws of behavior that outline the governing precepts for how a school will guide its expansion through the stars and its stance on certain subjects. Pootans are different from Freddies in that they cost nothing to implement, but have effects on how students and other schools are likely to view each other. Once altered, a specific Pootan cannot be changed until 10 Mechazawa Betas have been destroyed. Pondering Pootans is advised as a way to mitigate student delinquency in large schools that have a lot of pops of different ethics, besides the possibility of opening up new possible avenues of humor.

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Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost)
Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost)

OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro
ED: “God Save the Queen” by the Sex Pistols

At the time of this recording, Niamh still has not met Hatsune Miku. Please do not ask fem anything about Hatsune Miku yet.

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Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost)
Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost)

OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro
ED: “Take On Me” by a-ha

Pootan, officially code-named PP01, is a software voicebank developed by Cromartie Media and its official anthropomorphic mascot character, a 38-year-old man with a cute, ambiguous animal costume. Pootan's personification has been marketed as a virtual comedian, and has performed at live virtual stand-up shows onstage as an animated projection (rear-cast projection on a specially coated glass screen).

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Niamh: @FoxmomNia (twitter) and @foxmomnia (cohost)
Connor: @rabbleais (twitter) and @rabbleais (cohost)

OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro
ED: “I'll Be There for You” by the Rembrandts