We review "Heavenly Sword", a Chosen One™ story with worse presentation than the 2007 PS3 game it's based on, and even less engagement with its audience. The title may promise heaven, but we found something else entirely.

CONTENT WARNING: raping/pillaging, deaf sentries, murdered villagers, re-murdered villagers, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

We review "Ni No Kuni", a story about a fantasy world linked to our own by the worst thing possible: a "chosen one" anime hero with an IQ equal to his age.

CONTENT WARNING: jealous boyfriends / mass murderers / multi-dimensional terrorists (and that's all just one guy!), mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

We review "Gran Turismo", the true story of a Nissan exec who watched The Last Starfighter too many times and thought "Why not this, but with race cars?"

Can video game skills translate to a real race track? Don't cheat and look up the story on Wiki, experience it with us!

CONTENT WARNING: reckless management, car crashes, father and son conflict, anti-"Nick" propaganda, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.