Alternate titles include: The Trifecta of News // He Could’ve Walked // My Pits! // Bob Could Never // Swear On The News // Below Deck (More Like B-low Me) // But You’re Hammered, Sweetie // Squirmy, Be Prepared to Fight

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Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles include: The Goods; The Nuts // Mindf*ck Nightmare // Anyway, we’re gonna go have a competition where we prove who’s more worthy of your love by finding a squirrel baby // I Didn’t Sign Up For That // Two Men Walking in the Woods (One of Them Has a Pistol) // He’s an AM Guy // Beck Wants to Film It

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An online morse code converter played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Cal vs. Algernon. CANcakes vs. The Last Waffles. Video vs. Audio. But something just doesn't add up.

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Cal Colorado meets Algernon Geils-Gerding. It goes as well as expected.

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Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes.

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Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Just in time. It's nice to hit a finale when it feels so right. Honestly can't wait to see what comes of this mess.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

Alternate episode titles include: Zach's Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I'm a Withard, and Pitch a Wish.

This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens.

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Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES.

Anywho, Cal yells, "I will destroy this book" and "gotta burn the body, too!" So it's that kind of episode.

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Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.