Episodes

  • Don’t cuddle me, don’t call me drunk and do NOT run in cycle shorts w/Carl Thompson

    Don’t cuddle me, don’t call me drunk and do NOT run in cycle shorts w/Carl Thompson
    Nov 22 2020
    This week your new best friend @Carlthompson is back, and he’s answering some of your burning questions. Have you ever wondered if guys actually care if you wait 30 minutes to reply? Do you care if men are bothered by your success? (We vote you shouldn’t) And actually, do many men even get the ick? The girls share some of their icks, their red flags, and as always some true stories of their encounters with the male kind.
    If you weren’t crushing on Carl from our last episode, prepare for that to change as he bumbles his way through reassuring us that male nights out are not as they seem on TV.
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    51 mins
  • Emily in Paris and reality TV

    Emily in Paris and reality TV
    Oct 23 2020
    OKAY SO SPOILER ALERT, let's get that out there from the off.
    This week Emily is in Paris, we're in Essex and Gemma learns Eastenders is not a reality show (just kidding). Sometimes you just need to chat a little sh*t with your friends, and that is precisely what we did - though as usual we jump from the shallow to the deep real quick so grab your scuba suits and your snacks ladies and gents.
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    46 mins
  • Adult braces, filters and fillers

    Adult braces, filters and fillers
    Oct 11 2020
    Trump has Covid, Gemma has braces, and are we done with filters now?
    This week the girls chew the fat on getting braces as an adult, and debate fillers and filters. There's no fuckboys this week (if we aren't counting our world leaders) just some good ol' fashioned natter. Grab yourself a beer and a pizza, because this is easy listening for an easy evening and doesn't that sound nice.

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    46 mins
  • Ticking clocks, empty banks and just one dick

    Ticking clocks, empty banks and just one dick
    Aug 16 2020
    Oooh baby baby it's a loooong one. And it comes as no surprise. This week the girls are talking about expectations, the kinds we set upon ourselves and the kinds our grandma keeps asking about. Why are you still single? Don't you want kids? YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SAVINGS?! Spoiler alert - we say f*ck that, f*ck that and f*ck that. Tune in for a long ol' chat about life and a little exploration between friends.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Body counts and one nighters

    Body counts and one nighters
    Aug 2 2020
    Season two kicks off with a big one, should you ever have the "numbers chat"? Tune in for some one night stand horror stories... From bloody boxers to sex to your own music, we have covered some serious ground.
    As always do write in to @privatemessagepodcast with your stories and questions, this season promises to be a juicy one.

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    54 mins
  • Season Two Trailer

    Season Two Trailer
    Aug 2 2020
    Sophie and Gemma are back! SEASON TWO BABY. Thanks so much to everyone who listened to season one and we're so stoked to bring you our second season. Big topics to come! Please get in touch with the topics you'd love covered and the questions you need answering! DM @sophiemilner_fs and @gemmatalbot or better yet hit us up at @privatemessagepodcast.

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    3 mins
  • Sex, horror stories and Gwyneth Paltrow w/Emma Tamsin Hill

    Sex, horror stories and Gwyneth Paltrow w/Emma Tamsin Hill
    Jun 21 2020
    After a short hiatus, the girls are back, and joined by the incredibly real @Emmatamsinhill. We're talking 'bout sex bay-bee. Part one...of one hundred. Because can you ever really get enough of chatting about the nasty? We think not.
    Let us all say a lil prayer to whomever we worship (even if it's still Peter Andre) that our parents are not subscribers.
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    52 mins
  • Sweary, hairy, and lairy

    Sweary, hairy, and lairy
    May 17 2020
    Times are changing, we're no longer staying at home, we're staying alert. We're online all the livelong day, and trolls are at a peak. We can't get waxed, and we're reaching for the Venus. We still can't drink in a pub garden, but we're sure as sh*t ordering carbs.
    This episode we got mad, real mad - sorry about that... But in a lockdown world a girl's gotta rant with her friends, and in this episode the girls enjoy a little venting with some giggles.
    Get riled up with us, take us on your run, let's sweat it out.
    (running is optional and not mandatory, sweating over a hot curry is also accepted)
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    50 mins