Episodes

  • RNF # 70: Baby Fouls & Mauvais Garçon Part Deux
    Jan 27 2026

    In this impromptu episode of Realm News Flash, The Dark Lord delves into the latest Minecraft updates, expressing mixed feelings about the "Babies" drop featuring new baby mounts like donkeys, mules, and zombie horses. He critiques the update's lack of depth compared to previous drops and discusses community reactions. The episode also explores intriguing Minecraft trivia, including the "arrow trees" theory and Microsoft's data privacy policies. Plus, enjoy a heartfelt clip from part two of The Dark Lord's interview with former Minecraft content creator Mauvais Garçon, reflecting on his creative journey and aspirations. Tune in for news, opinions, and a dash of nostalgia.

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    Dankis, Sofia . “Test Baby Mounts with New Looks.” Minecraft.net, 2026, www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/test-baby-mounts-with-new-looks. Accessed 25 Jan. 2026.

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    30 mins
  • Part 1: Exploring the Cinematic Forever World with Mauvais Garçon
    Jan 22 2026

    In today’s Part 1: Exploring the Cinematic Forever World with Mauvais Garçon, we delve into the captivating story of Mauvais Garcon, a former self-proclaimed “bad boy” who has transformed into a celebrated Minecraft content creator. We’ll explore the origins of his unique gaming persona, his cherished memories of the Xbox 360, and how his children introduced him to the world of Minecraft. Additionally, we’ll follow his journey of building a successful YouTube channel and discuss the intriguing role of AI in content creation. Whether you’re a gaming enthusiast or an aspiring content creator, this captivating conversation is sure to leave you spellbound!

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    Find Mauvais in the links below:

    Mauvais Garcon. “Mauvais Adventures in MineCraft. Episode 1 Vanilla World.” Youtu.be, 2025, youtu.be/c4F87JIUr_c?si=koa-a3JjKb-PNMYY. Accessed 2 Dec. 2025.

    Mauvais Garcon . “X.com Profile .” X (Formerly Twitter), 2025, x.com/69mauvaisgarcon. Accessed 5 Dec. 2025.

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • RNF 69: Mauvais Garçon, Minecraft Age Verification (UK), More Baby Mobs
    Jan 20 2026

    In this episode of Realm News Flash, The Dark Lord dives into the latest Minecraft updates, including the buzz around baby mobs, the UK’s new age verification requirements, and community reactions to recent game features. Plus, enjoy an exclusive clip from an engaging conversation with content creator MauvaisGarcon, where they discuss his transformative journey from a self-proclaimed "bad boy" to a celebrated Minecraft influencer. Tune in for unscripted insights, captivating stories, and a sneak peek at Thursday’s full interview. Happy crafting!

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    Work Cited

    MIchealTBH. “Age Verification UK.” X (Formerly Twitter), 2026, x.com/themichaeltbh/status/2013037277530747227?s=20. Accessed 20 Jan. 2026.

    Minecraft. “Minecraft’s 'Huh? Just Seeds?” X.com, 2026, x.com/Minecraft/status/2011852461850710123?s=20. Accessed 20 Jan. 2026.

    MintRefresh. “Inhibits Creativity.” X (Formerly Twitter), 2026, x.com/MintRefresh_MC/status/2013260846726521104?s=20. Accessed 20 Jan. 2026.

    News, Realm. “Part 1: Exploring the Cinematic Forever World with Mauvais Garçon.” Patreon, 7 Dec. 2025, www.patreon.com/posts/part-1-exploring-145303970?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link. Accessed 20 Jan. 2026.

    Realm News. “Vertical Slabs.” X (Formerly Twitter), 2026, x.com/RealmNews247/status/2013225506179547620?s=20. Accessed 20 Jan. 2026.

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    26 mins
  • Parched & Camel Husk: Minecraft’s New Desert Threats Loved by 80% of Players!
    Jan 15 2026

    Realm News presents: "Poll Time: Do You Like the Parched and Camel Husk?", host The Dark Lord delves into the Minecraft community's reactions to the newest desert mobs, the Parched and Camel Husk. With 139 votes, a striking 80.5% of participants expressed their love for both mobs. The episode features compelling community feedback, including strategies for tackling these mobs—like using ranged weapons against the Parched's poison-tipped arrows and managing the Camel Husk’s spear attacks. Listeners share insights on mob synergies, combat tips, and creative gameplay approaches. Plus, discover Realm News' expansion into the Hytale universe with a new podcast, Realm News: Hytale. Tune in for dynamic discussions and expert game strategies!

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    Work Cited

    Geere, Duncan. “Tipped Arrow.” Minecraft.net, Minecraft, 7 Aug. 2025, www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/tipped-arrow. Accessed 22 Nov. 2025.


    M_S. “Parched Poll.” Reddit.com, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft_Survival/comments/1olv8ai/do_you_like_the_parched_and_camel_husk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button. Accessed 18 Nov. 2025.


    M2. “Parched Poll.” Reddit.com, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft2/comments/1olv5zv/do_you_like_the_parched_and_camel_husk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button. Accessed 18 Nov. 2025.


    Realm News. “The Parched Poll.” Reddit.com, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/RealmNews/comments/1olv3ka/do_you_like_the_parched_and_camel_husk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button. Accessed 18 Nov. 2025.

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    23 mins
  • RNF # 68: Tiny Mobs, Big News: The First 2026 Minecraft Drop
    Jan 13 2026

    In this episode of Realm News Flash (#68), "Tiny Mobs, Big News: The First 2026 Minecraft Drop,” The Dark Lord dives into the first Minecraft drop of 2026, introducing adorable new baby farm mobs like piglets, lambs, and even baby mooshrooms with unique textures and sounds. The episode also covers the exciting update that name tags are now craftable, eliminating the need to fish for them. Additionally, The Dark Lord discusses a recent Realms outage, sharing personal experiences and how it led to the creation of a fresh new world. To wrap up, listeners get a sneak peek into Thursday's episode focusing on the Parched and Camel Husk mobs. Don’t miss it!

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    MichealTBH. “Idle/Active Animations.” X (Formerly Twitter), 2026, x.com/themichaeltbh/status/2009337414142316945?s=20. Accessed 9 Jan. 2026.

    Minecraft. “The Cutest Drop Yet.” Youtu.be, 2026, youtu.be/FaLDBHodmGs?si=XhPM-dhCYcTrduRZ. Accessed 8 Jan. 2026.

    “Minecraft Down? Current Status and Problems |.” Downdetector.com, 2026, downdetector.com/status/minecraft/. Accessed 10 Jan. 2026.

    Team, Java. “Minecraft 26.1 Snapshot 2.” Minecraft.net, Minecraft, 7 Jan. 2026, www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-26-1-snapshot-2. Accessed 9 Jan. 2026.

    Viberg, Linn. “First Features Minecraft Cutest Drop Yet.” Minecraft.net, Minecraft, 7 Jan. 2026, www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/first-features-minecraft-cutest-drop-yet. Accessed 8 Jan. 2026.

    Wells, Jay. “Minecraft Preview 26.0.27.” Minecraft.net, Minecraft, 7 Jan. 2026, www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-preview-26-0-27. Accessed 9 Jan. 2026.


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    18 mins
  • The Dark Lord’s Guide to Armor Trims: Real and Realm Reflections
    Jan 8 2026
    In Episode #98 of Realm News, "The Dark Lord’s Guide to Armor Trims: Real and Realm Reflections”The Dark Lord—"the one who puts the Real in Realm and expands your mind one block at a time"—dives into the intriguing world of Minecraft’s Armor Trims. This episode blends historical insight with in-game exploration, starting with a fascinating look at real-world armor decoration techniques from ancient civilizations to medieval times. Then, it’s "Poll Time," revealing the community’s thoughts on Armor Trims, with vibrant comments from players like ThatDiamondMC, Parallax-Jack, and AllanTaylor314. The Dark Lord then shifts to Minecraft’s Armor Trim mechanics, covering their history, crafting, customization options, and the beloved smithing templates. Wrapping up with personal reflections and a nod to Patreon supporters, this episode is a must-listen for crafters eager to learn both the Real and the Realm sides of armor artistry.patreon.com/RealmNewsbio.link/realmnewsWorks CitedAcademic and Museum SourcesBreiding, Dirk H. “Techniques of Decoration on Arms and Armor.” The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Oct. 2003, www.metmuseum.org/essays/techniques-of-decoration-on-arms-and-armor.“The Decoration of Arms and Armor.” The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Oct. 2003, www.metmuseum.org/essays/the-decoration-of-arms-and-armor.“The Decoration of European Armor.” The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Oct. 2003, www.metmuseum.org/essays/the-decoration-of-european-armor.Harvey, Medill Higgins, et al. “Patinating Copper.” The Metropolitan Museum of Art, 24 Aug. 2022, www.metmuseum.org/perspectives/metalworking-patinating-copper.Minecraft-Related SourcesDankis, Sofia. “Armor Trims Coming to Minecraft 1.20.” Minecraft.net, 24 Jan. 2023, www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/armor-trims-coming-minecraft-1-20. Accessed 9 Sept. 2025.Minecraft. “Minecraft 1.20: Armor Trims – What Do They Mean?” YouTube, 2025, youtu.be/klP9SrJFDU8. Accessed 13 Sept. 2025.“Netherite Upgrade.” Minecraft Wiki, 2023, minecraft.wiki/w/Netherite_Upgrade. Accessed 13 Sept. 2025.“Smithing Template.” Minecraft Wiki, 2023, minecraft.wiki/w/Smithing_Template. Accessed 9 Sept. 2025.Online Communities and ForumsRealm News. “Minecraft_Survival R.N. Poll Armor Trim.” Reddit, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft_Survival/comments/1naapbu/do_you_use_armor_trims/. Accessed 9 Sept. 2025.“Minecraft2 RN Poll Armor Trim.” Reddit, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft2/comments/1naar33/do_you_use_armor_trims/. Accessed 9 Sept. 2025.“Realm News Poll Time Armor Trims.” Reddit, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/RealmNews/comments/1naaneg/do_you_use_armor_trims/. Accessed 9 Sept. 2025.General Online MediaImgur. “Imgur.com.” Imgur, 2025, imgur.com/a/dMtA9kq. Accessed 11 Sept. 2025.YouTube, 2025, youtu.be/OeIXX8ctx1c?si=n-8H8XJvXBUzlBJk. Accessed 10 Sept. 2025.Realm News. "Banner Bonanza." Realm News Episode, Spotify, https://open.spotify.com/episode/5qaGEs08lLU916Bna1sAuk?si=___3fR8WR_KeFE5fFbCFjA
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    42 mins
  • Episode #99: Java, Bedrock, or Both, Poll
    Jan 1 2026

    Join me, The Dark Lord, in Episode #99 of Realm News as we dive into the epic showdown: Java, Bedrock, or Both? Discover fascinating insights into Minecraft’s programming roots, the history of Java, and why it remains a favorite among players. Hear from the community through engaging poll results and lively listener comments that reveal surprising preferences. Whether you're a die-hard Java enthusiast, a Bedrock fan, or someone who enjoys both, this episode is packed with passionate perspectives and a heartfelt message from "The Dark Lord." Don’t miss this exciting adventure—hit play now and be part of the story!

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    Work Cited

    CGMagazine. “Why Minecraft’s Bedrock and Java Editions Feel like Two Different Games.” CGMagazine, 17 Mar. 2025, www.cgmagonline.com/articles/why-minecraft-feel-like-two-different-games/. Accessed 15 Sept. 2025.


    GeeksforGeeks. “Introduction to Java.” GeeksforGeeks, 7 Nov. 2020, www.geeksforgeeks.org/java/introduction-to-java/.


    “The Complete History of Java Programming Language.” GeeksforGeeks, 2 May 2019, www.geeksforgeeks.org/java/the-complete-history-of-java-programming-language/.


    “Java Edition.” Minecraft Wiki, 2022, minecraft.wiki/w/Java_Edition.


    Minecraft Survival. “Java, Bedrock or Both.” Reddit.com, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft_Survival/comments/1ng6l9o/comment/nefp895/?context=1. Accessed 15 Sept. 2025.


    Minecraft2. “Java or Bedrock or Both?” Reddit.com, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft2/comments/1ng6k5u/comment/nefjoc3/?context=1. Accessed 15 Sept. 2025.


    Realm News. “Java, Bedrock, or Both.” Reddit.com, 2025, www.reddit.com/r/RealmNews/comments/1ng6ize/are_you_a_java_bedrock_or_both_type_of_minecraft/. Accessed 15 Sept. 2025.

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    15 mins
  • Copper Bot & Java, Bedrock or Both Poll
    Dec 30 2025

    In this exciting episode, we dive into the results of our latest community poll—Java , Bedrock, or Both? With an astounding 179 votes, the results are in, and the debate is hotter than ever! Hear what makes Java the crowd favorite, why Bedrock holds its own, and join in the lively commentary.

    But that's not all—immerse yourself in the debut of Copper Bot, an original, audio-first sci-fi story crafted by The Dark Lord. Follow the awakening of a copper robot after a thousand years of silence, as he unravels fragmented memories and searches for a purpose in a world that has moved on. Fully written, narrated, and sound-designed in-house, Copper Bot is more than just a story—it's an experience. Don’t miss out—tune in, vote in the next poll, and be part of the Realm News community!

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    Work Cited

    Howard, Greg . “Copper Bot (Audiobook).” Patreon.com, 2025, www.patreon.com/posts/copper-bot-146591742?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link. Accessed 27 Dec. 2025.

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    17 mins