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Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit.

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Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions to what we saw on tv last week.

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Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational speeches to those in need.

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Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense.

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Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks.

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Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS.

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Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling.

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