Episodios

  • Season 2 Episode 13 - Misguided Matrix Misgivings
    Aug 30 2024

    Have you ever thought about movies? Now you don't have to because Ryan and Dan did it for you!


    In Season 2 Episode 13, we look at a bunch of movies and talk about what ruined them. Whether it's why Raiders of the Lost Ark doesn't need Indiana Jones, why Thor can never be replaced, or why the Batfleck sucks, we untangle what's wrong in movies as only Dan and Ryan can.


    We're sorry.

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    1 h y 7 m
  • Season2 Episode 12 - Ancient Asshole Accessories
    Aug 23 2024

    Jolt Cola makes it's return as our most-coveted, least "Still in business" sponsor aspiration as Ryan asks Dan to go with him to Japan. We also tackle TikTok trends, make a mockery of Stephen Hawking's voice by totally blowing an introduction to a topic, and find out that koala bears have a "vaginal cul de sac"...


    You literally cannot un-hear this episode.

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    1 h y 10 m
  • Season 2 Episode 11 - Nihilist Nightmare Nincompoops
    Aug 17 2024

    We're just over halfway through season 2 of Repressed Humor Issues and finally hit the "punching baby animals" part of the show. We're sorry.... Sort of.


    In this episode Ryan and Dan decide which babies they would punch, discuss 70 year old female escorts, and get way too up and close with some spider eyes while trying to search for spider testicles online.


    That's why we're sorry.... Sort of.


    If you stick around after the show you can hear all about Wadabi Dick..... You were warned.

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    1 h y 8 m
  • Season 2 Episode 10 - Baby Giraffe Uppercut
    Aug 9 2024

    Ryan is back from vacation (dammit) so in this episode we go through all the things that happened while he was off in Croatia.... From Trump nearly getting shot to JD Vance's twitter search history, we touch on it all....


    And then Ryan gets weird about RFK and Baby Giraffes. Sooo sooo weird.

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    1 h y 16 m
  • Season 2 Episode 9 - Wagbag's Worldly Wanderings
    Jul 21 2024

    In the second episode since Ryan went on vacation and abandoned this podcast for his gay-vacation, Dan brings back our old friend Joe AKA Wagbag for another round of "Who is better at Podcasting than Ryan?".


    This episode talks about the dangers of walking alone in Europe, Dan tries and fails to pin down Joe in the "5 celebrities you can beat up in a street fight" challenge, the shenanigans we will be a part of in the 24 Hours of Lemons, and new ways to fuck with Ryan.

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    1 h y 9 m
  • Season 2 Episode 8 - Ryan Remotely Ruined
    Jul 19 2024

    In this special episode, we finally get a chance to see if Ryan is replaceable. Dan calls it a draw, as our friend Cole subs in for Sailor Moon while he's in the Mediterranean doing god-knows-what to who.


    Cole and Dan discuss presidential assassination attempts, who Cole could beat up in a street brawl, and discuss bad TV series and movies that should never be remade.

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    1 h y 6 m
  • Season 2 Episode 7 - Corporate Clown Comedy
    Jul 10 2024

    In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk through topics ranging from how the Ramen we went out for in Chicago makes Dan a diety, expose Ryan's lies about how many blocks it takes to get donuts, why Ryan lives in Crimeville, USA, and how Ryan learned not to let Dan raise his hand.


    We switched recording systems and would like your feedback. Please take the poll we've added to this episode to say whether you felt the sound was better, worse, or the same.


    We will be on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Ryan goes out galavanting in Europe. See you in a few weeks.

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    1 h y 11 m
  • Season 2 Episode 6 - Careless Carbohydrate Consumption
    Jul 4 2024

    In a disturbing turn of events, Dan and Ryan were in the same room to record this week's episode...... And Dan made sure it was irrelevant if Ryan forgot the Mic Cord!


    This week we take on Trump versus Biden, potentially get ourselves fired for talking about our boss's weird Pringle eating habit, and wander into a weird game of who would you kill. Please Ryan wants a donut.... Fucking donuts.... IT WASN'T 3 BLOCKS AWAY RYAN!!!!!

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    1 h y 9 m