Have you ever let AI do something for you and then regretted it later? Welcome to Episode 2 of Season 4, where we let AI write a script for us and... well.... in AI's words... It's like the morning after you raw dogged a yogurt parfait.

In this episode we learn about Asshole ASMR, Shelly from Sheboygan's downstairs issues, that Satan has hemorrhoids, and that ghosts might just be boners underneath sheets. That's right... We're wrecking Satan AND Halloween in the same episode! Go us!!!

We're sorry.

The rumors are true... Just like a Justin Beiber sings Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits at the Iowa State Fair, we're here to annoy you with our unique and unwanted brand of humor.

In the first episode of 2026 we talk about how Dan doesn't listen to podcasts, Skyline Chili, and of course.... Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks....

Just consider this entire season one big apology tour.

We're back..... STOP THROWING THINGS!!!!

See the trailer for Season 4 of Repressed Humor Issues, taped on a cold, wet day in Amsterdam...

Season 4 officially launches in 1 week! I SAID STOP THROWING THINGS!!!!

Fine... Just watch the trailer.

In this wildly unfiltered episode of Repressed Humor Issues, we dive headfirst into the chaotic cocktail of street-level absurdity, generational trauma, and corporate surrealism. First up: Dad’s Wisdom. Not the kind you find in a leather-bound journal, but the kind dispensed between bites of gas station jerky and unsolicited advice about carburetors and emotional repression. We unpack the cryptic one-liners, the passive-aggressive life lessons, and why Dad's endlessly put off the sex talk with their children.

Then things get anatomically intense. A naked homeless man with a shockingly large penis becomes the accidental philosopher of the episode, forcing us to confront society’s selective blindness, urban myth-making, and the uncomfortable truth that sometimes the most honest people have no pants. It’s part sociology, part street theater, and entirely NSFW.

Finally, we learn that Disney has an extra-special message for you in regards to your recently departed relatives... No, not that message... Nope, not that one either.... YES, THAT message.

As this is the finale of Season 3, we also wax poetically on what we did right, what we did wrong, and what we're going to keep on doing next season.

Thank you for continuing to make Repressed Humor Issues the least successful podcast ever!

Now I have to go shower off all the "naked homeless people with big dick" talk off of me.... I feel sooo dirty.

I'm dreading writing this, but here goes....

In Season 3 Episode 19, Dan and Ryan tackle all the tough topics of the day, including how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could ship from New Zealand, why Dominoes needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea is banning desktop computers in Starbucks, the fed's walking people in handcuffs around downtown DC, what's lazier than a Kindle automatic page turner, and penis references.... Lots and lots of penis references.

I told you I was dreading this.

I need a new career.

I wonder if Gavin Newsom's PR team is hiring.

GCM - HIRE ME PLEASE!!!

Ryan's Back!!! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win!

In Season 3 Episode 18, we discuss the pressing issues of our day, like how much Ryan hates pudding (Communist), how much Ryan's husband hates the cold (Communist), and why Ryan can't get close to Puffin babies (Communist).

We discuss the military hostage situation in DC, why harbor porpoises are like lot lizards, and end the episode talking about Anal Biotics.

I don't know how this happened. I just write the descriptions. Don't blame me!

With Ryan galavanting across the Atlantic (I've never wished for an iceburg this hard before), this episode, we welcome our special guest host, Daniel. Yeah... Dan and Daniel... This isn't going to get fucking confusing quickly.

In this episode, we talk about how men's underwear is a safety hazard for your penis (and your sex life), why testicular torsion wasn't a huge concern in Dan's school, and why film guys are cucks..... TAKE THAT RYAN!!!

If you love Mashle this is the episode for you... That's right.... We actually have a target audience for once.

Just when you thought we couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you wrong again. In Season 3 Episode 16, Dan and Ryan pay tribute to Ozzy and Malcom Jamal-Warner (Fuck you Hulk Hogan), determine what is the proper way to wipe your ass (Yes, there is a right way), and determine that Ryan's going galavanting to Iceland, leaving Dan to run the show in his absence.

And yes... That is Billy Corgan and Caillou in the episode art...... We're damaged... What can I say?

Thank you for watching Shameless Septum Splooge.