I'm dreading writing this, but here goes....

In Season 3 Episode 19, Dan and Ryan tackle all the tough topics of the day, including how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could ship from New Zealand, why Dominoes needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea is banning desktop computers in Starbucks, the fed's walking people in handcuffs around downtown DC, what's lazier than a Kindle automatic page turner, and penis references.... Lots and lots of penis references.

I told you I was dreading this.

I need a new career.

I wonder if Gavin Newsom's PR team is hiring.

GCM - HIRE ME PLEASE!!!

Ryan's Back!!! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win!

In Season 3 Episode 18, we discuss the pressing issues of our day, like how much Ryan hates pudding (Communist), how much Ryan's husband hates the cold (Communist), and why Ryan can't get close to Puffin babies (Communist).

We discuss the military hostage situation in DC, why harbor porpoises are like lot lizards, and end the episode talking about Anal Biotics.

I don't know how this happened. I just write the descriptions. Don't blame me!

With Ryan galavanting across the Atlantic (I've never wished for an iceburg this hard before), this episode, we welcome our special guest host, Daniel. Yeah... Dan and Daniel... This isn't going to get fucking confusing quickly.

In this episode, we talk about how men's underwear is a safety hazard for your penis (and your sex life), why testicular torsion wasn't a huge concern in Dan's school, and why film guys are cucks..... TAKE THAT RYAN!!!

If you love Mashle this is the episode for you... That's right.... We actually have a target audience for once.

Just when you thought we couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you wrong again. In Season 3 Episode 16, Dan and Ryan pay tribute to Ozzy and Malcom Jamal-Warner (Fuck you Hulk Hogan), determine what is the proper way to wipe your ass (Yes, there is a right way), and determine that Ryan's going galavanting to Iceland, leaving Dan to run the show in his absence.

And yes... That is Billy Corgan and Caillou in the episode art...... We're damaged... What can I say?

Thank you for watching Shameless Septum Splooge.

Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason.

Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that asks if we should replace Ryan to the dancing seabass with a donkey ear and disabled donkey AI text image, Dan and Ryan continue the trend of probably needing therapy.... Preferably of the electroshock format.

Stay tuned to the end of the show for the results of Celebrity Cage Match: Enraged Employee Edition!

And yes... That is He-Man in the Cover Art..... AI is weird.

The title says it all.... And probably too much... WAY too much. But this episode Ryan and Dan talk about the Diddy trial, Zebra Cakes, Dragon Porn, The Epstein Files, some stuff about Grimace, and the laziest possible thing anyone could ever do.

The randomness continues on this episode of Repressed Humor Issues.

How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want you to go there, but because Dan put up a bunch of insulting stuff about Ryan on the site that he wanted Ryan to see.

And then dinosaurs entered the conversation, and everything (as per usual) went downhill, sideways, and into a tailspin all at the same time.

Welcome to the idiocy that is Repressed Humor Issues.

Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches (damn) to squeaky tanks (damn), Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed Humor Issues handles the topics of the day... Like what do dreams mean (damn) and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn).

Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition is taking submissions for your brackets. Go to https://repressedhumorissues.com/submit-your-bracket-for-celebrity-cage-match-season-3/ and submit your damn bracket today!