Review It Yourself

By: Review It Yourself
  • Summary

  • The podcast with the sigh.Film reviews for the eternally unimpressed, with Sean and Sarah. New episodes every Monday at 8am (UK Time)!

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Episodes
  • Jaws 3-D (1983) with Paul from 'History Rage'
    Sep 16 2024

    Sean, Sarah and Paul from History Rage are here to continue our Jaws series, it's downwards and downwards for Jaws 3-D (1983).

    Will Sean, Sarah and Paul be impressed or unimpressed with the film?


    Stick around for 'The Worst Shark Film You've Ever Seen' section, with responses from podcast friends of Review It Yourself.


    Discussion Points:

    -Sarah went from Jaws (1975) to Jaws 3-D (1983).

    -Sean paid £2.49 to rent this film and still didn't get his money's worth.

    -Paul discusses the Victorian Invention of 3-D and wonders why we haven't mastered it yet.

    -The dreadful water skiers and the obsession with millions of gallons of water.

    -The Brody family ageing phenomenon continues.

    -The idiocy of putting a shark in a petting pen.


    Raised Questions:

    -Is this the perfect litmus test for a podcast?

    -How did this get into cinemas?

    -Why is the transfer so bad?

    -How is that floating fish head still alive?

    -How on Earth did SeaWorld approve being in this film?

    -Can Leah Thompson cure aquaphobia?

    -Did Mike and Katherine ever go to Venezuela?

    -Do you have "Prometheus (2012) levels of disdain" for your audience?


    Thank You for your contributions:

    -'The Podcast That Wouldn't Die'.

    -'Sci-Fi Chronicles YouTube Channel'.

    -'Stew World Order' podcast.

    -'Coffee and Comments YouTube Channel'.

    -'Cinnamon Toast Crunch YouTube Channel'.

    -'Seismic Cinema' podcast.

    -'Talking SMAC: Superheroes, Movies, Animations and Comics Podcast'.

    -'Dissect That Film' podcast.


    Thanks for Listening!


    Review It Yourself is now on YouTube!

    Find us here:

    Twitter: @YourselfReview

    Instagram: reviewityourselfpodcast2021

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ReviewItYourself⁠



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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Jaws 2 (1978) with Paul from 'History Rage'
    Sep 9 2024

    "I'd award [the shark] an assist... I do not watch a Jaws film to have people NOT killed by sharks"-Paul on the inefficient shark in this film.


    "More of the same, just sh*tter"-Sean on the Jaws sequels.


    Paul from History Rage returns to join Sean, and they begrudgingly continue their journey through the Jaws film franchise.

    Brace Yourselves, it's Jaws 2 (1978).


    Will Sean and Paul be impressed or unimpressed with the film?


    Discussion Points:

    -Sean thinks he will be the positive one but it doesn't last long.

    -Paul is disgusted by the lack of character development.

    -The defence of Mayor Vaughn returns.

    -The lack of blood in this film.

    -The shark claiming 'assists'.

    -The insanity of pointing directions at sea.

    -The confusing age of the characters, it's only been four years!

    -The depiction of trauma in the Tina character.

    -The beach scene.

    -The strange use of John William's Jaws 2 score.

    -The deleted scene between Brody and Mayor Vaughn and how impactful that would have been.

    -PG-13 was brought in, not for ET (1982) but in 1984 after films like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Gremlins and Poltergeist created the desire for a new rating.


    Raised Questions:

    -Where the hell do you start with Jaws 2?

    -Is Jaws 2 "100% unbridled sh*te"?

    -How does the Jaws lower the bar at every turn?

    -How did every film in the Jaws franchise make a profit?

    -How impressive is the Amity Tourist Board?

    -How do they miss that lighthouse?

    -How many Jaws 2 characters can you name?

    -Why is the shark so poor at hunting?

    -Did they not have Roy Scheider available for parts of the film?

    -Why are there 22 minutes of shots of sailing boats sailing?

    -When a tagline of a film is infinitely more memorable than the actual film, how good is it?


    Thanks for Listening!


    Review It Yourself is now on YouTube!

    Find us here:

    Twitter: @YourselfReview

    Instagram: reviewityourselfpodcast2021

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ReviewItYourself⁠


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    1 hr
  • Jaws (1975) with Paul from 'History Rage'
    Sep 2 2024

    The Anatomy of Jaws (1975) finds Sean joined by Paul from 'History Rage' to review the first film in the Jaws film series.

    Enjoy this, as it's all downhill from here as Sean, Sarah and Paul review all four films for September 2024.



    Discussion Points:

    -The emotions encapsulated by the characters in the film.

    -Paul defends Mayor Vaughn.

    -The reluctance to begin an evacuation.

    -The lack of a briefing for the beach lifeguards bothers Sean.

    -Watching Jaws in IMAX.

    -The politics of a seaside town.


    Raised Questions:

    -Is the shark the least interesting thing about this film?

    -Did you know how blockbusters got their name?

    -What annoys Sean about this film?

    -Do dogs eat sharks?

    -Is this film all about blind bureaucracy?

    -Is coffee ice cream good for shock?

    -Does Quint deliberately destroy his own engine?


    Book Recommendation:

    -Twelve Days of Terror: A Definitive Investigation of the 1916 New Jersey Shark Attacks [2001, Lyons Press] by Richard G. Fernicola.


    Thanks for Listening!


    Review It Yourself is now on YouTube!


    Find us here:

    Twitter: @YourselfReview

    Instagram: reviewityourselfpodcast2021

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ReviewItYourself⁠


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    1 hr and 25 mins

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