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Rude Tales of Magic

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  • In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
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  • Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 4

    Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 4
    Jul 23 2024

    Our heroes finally learn where the honey has been hiding all these many years. But will such knowledge come without a price? And will that price not be a yellow liquid (honey) but a red one (blood)? And hey, what ever happened to that Obelisk anyways?

    Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 3

    Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 3
    Jul 9 2024

    When Moriarty Newman makes an offer, is it one you can't refuse? Is it one you'd turn on your allies for? Is it one one that will bring you closer to... honey?


    Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    55 mins
  • Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 2

    Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 2
    Jun 25 2024

    In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps::


    Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr
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I am in LOVE with this podcast!!!

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