There's a mad doctor on the loose, and only two brave luchadoras (and some bumbling detectives) can bring him to justice! Join Tom and Ryan as they watch this early 60's Mexican adventure and discuss such pertinent topics as the positives and negative of predictability, how to save yourself from a spiked wall, and comparisons between the MCU and luchadore movies! Relax and enjoy our review of The Doctor of Doom!

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0:04:10 - Background

0:13:25 - Summary

0:30:00 - Notable Scenes

0:41:00 - The Good

0:48:05 - The Bad

0:57:55 - The Ugly

Wesley Snipes stars as a CIA assassin in an action movie that puts us to sleep, then wakes us up with jarring editing and sound effects! Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about action movie tropes, Bourne vs Shooter, and an over-armed British police force. It's our review of The Contractor!

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0:03:20 - Background

0:24:15 - Summary

0:37:40 - Notable Scenes

0:44:05 - The Good

0:47:40 - The Bad

1:07:25 - The Ugly

A runaway rocket is circling the Earth, destroying everything in its path! Can a brilliant nuclear physicist figure out a solution AND get married before it's too late? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about women scientists, alien visitors, and the complete annihilation of Canada. It's our review of The Lost Missile!

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0:03:20 - Background

0:19:20 - Summary

0:31:10 - Notable Scenes

0:40:10 - The Good

0:49:45 - The Bad

1:01:45 - The Ugly

It's a special episode today as we pay respects to B-movie titan Roger Corman after his passing early last month. We're reviewing the last movie that Corman ever directed, a 1990 sci-fi horror film with some major starpower behind it. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about Mary Shelley, the aesthetics of Frankenstein's monster, and the legacy of Roger Corman. It's our review of Frankenstein Unbound!

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0:03:25 - A Reflection on Roger Corman

0:17:05 - Background

0:30:00 - Summary

0:45:30 - Notable Scenes

0:52:50 - The Good

0:59:00 - The Bad

1:15:05 - The Ugly

We're ropin' some evil bloodsuckers out on the range with this Uwe Boll flick! Can the pseudo-vampire Rayne deal with an Old West town that's slowly being tranformed into vampires? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about shaky cameras, piles of tropes, and the importance of missing some shots in a gunfight. It's our review of BloodRayne II: Deliverance!

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0:04:05 - Background

0:20:20 - Summary

0:28:00 - Notable Scenes

0:33:35 - The Good

0:39:20 - The Bad

1:03:25 - The Ugly

We all know from horror media that studying something too closely and too obsessively can kill you. So when a young student sets out to New England for firsthand sources on witchcraft, it probably isn't going to go well! Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about inns and hotels, retreading plot points and plot holes, and...Julius Caesar? Throw another witch on the fire and join us for our review of The City of the Dead!

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0:03:20 - Background

0:18:30 - Summary

0:38:55 - Notable Scenes

0:44:25 - The Good

0:50:35 - The Bad

1:09:20 - The Ugly

Sherlock Holmes is the most-represented literary character in media, so it was elementary that one day we would watch a film with the deductive detective. This time Holmes has to unravel an assassination that he suspects was orchestrated by his villainous arch-rival, Moriarty. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about logic, different interpretations of beloved characters, and flacid flashbacks. It's our review of The Triumph of Sherlock Holmes!

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0:02:30 - Background

0:18:00 - Summary

0:27:30 - Notable Scenes

0:33:45 - The Good

0:40:30 - The Bad

0:54:50 - The Ugly

It's time for another family-friendly 90s martial arts movie, but this one is really something special. Three kids are gifted the power of the Dragon and have to fight their way through an impressively bad piece of cinema! Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about zen-filmmaking, Edward Said, and why kids, in general, deserve better.. It's our review of Pocket Ninjas!

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0:03:30 - Background

0:15:45 - Summary

0:25:40 - Notable Scenes

0:33:25 - The Good

0:35:55 - The Bad

0:57:00 - The Ugly