From love letters to love poems to lyrical Venetian rap-battles, these three historical dramas put the PEN in penis.

Jude Law makes a lot of noise playing a man of few words in COLD MOUNTAIN (2003), verses get venereal in DANGEROUS BEAUTY (1998) and theatre once again proves it's inherent queerness in SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE (1998).

Welcome to Uncut and Unrated, SITC's version of the re-release.

Instead of a straight up re-post of an older episode, we're giving you the podcast equivalent of a Director's Cut.

SITC Uncut and Unrated includes everything we would have kept in - the digressions, the truly cringe-worthy anecdotes, and the content our paranoia convinced us would get us cancelled. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK.

In the meantime, SITC is banking content like good little podcasters. Keep your ears open and your eyes peeled for all-new episodes dropping soon!

We hope you enjoy the Uncut and Unrated version of Religious and Raunchy, one of our favorite episodes to date.

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Heresy alert! Please be advised this episode contains some serious sacrilege.

Maggie drools over Gael Garcia Bernal in THE CRIME OF PADRE AMARO (2002). Torie gets a little (way) too excited about THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988). Maggie gags on her sandwich during THE NAME OF THE ROSE (1986), whereas Torie finds an unexpected new crush.

Trigger warning: this episode discusses themes of sexual assault, rape and body shaming.

Welcome to the black hole of misogyny where "boys will be boys" and fratboy mentality reigned supreme to brainwash multiple generations.

Torie struggles to kill her darlings in National Lampoon's classic, ANIMAL HOUSE (1978). Kim Cattrall is the only saving grace in the postulating butt boil that is PORKY'S (1981). Witness the birth of virtual assault and revenge porn in the generation-defining Y2K flick, AMERICAN PIE (1999).