Lara and Carey discuss a modern-day Nostradamus in Brazil with enough chin and lip filler to create a planet, a new investigation into Matthew Perry's death involving Brooke Mueller and Raya, Kelly Bensimon's recent turn as a runaway bride, Jlo flying "coach," and more. Back in the District, Mary and Cat lament their mother's guilt, including Mary's mounting concerns about Lolly's habit of breaking into her closet, Michaele and Tareq enlist Stacie to help them buy a new place in D.C. but keep things vague when it comes to proving their income, Lynda consults the White House dog trainer and smudges her new house with sage. Cat mourns the death of her friend back in Merry Ol' England, Jason convinces Stacie to let him reach out to her biological half-brother on Facebook to get intel on her father in Nigeria, and Tareq's mom calls the cops on him and Michaele AGAIN at Oasis Vineyard.

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Lara and Carey discuss the latest celeb singer to botch the National Anthem and her stan-worthy response to the haters, Carey's spoiler-free view of Longlegs, Michelle Rodriguez back to doing what she does best: showing off her bisexual abs on a yacht, Tom Cruise passing the star torch to Glenn Powell, the meteor that flew over NYC, Sandoval's new demented lawsuit against Ariana, Rachel Leviss weighing in on political violence and why she's lost SUP's goodwill for good. Plus, ANOTHER Aussie Reader discusses her vom-filled journey with DMT.

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Lara and Carey discuss Netflix's new Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders docuseries and the feminine urge to be a nurse tending to a child in a vegetative state by day and an underpaid professional cheerleader by night. They also talk Larz's upcoming Italian journey, Europe's healthy relationship with death, and a new reason for headshots that every American should invest in. Then back at the Salahi winery of horror, Tareq and Michaele threaten Mary's daughter with an FBI investigation, Lynda consults with Stacie over her big move to the Virginia suburbs (much to Stacie's disapproval), Cat trolls Republican lobbyist Edwina Rogers to hell and back at tea, Lynda makes things weird...again... addressing race with Stacie, Jason, and her boyfriend Ebong, and Edwina's Republican lobbying party falls into ruin after Cat comes in a cheeky costume and Edwina falls victim to vertigo.

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Lara and Carey reunite (over Zoom) as Larz makes her grand return to the US... just in time for the assassination attempt of Donald Trump. They discuss the insanity of the county in the last 4 days, feckless politicians and Hillary Clinton (surprisingly) serving c*nt, FINALLY discussing Poopgate feat. Derek Blasberg and Gwyneth, the memeification of Kamala Harris, and more. PLUS, a Reader Mail from Down Under discussing the boyhood arson to conservative gay pipeline.

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Lara and Carey discuss Princess Kalina of Bulgaria's foray into bodybuilding, and way more European royals should follow suit, then discuss a true crime story that might be too horrific to even capture America's love for horrific true crime. Where is Nancy Grace when you need her?! On RHODC, Stacie reveals a painful development in her own origin story, Mary throws Ted's salon opening party and gets jealous of his bond with Michaele, Lynda and Michaele make fake amends, then the Salahis invite Mary, Cat, Stacie, Jason and Gay Jason out to their vineyard for a grape stomp. Gay Jason reveals that Michaele and Tareq got thrown out of a dinner attended by President Obama. At the Oasis Vineyard, the crew enters a Twilight Zone of lies and dread, as Michaele and Salahi's delusional world envelops them all.

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Lara beams in from Roma to chat with Carey about her adventure so far, harrowing tourists, the kindness of Italian gays, the trailer for Doute's metaphysical horror movie, Nightbitch, Lily Allen starting an OnlyFans for her feet, Hunter Biden's failson glory, Tom Schwartz's bone-chilling bedroom setup, the big question mark of Twisters, the eternal power of Helen Hunt and more. Plus Reader Mail about the Australian cult The Family and some behind-the-scenes tea about Tareq and Michaele Salahi.

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Lara and Carey discuss Justin Timberlake's attorney going rogue in the wake of DWI-Gate, a British woman's Viking princess psychosis, Chat GPT's mid ass singularity, a Boeing fiasco in Oklahoma and more. Then it's back to Washington we go: Stacie and Jason invite Tareq and Michaele on a last minute trip to Paris, Cat and Charles fight over Goldman Sachs, Lynda continues to dig into her Salahi truthing and makes a cringe comment to Stacie at Mary's dinner, and Paul's publicist drops the first of many Salahi bombs regarding the bill for Paul's birthday party.

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Lara and Carey discuss Lara's nightmare seat mate on a recent flight and her playing out her Italian horseback riding fantasy in Rome, the demented presidential debate and what's next for our crumbling Republic, Lauren Sanchez scouting apocalypse bunker locations in her helicopter and the glorious delusion of living in Katy Perry's "Woman's World," the new Beverly Hills Cop movie entering the "We Are So Back" canon, PornHub's curious debate traffic, and more. Plus some juicy Reader Mail, including big tech intel, a demonic exorcism, a warning for the West Coast, and a heartwarming tale of alcoholic recovery and Scandoval.

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