LIVE from Allie's childhood home, it's our first-ever GUEST! The gals are joined by their bestie of 10+ years and teen Shakespeare adaptation connoisseur Liz Power to shout about GET OVER IT (which is barely based on A Midsummer Night's Dream!). This movie has accents, The Swingtown Lads, crossbows, Carmen Electra, and a comically large box of sporting equipment. And don't get us started on the Colin Hanks of it all! Adjust your volume because we get excited and loud! You can stream Liz's podcast BEAR LAKE wherever you listen to us, and you should also stream some Sisqó (#SupportSisqo)!

Welcome to the 2000s! We're talking about two films today -- THE CROW: SALVATION and LUCKYTOWN. They are certainly two movies that exist and that Miss Kirsten Dunst is in! She gets angsty, she gets revenge, and she gets a cake. Lizzie teaches boys how to write a goddamn screenplay, Allie finds a way to talk about Rob Zombie, and we try to figure out this cake situation!!!

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WE LOVE DICK (the movie)!!

We’re back from our little summer break to close out 1999 with Kiki and Michelle William’s takedown of Richard Nixon. And just in time for another presidential scandal!

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The first Sofia Coppola x Kirsten Dunst collab is the 1999 ultimate sad girl vibe The Virgin Suicides.

In addition to our brilliant analysis, we talk Insane Clown Posse, John Steinbeck, Tomato Girl Aesthetic, and Criminal Minds. And Hayden Christensen is back at a dance!

TW: mention of suicide.

It's 1998 and Kirsten Dunst is starring in two films - one is Small Soldiers and the *other* is our newest national treasure Strike! (All I Wanna Do). The toys are sentient?? Ok, who cares!!! We have to talk about co-education, the ethics of "Ski Week," and baby Vincent Kartheiser reciting poetry in a cherry picker!! Get in the car!!

*this is not an ad for Paramount+ but as Allie says a million times, you can watch Strike! (All I Wanna Do) on that service!

Allie welcomes the incomparable Lizzie Logan as host of the pod!!!! We kick it off with the 1997 tv movie thought lost to time Tower of Terror (the first Disney movie based on a ride!). (Allie's audio is fucked up for the first 10 minutes while we got the hang of zoom but now its fixed!!)

Shay and Allie scare themselves silly while discussing Joe Johnston's* traumatizing 1995 classic JUMANJI.
*Our apologies to Joe Johnston, who we repeatedly called Joe Johnson; we still love you King!