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The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems, oboes, bratwurst. Chris is taking us off to Northern Australia AND New York, New York in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar. There's election talk / musings on a perfect Prime Minister, and have you heard of the World Giving Index!? PLUS MORE!

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Hola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy theories, David Icke, Pluto, Avril Lavigne, The People's Princess, "mates", confessions, Michigan (in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar), a woman in a supermarket sign, body odour, The Seven Deadly Sins, AND MUCH MORE!

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Oh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (clip clop!), cans, Minty B being in touch about Pancake(s) Day, Robocop, the Vatican, ancient carvings, Wagamama's, Grimsby Town FC's facilities, our favourite listener, the good people of Grant (NB), high winds, diapers, greenbacks (?), soup, and much more!

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Guess who's back!? That's right...the triumphant trio return yet again with talk of supermarkets, embarrassing purchases, vests, service refusal, health checks, shrinking in height (decompression of the spine!), being overweight, liver function, funeral plans, purgatory, cartoons, tank tops, keeping chickens in GRANT, NEBRASKA, a library book amnesty, the Kama Sutra, a superintendent's error, overhanging branches, advice from Pete, and a quiz about May Day! PLUS LOADS MORE! Yay or nay? Need we ask?

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After a hiatus, the three giggling amigos are back with talk of yoga pants, elephants, koftas, dog bites, Thailand, motorways, luck, horse racing, open roads, supermarket trolleys, pound coins, gambling, keeping the economy afloat, WAGs, The Oscars, Grant (Nebraska), excess property / equipment, an auction, job interview questions, an internship, a crew cab, ball pits, The Banana Pancake Trail, hippies, smoothies, The Full Moon Party, Ko Pha Ngan, paper straws, and LOADS MORE!

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Welcome one and all! On this episode, the three ne'er-do-wells return with talk of illness, job applications, Grant (Nebraska), world records, Chris' mother, lanyards, plastic forks in a man's beard, number-one singles, rabbits out a hat, paper airplanes, human brains, holding your breath, omelettes, hats, protein powder, petrol money, cremation awakening, a detained pigeon, a sad donkey, Coca-Cola, a catfish factory, a football academy, North Korea, sleeping arrangements, spies, a pirate quiz, pirate history, pirate stuff, PIRATES, and a whole lot more!

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Yeeeeessss, the jovial three piece are back again with talk of winter, worrying mothers, earmuffs, being sans jacket, bathhouses, capsule hotels, mountain air, condiments, Valentine cards, escaped monkeys, Pennsylvania, bucks, dogs eating things they shouldn't, chilly Canadians, subzero temperatures, Pancakes Day, and more!

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Belated new year greetings to you all! The three lounge lizards of mirth return with talk of whistling, writing on one's own hands, Chris' mysterious neighbour, the lads next door, wheelies, swapsies, art galleries, banana artwork, cyber warfare, Baba Vanga, darts, Luke Littler, the taste for kebabs, condiments, government agencies, and LOADS MORE!

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