Episodes

  • Irish Wish + Quiet On Set
    Mar 27 2024

    Ever felt like you needed to hit the brakes and just recharge? That's exactly where we find ourselves as we wrap up this season's final episode, and we're spilling the beans on why a breather is essential, even for us podcasters. We're also peeling back the curtain on Lindsay Lohan's return in "Irish Wish," a film that's got us riding waves of nostalgia and debating its merits. While we're at it, we're giving a shout-out to another "Mean Girls" alum's strides on stage—in the spotlight, yet again, is the enduring charm of the Plastics.

    Switching gears, we're wading through the sea of media tropes, from the lovable klutz to the flawless heroine. We chew over why characters with layers are the real MVPs, all against the backdrop of Ireland's enchanting spirit—that's a conversation with more twists than a Celtic knot. And because we're all about stirring the pot, we invite you to throw in your two cents. Do these tropes deserve a spot in today's storytelling, or is it time we script a new narrative?

    But it's not all fun and games—there's a sobering flip side to the entertainment industry. "Quiet on Set" pulls back the Hollywood curtain to reveal a culture of abuse that's impossible to ignore. We hash out the harsh realities child stars like Drake Bell faced and the staggering support abusers have garnered. Yet, there's a glimmer of hope amidst the darkness, with figures like Jennette McCurdy leading the charge towards reform and a safer future for child actors. Tune in as we grapple with the complexities of fame and the urgent need for change in Tinseltown.

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    37 mins
  • Face Down, Feet in the Stirrups
    Mar 19 2024

    Ever been trapped in the quicksand of an awkward moment, trying to claw your way back to dignity? Meredith and I sure have, and we're baring it all in a laughter-filled recap of our St. Patrick's Day shenanigans. We're not just talking about the madness of the Columbia festival where we hustled hard or Sister Hazel's electrifying performance that had everyone on their feet. No, we're diving headfirst into those family traditions that might have anyone else running for the hills—think fiery corned beef aftermath and the infamous "clean plate club" mentality. It's a whirlwind of music, merriment, and yes, even a bit of heartburn.

    And if you've ever waved at someone who wasn't waving at you or hugged a complete stranger, then you'll feel right at home. We're swapping stories that'll have you in stitches—from mistaken embraces to the universally cringe-worthy wave to no one. We've even got the inside scoop on a friend's gynecologist appointment turned comedy gold, with permission to spill the beans, of course. Tune in to discover the silver lining of our blush-worthy moments, and how owning our awkwardness just might be the thing that brings us all a little closer. So grab your headphones and get ready for a session of side-splitting confessions and life's unexpected lessons.

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    32 mins
  • Diane Keaton + A Going Out Top
    Mar 12 2024

    Ever found yourself laughing uncontrollably at a memory that only your sibling could fully appreciate? That's the kind of energy Meredith and I, Caroline, are bringing to this episode of Sister Shit! We're spilling the tea on everything from my quirky COVID symptoms to our shared obsession with the bizarre, like Justin Bieber's "Ghost" music video and Sam Smith's 'egg voice'. Not to mention, we've got a tale about a nail salon visit that went south and the emotional whirlwind of bingeing "One Day".

    Who doesn't love a good night out story that ends with chanting your way to a Waffle House? Us Ralphio sisters certainly do, and we've got those kinds of stories in spades, including a 21st birthday bash that took a turn into 2000s music video heaven. From fishy-smelling pleather dresses to unforgettable encounters with drag queens, we're reliving our most toe-curling moments and proving that when we hit the town, it's always a night to remember.

    But wait, there's more! Get ready to cringe and cackle as we dive into those embarrassing tales that are too good not to share. I'm talking drag queens promising a show and delivering with a thud, my own misguided confidence in my ability to parallel park, and the low-key chaos that seems to follow us wherever we go. So, pop in your earbuds and let's get this laughter fest started – because when it comes to sisterly shenanigans, you haven't heard anything yet!

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    34 mins
  • Baby Beauty Queens ft. Retired Beauty Queen Courtney
    Feb 27 2024

    Remember the times when tucking away a snack in your apron pocket was the highlight of your workday? That's just a taste of the reminiscence Caroline and I serve up alongside a heaping dollop of pageant sparkle, as we're joined by Courtney, a former beauty queen whose tiara is polished with both charm and wisdom. Our conversation spirals from the sugar-dusted memories of our cupcake shop days, trading pastries for chapstick, to the bittersweet goodbye of its closing doors. It's a journey through the evanescent world of food fads, where gourmet cupcakes give way to the next big thing.

    Courtney, with the poise only a title like Miss Catfish Stomp could bestow, graciously leads us through the sequined archway into the pageant realm—a place where familial bonds outshine the competitive glitz. She debunks the myths, bringing forth a narrative strewn with quirky local festival titles and a camaraderie that extends beyond the stage. Our chat uncovers a side of pageantry that's more potluck than cutthroat, where community and friendship are the true crowning glories.

    Wrapping up our walk down the runway, we confront the double-edged sword that is the child beauty pageant world. We laugh and wince at the investment in dresses and coaching, weighing the cost against the sheen of confidence gained under the spotlight. Our musings go beyond the surface, probing into the motivations fueling this glittering industry and the indelible mark it leaves on childhood. It's a candid look at the tapestry of experiences woven through the pageant sash—stitched with nostalgia, sparkles, and a touch of controversy.

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    39 mins
  • Cabbage Patch Kids + Cults
    Feb 20 2024

    Ever found yourself chuckling at the oddities of a Cabbage Patch-styled maternity ward or pondered the inner workings of an online cult? Strap in as Sister Shit takes you through a hilariously bewildering journey to Babyland General Hospital where Cole Sprouse nursed his post-breakup blues and cabbage babies are 'birthed' daily. Our adventure doesn't stop at the heartfelt dedication of Disney-like staff; we also peel back the layers of modern cult dynamics. From the entanglement of Twin Flames to the stark realities of off-grid community living, we're chasing the rabbit down every quirky, eye-opening corner of these fascinating worlds. Plus, we take a moment to reflect on the shared pandemic memories that united us all, from "Tiger King" to the surreal solidarity of lockdown.

    As the candles on my 34th birthday cake flicker out, I'm sharing the personal epiphanies that come with the mid-30s territory. Join me as I revel in the newfound comfort of my own skin, not just metaphorically but through an evolved skincare routine that's as soothing as my cozy bedroom sanctuary. We'll muse over the surprising resilience of the Cabbage Patch Museum amidst a global pandemic, celebrate personal growth in the face of adversity, and perhaps inspire you to transform everyday routines into your own slice of luxury. So, whether you're a die-hard Cabbage Patch collector or just in need of a soulful giggle, this episode's got a little something for every listener.

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    33 mins
  • Indoor Water Parks
    Feb 13 2024

    When old church friend and artist Laurel dropped by, our dinner conversation took a splashy turn, meandering from the Valentine's week excitement to the unexpected charm of an indoor water park resort. Swapping stories about our plans and the allure of the new "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" series, Laurel's tale of her family's waterlogged adventure had us hooked. It's not every day you hear about someone's change of heart from skepticism to joy in such a setting, and we just had to share the waves of wonder and bewilderment it brought us.

    Picture us, a bunch of grown-ups, wading through the sensory overload of a gigantic indoor water park—where the air is thick with chlorinated mists and kids' joyous shrieks. I confess my own trepidation about barefoot wanderings, while we also chew over the unexpectedly tasty and tech-friendly dining options on-site. And don't get me started on the magical gaming quest for the older kids; it's something straight out of a fantasy novel, unfolding just beyond the hotel room doors.

    We wrap up our chat with a reflective look at how personal tastes can deeply tint our experiences in bustling spaces. While the cacophony of family fun zones might not be everyone's cup of tea, we find that sometimes happiness sneaks up in the most crowded of places. So, we're curious about your take! Do you find solace in the splash or peace in the quiet? Share your stories with us, and let's continue the dialogue on the surprises life throws our way. Catch our next episode for another round of lively banter and unexpected revelations.

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    32 mins
  • Bad Dates Pt. 3
    Feb 6 2024

    Ever had a date so awful that all you could do was laugh about it later? Well, fasten your seatbelts, because Meredith and I, Caroline, are about to take you on a hilarious journey through the minefield of romantic blunders on Sister Shit. From my painfully awkward high school date, which included the surprise company of my beau's father, to the hilariously outlandish stories we've received from you - our fearless listeners - you're in for a treat. We’ll recount tales that will have you both cringing and cracking up, like the story of a Tinder date with a Star Wars fixation and a penchant for oversharing, and an OKCupid misadventure under the Christmas lights of New Orleans that you won't forget.

    Expect to hear about the kind of dates that make for legendary stories - like the boyfriend whose cat possessed an astonishing number of lives and the Valentine's Day that was memorable for very unconventional reasons. We weave through these dating mishaps with laughter, occasional cringes, and a soundtrack of pop anthem wisdom. Swap your own dating disaster tales for ours and join in the commiseration and chuckles. Whether you’re single, taken, or it’s complicated, tune in for an episode where the only thing serious is how seriously funny these stories are.

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    27 mins
  • Lumber Liqui-Haters
    Jan 30 2024

    Ever had a moment when you looked back at old college photos and had to laugh at the fashion disasters you once thought were peak coolness? We sure have and this Tuesday we're not holding back on the nostalgia, or the humor, as we take a whimsical look at the evolution of college fashion trends. From the iconic bubble necklaces to today's sorority staples, join us as we dissect the quirky uniformity of campus 'going out' attire and share our own style missteps that time-stamped our college years.

    But it's not all throwbacks and chuckles—we're also sharing the latest from our Lowe's Home Improvement saga, where a DIY shelving project becomes an epic quest featuring a feisty four-year-old sidekick. Brace yourself for tales of aisle confusion, checkout standoffs, and the surprising gender assumptions we bump into when venturing into the world of power drills and plywood. It's the kind of day that tests your patience, yet somehow leaves you with a story worth telling and a smile on your face.

    And just when you think you've heard it all, we'll wrap up with a teaser of our next episode that promises to be a riot. Prepare for a deep dive into the world of dating mishaps and the boyfriends we'd rather forget. So, grab your pals, settle in, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even find some comfort in our shared misadventures. Remember, you're not alone in this crazy journey—we're right here with you, and we'll see you next time for another round of stories.

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    35 mins