Episodes

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer
    Jul 24 2024

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    Katie and Bridget become fishermen as they re-watch the 90's slasher: I Know What You Did Last Summer! It's a movie all about how if you accidentally murder someone and try to cover it up, you will get pranked a year later and possibly everyone around you will die! ...Seriously guys just call the police next time, okay? Come along as we meet friends: Julie, a sassy girl who probs has depression, her best friend Helen, a pageant queen who gets to sit in a clam in a parade (??), her boyfriend Ray, a guy who grew up to be a fisherman AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, and Helen's boyfriend Barry, a guy who is most def taking steroids. They are on the hunt to figure out who is sending them incriminating messages about their cover-up murder via yearbooks, bothering the locals, and not telling their parents or the police. We've got dead people, crabs, and a possible professional cleaner and/or magician as our killer in this Scary Movie inspired throwback. Released in 1997, it was written by Kevin Williamson and features Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Ryan Phillippe, Anne Heche, Johnny Galecki, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, and Muse Watson.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Elizabethtown
    Jul 17 2024

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    Katie and Bridget sit outside in lawn chairs on a hot summers night in the middle of nowhere (no actually, this is how they recorded the episode) as they rewatch the rom-com: Elizabethtown! It's a movie all about how road trips can be fun, family can be loud, and meet-cutes can result in 24+ hour phone calls... Oh it's also about grieving with death and finding meaning in life again... Rom Com! Come along as we meet Drew, a failed shoe designer who lost his company 1 billion dollars. When he decides to Rube Goldberg himself a death machine to die, he gets a call that lol his Dad actually has died first and now HE has to go to Kentucky to deal with it. On the way he meets Claire, a peppy (but not cheerleader peppy) flight attendant who may or may not turn into his stalker. Over the next couple of days Drew learns what it means to truly live and how to appreciate the crazy - a lesson we all probably need! Buckle up for random celeb characters (HI PAULA DEAN), a playlist that will be added to my Spotify ASAP, and Rusty - the guy who trains your kids to be good via VHS tape by blowing up a building. That is not a joke that really happens! Released in 2005, it was written and directed by Cameron Crowe and features Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Judy Greer, Jessica Biel, and Paul Schneider.

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    53 mins
  • The Baby-Sitters Club
    Jul 10 2024

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    Katie and Bridget start a business (that they label as just a club) as they re-watch the 90's movie: The Baby-Sitters Club! Come along as we meet all of the 10-13 year old girls of the for-profit Baby-Sitters Club - BSC for short. We've got Kristy, the leader of the club, who has to deal with her absentee father attempting to come back into her life and RUIN it UGH; Mary Anne, the girl who does dress like an old lady and probably should dump her red flag of a boyfriend Logan; Dawn, who likes to pick up trash and may or may not be Bridget; Claudia, the girl who failed science and has to attend summer school and maybe it was because the girls keep having meetings in her room preventing her from studying(!?); Stacey, the girl with diabetes who thinks that's the biggest problem in her life, instead of, you know, attempting to date a child predator; and then Mallory and Jessi... They're the other ones! One magical summer teaches these girls that friendship is truly magic... As well as teaches them when we should all call the police! Released in 1995, it stars Schuyler Fisk, Bre Blair, Rachael Leigh Cook, Larisa Oleynik, Tricia Joe, Stacy Linn Ramsower, Zelda Harris, and Ellen Burstyn.

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • The 2nd Sissy Awards
    Jul 3 2024

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    Katie and Bridget HOST A 2ND AWARDS SHOW!? It's our 200th episode and we're celebrating all of the past 100 movies we've reviewed over the last two years - since our premiere of The Sissy Awards! Come listen to see who gives us the biggest ick, who we all slow clap for, and which movie we think should have been made into a theme park ride. Who will go home victorious and who will go home crying? It's time to get nostalgic about our movie nostalgia!

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Problem Child
    Jun 26 2024

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    Katie and Bridget put on their bow-ties as they re-watch the surprisingly heart-felt, dark comedy: Problem Child! It's a story all about an evil child! ...Well actually he has a tragic backstory that most likely led to his behaviors... And also he's never had an adult support him or like him... And he got abandoned every 2 seconds in his life and everybody bullies him... Should this movie instead have been called "Problem Adults To This Child"!? Come along as we meet Junior, a rambunctious orphan who gets adopted by Ben and Flo - yes that is a real woman's name in this movie. Ben has always wanted to be a Dad and is Junior's number 1 supporter. Flo just wanted to get invited to kids birthday parties because apparently she has no friends....!?!?!?!? When Junior retaliates against scary clown rooms, jerky neighbors, and bullies (as well as inviting a serial killer to his house LOL REALLY), Ben must decide if Junior is worth keeping or bringing back to the orphanage... Spoiler alert: Ben's the only decent adult in this movie so he OBVIOUSLY doesn't take Junior back to the orphanage and instead he takes a bullet for Junior - LITERALLY. Released in 1990, it stared John Ritter (respect), Michael Oliver, Jack Warden, Gilbert Gottfried, Amy Yasbeck, and Michael Richards.

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    49 mins
  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park
    Jun 19 2024

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    Katie and Bridget go back to the dino island (but not the SAME dino island) as they re-watch the lackluster sequel: The Lost World: Jurassic Park! Hey remember how the first Jurassic Park taught us to fear dinosaurs and never interact with them because man vs. nature blah blah? Well guess what - we're gonna go interact with them cause we forgot about all the death and destruction and instead are like YAY DINOS! Come along with Ian Malcolm, the only returning main character from the first movie! Through some spared-no-expense nonsense ala John Hammond, Ian ends up back with the dinos to go rescue his girlfriend who's been camping there alone for 4 days... Yes that's right, camping alone with DINOS... For four days... She might not have even had a tent, we're not really sure! But it's okay because we have some new characters like Nick Van Owen, the alleged back up plan (but we have doubts), Eddie Carr, the tech guy who gets viscously murdered, Kelly, a step-daughter who should have just stayed in the High-Hide, and InGen people, who just could not care less that they are seeing dinosaurs in real life. With that set up how could you go wrong!? Released in 1997, it was once again directed by Steven Spielberg, and features Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite, Vince Vaughn, Arliss Howard, Richard Attenborough, Vanessa Chester, and Richard Schiff.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Superbad
    Jun 12 2024

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    Katie and Bridget go to a random house party as they re-watch the movie: Superbad! It's a story all about how your friendship may be tested when there's alcohol, girls, impending college, and possibly a secret gay crush on one another that you are repressing because you were written by a 14 year old boy... (we said what we said)! Come along as we meet Seth, a dick-drawing senior who is willing to do anything to impress party-throwing Jules! He's best friends with Evan, a non dick-drawing guy on his way to Dartmouth next year who is looking to woo Becca. When the two of them commit to buying alcohol for the big end of the year party to impress the girls, they quickly fall into law-breaking shenanigans! Don't forget about McLovin, the fake ID friend who has his own personal discovery with the help of two very bored police officers. Will the guys both get laid before they go off to college? LOL NOPE ONLY MCLOVIN DID TECHNICALLY - AND IT'S THE BEST ENDING! Released in 2007, it was written by Seth Rogan and his friend Evan Goldberg when they were 14 years old and stars a cast of characters including: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader, Seth Rogen, Emma Stone, and Joe Lo Truglio.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Nostalgic Movie Survivor: Season 2
    Jun 5 2024

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    Katie and Bridget get back on the island as they play Season 2 of Nostalgic Movie Survivor! 18 nostalgic movie characters (all ones from movies we've reviewed!) are placed on an island and set out to compete to become the ultimate Survivor! Alliances are formed, challenges are faced, with lots of twists and turns along the way. We can guarantee you that you'll NEVER be able to guess who ends up naked on the island AND who ends up being the final winner - mainly because neither of us saw it coming either! Based on the hit reality series Survivor, enjoy our journey of figuring out who would Outwit, Outplay, and Outlast!

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    1 hr and 28 mins