Does Carter have what it takes to become a Buddhist monk? What is the future for Nick and I? When will Marisa call this guy her boyfriend? Find out in this week's episode!

"Who's playing who? New relationship or just for now?" & "Is he gonna leave his wife for me REDUX" & Rapid-fire at the end! A fun, productive episode. Wholesome for Grandma!

In this episode: "Will my abusive piece of shit ex-husband come back?" PLUS "Will I get this promotion?" WITH "Will I get the job offer?" AND "'Are you ok?' 'I'm pooping!'" ALL THIS and more!

This week: Ace of Disks means you're working for peanuts; The Devil crossed with Death makes for some dedicated Heavy Metal fans. Airplanes, Starships, Glitter... it's Nothing but a Good Time tonight.

We look at why "Why?" is not the best Tarot question. Also we rate listeners' nude pics and Zack finally gets arrested for sedition LIVE! Don't miss it!

Fascist bullies in state government were once fascist bullies in the schoolyard. We look at both tonight in a Revolutionary edition of Smart Ass Tarot.

Tonight we get educational and look a little at Zack's Check System, see what Burnout looks like in a Career reading, and see what getting jerked the fuck around by an asshole looks like in a Love reading.

SUPER BOWL SPECIAL! We rate our favorite bean dips and reveal our fantasy football scores for the season... LOL just kidding, it's the usual depravity and good hard Tarot.