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  • 300: We Try Dua Lipa's Drink, And It's...

    300: We Try Dua Lipa's Drink, And It's...
    Oct 16 2024
    October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy
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    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats
    5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible
    14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World
    19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip
    23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps
    28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall
    38:08 The Golden Bachelorette
    47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster
    57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog
    1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest?
    1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink
    1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip,
    1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship?
    1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • 299: Baby Oil Confessions

    299: Baby Oil Confessions
    Oct 9 2024
    October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy
    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
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    Follow Riley Reid
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th
    2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette
    9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food
    15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America
    23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets
    29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare
    35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad)
    47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco
    58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show
    1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank
    1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics
    1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress
    1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d?
    1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good?
    1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided?

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 298: Hottest Presidents ft. Riley Reid

    298: Hottest Presidents ft. Riley Reid
    Oct 2 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond
    11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates
    18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas
    28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024
    33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent
    41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries
    53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time
    1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?
    1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?
    1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 297: Mountain Dew Code Head ft. Riley Reid

    297: Mountain Dew Code Head ft. Riley Reid
    Sep 25 2024
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    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake?
    4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi
    11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich,
    22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged
    29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination
    45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni
    53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF
    1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver
    1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys
    1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies?
    1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video
    1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • 296: Bowl of Butt ft. Riley Reid

    296: Bowl of Butt ft. Riley Reid
    Sep 18 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows
    2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage
    17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt
    25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam
    40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous
    45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants
    53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials
    1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend
    1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women
    1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding
    1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • 295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless

    295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless
    Sep 11 2024
    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
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    Follow Riley Reid
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
    2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
    11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
    14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
    20:57 DVD vs Streaming
    24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
    36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
    43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
    1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
    1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
    1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
    1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
    1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
    1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat

    294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat
    Sep 4 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Belfast, UK: Sept 21
    Manchester, UK: Sept 22
    Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

    0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
    7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
    25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
    30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
    35:54 Programmed by the System
    46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
    56:06 Living in the Moment
    1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
    1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
    1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • 293: High Value Men Cry?

    293: High Value Men Cry?
    Aug 28 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
    3:53 Last Time We Cried
    10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
    15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
    20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
    26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
    36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
    41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
    47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
    57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
    1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
    1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
    1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
    1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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    1 hr and 30 mins