Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fresh-year reset packed with cultural reflections, chaos, and church gist. Kicking off with theme music that actually sets the tone, the boys dive into childhood, parenting (hello, impulse control), and why certain social encounters still trigger anxiety.

From there, Submaroach’s Sunday brain meets Pastor Iren, CCI Church, and the mighty Anointing Oil—which prompts the question of the day: if you’re drenched in blessing, how exactly are you rapturing?

They wander (with purpose) into talks about YNs, Tiwa Savage, Cardi B and the many foolish ways people express themselves with AI.

As they get a little older, the guys discuss the many ways they might be more conservative.

Finally, a candid look at Nigerian cinema, filmmaking, and cultural expectations—what’s evolved, what still needs work, and why the best Nigerian movies are the ones with real storytelling, artistic merit, and inspiration that lingers.

Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary.

This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe’s “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege because let’s be real—Ciara wouldn’t have survived that scene.

From there, the conversation shifts to Remi Tinubu’s recent visit to a nursing school, the cheeky reception she got from the students, and the queries that followed. Koj shares a similar memory from high school, where students clapped a guest off the stage—giving Tmt the idea for his next hit TV series: “The Clap,” because, as he reminds us, “Na from clap dance dey start.”

And somehow—because this is Submarine and A Roach—this spirals into a conversation about wacking off. (Don't ask. Just listen.)

Tmt calls Koj a piece of shit (as is tradition), then tells a story about his girlfriend being mistaken for a Marlian. Tmt also poses a true philosophical banger:
“What clapped first—hands or cheeks?” A debate only ChatGPT can settle.

The episode swerves again into a conversation about Canada’s insane water reserves, the potential for U.S. annexation, and eventually lands on Nigeria’s tribal complexity.

Packed with hot takes, deep cuts, historical spirals, and unfiltered banter, this episode is everything you’ve come to love from Submarine and A Roach. Tune in on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever else you get your audio chaos..

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding that not every personal story is a flex aimed at others; sometimes, people merely share their lives without ulterior motives. Join Tmt and Koj as they navigate these perspectives with their signature humor and insightful commentary.