Jeff gets demoted to apprentice wizard after he tries to fist fight Matt Mercer. Between back tattoos and bad spells, Kayla and Jeff have a lot to yap about this week...even through messed up voices.

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Content Warning: Explicit Language

Join Jeff and Kayla this week as Jeff scrambles to delete all of the Orc titties from his phone and Kayla tries her best to DM him more before they're gone. Rule #45: No secret group chats trying to fuck Jeff.

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Content Warnings: Explicit Language, Sexual Content, Transphobia, Misogyny, Sexual Assault, Homophobia, Capitalism

Listen, if I want to hold 10,000 gold pieces, a torso, and 6 weapons, I don't think I should be punished for it. Kayla and Jeff talk about why encumberance is stupid and why you shouldn't try to kill beloved NPCs. Watch out for the 250 lbs. of Ooze!

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Content Warnings: Explicit Language

Make sure not to stare directly into this episode without the appropriate eyewear. Symptoms of direct exposure can include, but are not limited to; forgetting to make bingo cards, being a dick to your players, and turning into a giant dragon that eats the main plot hook of the campaign. Kayla and Jeff have ignored each other all week so be warned they are yapping this episode.

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Content Warnings: Explicit Language

Jeff and Kayla dive into one of the worst stories brought up on the podcast so far...we're sorry in advance. Never join a campaign where the DM is DESPERATE for someone to join.

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Content Warnings: Explicit Language, Sexual Content, Misogyny, Sexism

A week later than our normal release schedule, Jeff and Kayla are dodging Player's Handbooks and getting too old to run. Please help us, our backs hurt...

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Content Warnings: Explicit Language, Sexual Content

In this Episode, Jeff brings the ruckus and makes Kayla questions all of her DMing decisions. A Cereberus has multi-attack? Nah.

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Content Warnings: Explicit Language, Implied Bestiality

How far would you go to make your DM cry? What's the spell called when you know everything? Also, when are we getting the REAL BLeeM on for an episode?

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