Ever sneezed and coughed at the same time? I have, and it’s no picnic. Even if you’re on a picnic. This guy did and the outcome was … messy. Then we’ll meet a guy who lost a fantasy football pool and had to go out on a date … with a blow up doll. But it didn’t end there. Oh no. Then we’re off to Nebraska where an unfortunate woman died … twice. Blue the chicken has a very loving home. So much so that when she needed heart surgery, her owner didn’t think twice. And lastly, the 2008 word of the year in Belgium and The Netherlands was “swaffelen”. Know what it means? You’re not likely to forget once you learn.

I think it’s fair to say we’d all like to be rich. Question is, how far are we willing to go to become rich? Well a man in Malawi found out … the hard way just what it costs.Big news from the world of teeth. You ever found a car sexy? A man in South Korea sure does. Ohh … yeah!

A story out of Quebec where donating sperm is just … too much sperm. Next, imagine being a conjoined twin. Now imagine that person you literally share a body with is mean, cruel, even psychopathic. We’re off to Russia where Masha and Dasha were the oldest known set of conjoined twins. This is not a happy story folks. But it ends better than it starts. And lastly, Mel will take us back to the 1950’s. The good ol days. When dating had some really silly rules.

What if you were always hungry? What if you could never satisfy that hunger no matter how much and what you ate? Let’s meet the man who has been dubbed the hungriest man ever. You like lobster? This guy must have because he went to some pretty extreme lengths and paid a permanent price to satisfy his craving. Speaking of cravings, we all know most kids love McDonald’s. This boy was really jonesin’ for a burger. Bet his parents aren’t lovin’ it.

A little girl is convinced there is a monster in her closet. And she’s right! The French are rightly renowned for their culinary delights, but there’s nothing delightful about this dish. The Italians ice late night ice cream. And finally, a sad tale of Japanese soldiers doing some serious overtime

Hey! Ever had globs of goo just fall on you from the sky? Me neither. Did you know insects can have STD’s? Well a horde of zombie cicadas with just such a malady are about to swarm across eastern North America. Yay! A haunted lake, stabbed with a squirrel for not buying beer, and a Brazilian weekend at Bernie’s to round it out. Enjoy!

First we’re off to Africa where getting high off the dead can itself be deadly. Then Mel will tell us about the upcoming Mike Tyson boutand his foray into cannabis edibles. Hang on to your ears!

Next we’ll find out there is such a thing as too much pizza. And lastly, porch pirates are garbage. Literally.

Okay, so there is some death in this episode, which isn’t funny. But the circumstances that resulted in these deaths is ridiculous. Absurd you might even say. But it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have some love. Alien love. Awww!