Friends. It’s time we said goodbye—at least until some Qatari billionaire offers to foot the bill. But first, we need to make an episode so bad that no one will miss us. And also figure out who the biggest loser we’ve ever covered is.

Follow along with our All Time Loser bracket here! 

[SPOILER WARNING] Bracket results 

Follow us online for more from us in the future:

Adam: 
@madam_mcshane on Instagram/Tiktok
@adamcshane on Twitter

Joey: 
@joeybednarski on Twitter/Instagram
@jojobeddyboy on Tiktok

Cosmo:
Cosmo's album (as Clovis Quimby)
@Ferrariomopeds on Twitter
@cosmonomikos on Instagram

Listen to the theme song here: We’ve Won by Jaill

Thank you for listening! 

One day The American Journal of Losers will be taught in high school classes as the textbook example of the depths of misery to which human beings will sink, but for now that honor goes to the Stanford Prison Experiment: Phillip Zimbardo's wacky summer camp for wayward boys. 

Adam McShane, Joey Bednarski, and Cosmo Nomikos are stand up comedians based out of Chicago, IL.

AJL is part of the Lincoln Lodge Podcast Network: https://www.thelincolnlodge.com/podcasts

Eek! The A-SCARE-ican GORE-nal of BOO-sers has taken over once again! This time with strange little gray men from outside this planet who are here to stick to metal objects in our holes. Good thing the three brave hosts of the podcast can be described as “skeptical to the point of being uninterested in this story”. 

Adam McShane, Joey Bednarski, and Cosmo Nomikos are stand up comedians based out of Chicago, IL.

AJL is part of the Lincoln Lodge Podcast Network: https://www.thelincolnlodge.com/podcasts