Episodes

  • Asexual Bacteria is Post God

    Asexual Bacteria is Post God
    Feb 20 2020
    We discuss the sky roof, the vegetarian implications of Genesis 1, and wether or not weeds are God approved. Alex, Luke, Haley, and Lee.

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    54 mins
  • God Steals a Man's Organs

    God Steals a Man's Organs
    Feb 27 2020
    The gang gets feminist as we discuss Lilith, Adam's first evil seductress wife. God is calculated to be only four times more powerful than Noah, and Gilgamesh has his first crossover episode with the Bible.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Coercion, Sex, Nudity and Apples

    Coercion, Sex, Nudity and Apples
    Mar 6 2020
    Adam and Eve commit original sin, resulting in free will, clothing, and misogynist undertones. We discuss functional definitions of God in relation to Harry Potter, and attempt to get to the bottom of the apple related blame game between the humans, god and the snake.

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Too Many Lamechs

    Too Many Lamechs
    Aug 30 2020

    Cain and Abel have a disagreement, and humans start showing up out of nowhere. We attempt to clarify the lineage trees set up in both Chapter 4 and 5 for clarity's sake, but likely make it more confusing, and leave off just before the great flood.


    Also we're back-ish from hiatus.


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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • The Vedas Aren't Wet Enough

    The Vedas Aren't Wet Enough
    Aug 30 2020
    We talk about the first genocide and covenant of the Bible, the story of Noah's Flood. We compare and contrast it with other ancient tales of global or regional deluges, and discuss the literary and theological implications of a God that fixes his own mistakes. The episode includes Noah, Alex, Luke, James, and Kelly, and covers chapters 6 through 8 of Genesis, with a toe dip into 9 for the sake of context.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • God Wins Us Back With A Rainbow

    God Wins Us Back With A Rainbow
    Sep 1 2020
    We cover chapter 9 of Genesis again, after a Covid related hiatus and break in some new recording equipment we got for the podcast. We cover the story of Noah's nakedness, and the introductory information for The Table of Nations in the next chapter. Also Haley is surprised by why Christians love rainbows.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • God's Got Jokes

    God's Got Jokes
    May 29 2021

    God gets staunchly anti-globalist and we discuss his not quite destruction of The Tower of Babel, a very real structure with very uncertain historical descriptions. Sumerian gods intermingle with the Genesis narrative once again and the Bible explains the origin of different cultures and languages a second time. Noah puts on his tinfoil hat as we finally discuss his long awaited nemesis, Ba'al.


    DISCLAIMER: There were some issues with Andrew Baker's microphone at the beginning of the episode, it seemed to be working up until he starts talking and cuts out again. He's either inaudible or quiet up until the end of the episode where it seems to work a bit more consistently.


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    57 mins
  • Slaves and Sad Elephants

    Slaves and Sad Elephants
    Jun 2 2021
    Abram and Sarai take a summer trip through Saudi Arabia, win a war against a 4 kings, try cuckolding in their relationship twice, and cut off foreskins at ninety. We cover a lot of ground in a very short amount of time with much of it taken up by Jackie insisting on the repugnance of uncircumcised genitals. God makes a lot of promises to Abram and his wife and adapts quickly to unexpected slave children as we make our way to the not at all spoiled events of Sodom and Gommorah.

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    1 hr and 35 mins