Episodes

  • "I'm The I'll Bring Soda And Plates Guy"
    Jul 15 2024

    It's Episode 219 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to go to potlucks. Andrew needs backup that the people who "rep" their city the hardest never tend to live in that city. Enjoy!

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    48 mins
  • "People Assume We're Listening To Ourselves"
    Jul 8 2024

    It's episode 218 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you get a parking ticket they should deduct parking fees you've already paid from the ticket. Andrew needs backup that when there's a long line, only one member of your party should be waiting in it. Enjoy!

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    50 mins
  • "I Know Too Many Magicians"
    Jul 1 2024

    It's episode 217 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it shouldn't matter if you book directly with a company or through a third party. Johnny needs backup that foul balls should only count as half a strike. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post show banter.

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    48 mins
  • "One Apple Going In The Cart!"
    Jun 24 2024

    It's episode 216 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that every standing ovation had something at least slightly hacky that led to it. Johnny needs backup that you should never have to save seats for people. Enjoy!

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    52 mins
  • "Yes, It Is A Blender"
    Jun 17 2024

    It's episode 215 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being mad at someone for farting unless it smells like eggs. Andrew needs backup that the government should forgive your student loans if you can prove you're not using your degree in any way. Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • "Well, Microplastics... That's The New Thing"
    Jun 9 2024

    It's episode 214 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on eliminating get to know you games in adult life. Andrew needs backup on not bagging your own groceries at fancy grocery stores. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • "She Would Fly And Meet Us There"
    Jun 3 2024

    It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that every domicile should have a spare bathroom, even if it's an outhouse. Andrew needs backup that we should re-embrace talking on the phone. Enjoy!

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    50 mins
  • "I Got It At This Place Called Pizza Pizza"
    May 26 2024

    Johnny details the harrowing experience of his cystoscopy. Then he needs backup on poutine being overrated. Andrew needs backup that it's unfair to the deceased to use DNA tests to discover their secrets. Enjoy!

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    45 mins