Episodes

  • The Beanie Break

    The Beanie Break
    May 3 2024
    It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies The net! The $400 Maple Bear Cash in that 401k So much yelling! How many people are still stuck with their beanie babies Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky Bryan & Krissy eat crow! The Beanie Break We are flabbergasted LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • The Kids Are Not Alright

    The Kids Are Not Alright
    May 2 2024
    Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen) Bryan tries to parent in the morning Instagram Dads Ponytail panic The kids are not alright! Bryan weaponizes his incompetence All hail Astrid! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • A Sgrundle Taste Test

    A Sgrundle Taste Test
    May 1 2024
    Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport security Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos RiverBeat music festival! A sac tap A blind sgrundle sniffing Barbecue contests Sleep-cations Keeping your kids awake Tiktok Social scores Apple gaggles Quantum cock The Quantum Witch returns! Christopher Nolan LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao

    TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao
    Apr 30 2024
    Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams Leslie Liao Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi) Everyday coffee Eclipse drama Later in life stand-up Working at Netflix Going from the office to the stage The Tonight Show Being in your 30s Dealing with people who don’t like you D’angelo The Leslie Show Bugs! Bryan’s interview snafus LESLIE: Tour https://leslieliao.komi.io/ Watch Leslie on Verified Stand-Up on Netflix LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Talk Sh*t, Get Hit

    Talk Sh*t, Get Hit
    Apr 26 2024
    You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair! We love Kyle Kinane Giggly Squad on tour Clue the movie Howard Finster Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance Royal Crackers Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show Bounty hunter hair A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa! Theresa has to continue because we need content Krissy with the hard-hitting questions Takes a thirsty one to know a thirsty one The Soul Awards Theresa's motto: Talk Shit, Get Hit LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • The Quantum Witch

    The Quantum Witch
    Apr 25 2024
    Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community 33 Penis not featured
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Bandit For President

    Bandit For President
    Apr 24 2024
    Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook. Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social media predators People are going crazy in the suburbs Bryan is in a very judgmental mood Facebook: only good for marketplace Yahoos on Facebook Keeping up with the Joneses LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane

    TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane
    Apr 23 2024
    Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing. Polycules/Polecules We can’t get through whole article anymore 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap We are judgmentally pro-polycule The 7 year college experience Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti Hair metal Downers in the burbs Car stick figures Bitcoin Illegal activities The shackles of marriage Be the dick in the story Kyle’s start in comedy Jesus? Drugs? KYLE: Dirt Nap No Accounting For Taste (podcast) Tour https://kylekinane.com/ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins