We really are humans!!! We've got some travel planned + dumb ass J.O.B.s and schedules don't jive so we can't get together to record BUT we send you off with approximately 9 minutes of good times, including punching nazis! 

Be good Crabs! We'll see ya sometime after Labor Day! 

Well, we've talked about politics, sex and BBQ, so we figured we should go ahead and tackle religion. Why the fuck not! 
Kari also visited a medium and talked to her great grandma, we take a step closer to understanding why Michelle is so messed up and Summer wraps up time in its most simplistic state. 

Even we get raged filled. (Surprise! Surprise!)

If you are finding "shower fights" to be increasing in your headspace, you aren't alone, Crabs. In this episode we talk about the little shit and the not so little shit that really pisses us off.  

B.T.Ws. VOTE. 

Well, we made it to Season 2! And you like us! You really, really like us! 

To kick off the season, we thought we'd do a little Q&A, Crabby Gals style! We pull random cards meant for serious relationships and answer, honestly. What could go wrong!? 

Why didn't anyone warn us? That's the big question in episode 18. 

In this installment of The Crabby Gals, the Crabs lay down all the truths they wished someone had told them about getting older and also discuss sheets. Yep, freaking linens. Far cry from episode 1 where they discussed big dicks ... we know. 

Anyhoo, this one is for you, Generation Z! 

The episode starts off harmless enough, if bitching about how skating rinks are no longer the beloved dark death traps of our youth is harmless. Then the episode takes an interesting turn as the Crabbies explore complicated and often loaded (pun intended) implications of money and relationships. 

Three women, three different approaches to money, and a whole lot of hot takes on cold cash.

The Crabs throw a bird to the three year anniversary of the pandemic, declare WFH etiquette rules (once and for all), dive into spring break memories from the last century and wallow in all that gravity has taken as its prisoner!