Hotel prices are so high hotels are feeling bad and offering freebies!

Explora Journeys is hiring "entertainment managers" and offering more cruise-like entertainment!

MCS is proud that their ships plugged in 44 times last year!

Drunk girls tear up each other and the pizza parlor on the Carnival Paradise!

Holy Hemmoroids vow never to give in to the Evil Trio of the US, UK, and Israel!

Delta flights switch to only pasta that is not spoiled?

The Trump Organization building a new 500 million dollar property in Oman!

Iceland might be cold, but the destination is hot!

Villa Vie boss thinks their world cruise might start on July 20th! Maybe!

Military forces might have to go after the Holy Hemorrhoids on land!

Royal Caribbean's big boss, Michael Bayley, knows how to thank his crew!

American Airlines is investing in experimental hydro-electric engines. The Guru is not that excited!

Buckle Up, Ya Morons! 30 people were injured when the plane hit severe turbulence!

TSA is adding four more countries to their awful TSA pre-check program!

Easy Jet leaves three people in wheelchairs on the tarmac!

Google data shows a large increase in swinger cruise searches!

Fincantieri floats out Oceania, Allura!

Viking gets a new 375 million revolving credit line!

Hurtigruten drops 4500 bottles of wine into the water on purpose!

CBS Sunday Morning piece on the US Navy in the Red Sea a must watch!

United Desk Nazis deny boarding to mother and baby who did not woke them!

ESPN is now in the travel and tour business. Why?

The Holy Hemmoroids claim to have homemade hypersonic missiles!

Norse Atlantic Airways is a good value, but customer service is non-existent!

Amsterdam City Cruise Terminal will remain open until 2035!

Amsterdam pinhead bureaucrat Van Buren accuses cruise ships of being a polluting form of tourism. What is he smoking?

Crystal agrees to let Fincantieri build two new vessels!

Princess Cruises will guarantee you will receive the best price if you book now!

The Holy Hemmoroids hit another bulker minding its own business!

JetBlue leaving the privacy doors open on lay-flat suites to save money. Cheap and stupid!

Crystal is bringing back casinos in partnership with high-end Casino De Royale!

Roller Coasters and penguins! SeaWorld Orlando thinks they go together!

The morgue is next to the ice cream freezer on Holland America. Please don't confuse them!

Carnival Corp is not interested in the small "does not push the needle" riverboat business!

Villa Vie ship is still stuck in drydock! What's wrong this time?

Silversea's boss says homeporting for his line would be good!

The Holy Hemmoroids attacks are causing massive increases in shipping costs!

Carnival Boss is pleased with the results for the second quarter. The company is firing on all cylinders!

You can fly around the world with Four Seasons for only 10K a day per person!

Carnival Corp. and the Port of Seattle sign 10-year preferential berthing deal!