Episodes

  • EP99 - 30 JULY 2024

    EP99 - 30 JULY 2024
    Jul 29 2024
    After several months stuck in the nervous nineties, you can finally stick a Flake in us, we’ve hit Episode 99! Join us as we discuss the last knockings of of this seasons Glorious Betfred group stage, as the Saints made hard work of it, but ultimately atoned for the Alloa debacle with a comfortable win over East Fife and qualification to the knockouts. With the end of the Glorious Betfred groups, comes the start of the Glorious Cinch, and we chum up with our old pals at the ABZ Podcast to bring you all the skinny ahead of Monday’s curtain raiser. We have a look at how the Womens team are shaping up ahead of the start of the SWPL 2 season, and bring back a few old favourite features with George O’Boyle In The Royal and The Good, The Bad and The Banto. Millionaire dogs! Lifted curses! Hitler! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to join us.
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    47 mins
  • EP98 - 23 July 2024

    EP98 - 23 July 2024
    Jul 23 2024


    Two podcasts in two weeks? Much like the Ambassador and his Ferrero Rocher, we are indeed spoiling you - and we even go through a much delayed chocolate-based Theme Team to emphasise that point!

    We also have all the skinny from Saturday’s victory over Greenock Morton, and run the rule over the new faces at the club, including new left-back Andre ‘The Giant’ ‘Everybody Loves’ Raymond ‘The Bastard’.

    We take a trip to Bologna for this weeks glorious return of the Club Shop of Shame, catch up with Saints’s unluckiest fan and have a look at the potential for everyone to make a holy show of themselves as the Saints hit the small screen.

    Dando! Mussolini! Benji’s weird gait! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to have some fun and join us.
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    45 mins
  • EP97- 15 July 2024

    EP97- 15 July 2024
    Jul 16 2024
    It's great to be back and we are back with a bang. We talk about the recent takeover and the start of the American revolution. Picture the scene. You are a Saints season ticket holder and your son signs and makes his debut for Brechin AGAINST Saints. We speak to someone who went through that very scenario. The Women are back. Well some of them are. We chat to Senior player and The Co-Hosts better half Megan Paterson about all the summer changes at the club. re hashing old patter. Literally playing old clips. come join us for the same old Saintees nonsense!
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    46 mins
  • EPISODE 96 - Patrick Cregg, 48 Weetabix and a Barry Manilow singalong.

    EPISODE 96 - Patrick Cregg, 48 Weetabix and a Barry Manilow singalong.
    Feb 29 2024
    we speak to Paddy Cregg about his time in Perth. A must listen
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • EPISODE 95- Less 'BANTO', more 'RANTO'

    EPISODE 95- Less 'BANTO', more 'RANTO'
    Feb 14 2024
    To paraphrase 80s ragamuffin Ferris Bueller “here’s where Dan goes berserk”. Weird for him to take a break from mischief making to boldly predict the first half hour of a Scottish football podcast several decades in the future, but there we are. Anyway, if you can make it through that, we promise it gets better, so pull up a pew and join your old pals for Episode 95 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, we had to talk football. With four mens games to cover, and a look at some of the more contentious elements of the past few weeks, including Levein-ball, the skipper and VA-fucking-R. However, on a happier note, we get to cover a couple of wins for the women’s team, covering fine performances against Livingston and Gartcairn, and even have a wee catch-up with *checks notes* centre-forward Nicole Carter. We know what you’re all after though. Features, baby! Features by the damn barrel load! We’ve got them all, including a visit to everyone’s favourite talking shop in The Good, The Bad and The Banto, before the Banto comes up trumps in this week’s visit to see George in The Royal. We also head over to the home of this year’s Euros for a both puzzling and delicious instalment of the Club Shop of Shame, and we have a stylish instalment of Theme Team for your listening pleasure. Buff Sam Miller! House Salesman Danny Williams! Punk Ass Bitch Tommy Lovenkrands! We’ve got it all and much more, including some fond farewells and a load of other shit, so settle down and enjoy yourselves. Get there! This episode is not sponsored by the fine fine people at Possible estate agents.
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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • EPISODE 94 - "From Dubai to Bradford- The Ryan McGowan story."

    EPISODE 94 - "From Dubai to Bradford- The Ryan McGowan story."
    Jan 23 2024
    “My mama said Saints is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get.” Not our words, friends, the words of running enthusiast, simpleton and utter doormat Forrest Gump. However, you know where you do know what you’re getting? The Dogger Saints Podcast - you’re getting capers, you’re getting your old pals Sam and Dan, and you’re getting them right here in our big post-winter break Episode 94! Death. Taxes. Saints getting potted out of a cup competition by some lower league mob. On reflection, Saturday was inevitable, but we better go over it anyway, and assess what went wrong and where Saints can put it right for the rest of the league season. If you’re after some light relief from the women’s team you’re shit out of luck, but we do look at some of the January comings and goings, as the team looks to climb up the table, now under the sole charge of Kev ‘Candyman’ Candy. You want some good times? We’ll give you all the good times, with a bucketload of features. Get your passports out as the old favourite’s return, as we slip on a pair of clogs for this week’s Club Shop of Shame, and we jet off with George for some winter sun in this weeks O’Boyle in the Royal. Dan pays an ode to the City of Discovery in the latest instalment of poetry corner, and we bring in two new features in the shape of ‘Unluckiest Saints Fan’ and our latest brain teaser ‘Littler or Hitler?’ For the first time since we held two cups, we are able to welcome a men’s first team player to the podcast, as we are delighted to be joined by Saints’s rock at the back, Ryan McGowan, to discuss Macca, globetrotting, Aussie Rules, getting Chicken Pox at the age of 34, and much more. A smashing guy and a great chat, you don’t wanna miss this. We’re also delighted to be joined by a second guest, Aberdeen fan and podcast mainstay Erin Grieve, for a right old laugh discussing the Dandies, Steak and Chrizo pastry delights, and looking ahead to Wednesday night’s clash at McDiarmid. Sam Miller vs Dalkeith! Danny Williams vs Motherwell! Increasingly poor impersonations of Tom Hanks! We’ve got it all, and much more, so get comfy and join your old pals for a right old chuckle. Get there!
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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • EPISODE 93 - XMAS SPECIAL with CEO STAN HARRIS

    EPISODE 93 - XMAS SPECIAL with CEO STAN HARRIS
    Dec 19 2023
    To paraphrase Boy George in a potentially racially insensitive 1980’s charity record “throw your arms around the Saints, it’s Levein Time!” The Saints are on the rise, Santa’s on his way, and we’re all going to be living it large as we rattle off four away wins on the spin over the festive season. So why not get yourselves right into the spirit of things, by settling down for Episode 93 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Many a game of kickball to cover since we last did this nonsense, with 5 (FIVE) games to cover from Levein’s Champagne Football Merchants, starting with the defeats against Hearts and Celtic, before the resurgent Saints struck back in style against St. Mirren, Motherwell and Hibs. We also have a look ahead to the January transfer window, and look at the impact of 16 year old wonderboy Fran Franczak. We also have a look at the slightly more mixed fortunes of the Saints Women’s team, as we cover their four recent games against Livi, Glasgow Women, Gartcairn and Boroughmuir Thistle, and at various points kindly catch up with gaffers Kev Candy and Jamie Reynolds, and players Bex Robertson, Ellie May Cowie and Steffi Simson. Man that is a lot of Champagne Football, but we know what you’re really here for - features baby! We take a trip to see our old pal George, as the Dogger Saints Podcast’s own Sam Miller provides two options, both of which face disqualification. However we also give our mental health a kicking by taking another trip to the Banto, Dan unveils his Christmas song, and we have a very special Big Fat Saints Quiz of the Year for all to join in with! We have our first interview for a while, but boy is it a good one, as we’re joined by Saints Chief Executive and all round top fellow Stan Harris - who kindly gifted us his first interview in the role, only for us to lose the first five minutes. However, once resolved we have a tremendous chat covering all things surrounding Saints, Levein, offending pop megastars, and bingo attending budgies. You absolutely do not want to miss this. Sam Miller tells a festive nonce joke! Danny Williams struggles to talk to girls! A waffle soften sleigh! We’ve got all this, and much more, so get yourselves comfy, grab a mince pie and come join us for a real Christmas Cracker of an episode. A very merry Christmas to one and all, from your two favourite wankstains. Get there!
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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • EPISODE 92 - The Brown and Beige Invasion

    EPISODE 92 - The Brown and Beige Invasion
    Nov 23 2023
    Hello? How are you? Not our words, friends, the words of popular light entertainer Holly Willoughby. It has been a wile though, and we’re glad to be joining you again. So gather round, and join your old pals Sam and Dan for The Dogger Saints Podcast Episode 92: Electric Boogaloo! A lot can happen when you don’t do a podcast for three weeks, so in what could be considered an unusual move for this podcast, we discuss football and St. Johnstone at great length. In one Blue Corner we discuss Levein, Macca, Killie, Motherwell, County and Alec Cleland’s ragtag bunch of good time merchants. In the other Blue Corner we discuss sub-par training sessions, quiz capers, Queens Park, Boroughmuir Thistle and Livingston. It’s all all going off, from all angles! We’ve not forgotten what you’re all here for…features galore, baby! We take George to visit three Saintees enjoying a sensual freezer treat, Dan pays ode to new gaffer in his poetry corner, the Banto does just enough to survive another airing, and we set out our stall for a real soapy Theme Team. Four shades of Levein with Danny Williams! Mathematics with Sam Miller! Incest! We’ve got it all, and much more, including a look forward to Saturday’s trip to Tynecastle. So get yourselves settled in and have a damn good time. Get there!
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    1 hr and 42 mins