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“They seek them here, they seek them there, on Rannoch Road, or in City Square, it will make or break them so they’ve got to wear the best, ‘cause Saints are dedicated followers of fashion.” Not our words, friends, but sort of the words of Ray Davies. So to find out how we’re going to look the shit in our new third kit, and whole load of other stuff, you just need to join your old pals and settle in for yet another instalment of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

It’s not all speculation of Macron’s lastest Perth magnificence, we also talk football, and have a good look over our very honourable draw with Aberdeen up at blustery Pittodrie on Saturday.

We were also up for the cup at the Riverside on Sunday, and we have all the skinny as the women’s team booked their place in the Scottish Cup last 16 with a thumping victory over Ayr, and we caught up with manager Josh Henderson and goal machine Steffi Simson after the match too for your listening pleasure.

Hurrell! Balls in faces! Harry Nielsen! We have it all, along with a belter of a Theme Team from you lot, so get comfy and listen to all your favourite nonsense!

“What’s this? What’s this? there’s Sprangler everywhere! What’s this? Benji can’t jump in the air! What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes, it must be Simo! Wake up Saints, this isn’t fair, what’s this?!” Not our words, friends, sort of the words of Jack Skelington, but we’ll swap Halloween and Christmas Town for old St. John’s Town for Episode 112 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

We have all the skinny from a sort of disappointing-sort of not disappointing home defeat to Rangers, and look at where Simo needs to strengthen in New Year Town.

We’re joined by our old mate, Saints Assistant Groundsman and all round top man Jordan Thomson to give a full rundown on Friday nights charity game up at McDiarmid, his (airable) antics up at McDiarmid and we even keep him about for this weeks Theme Team. A lovely lad and a fine chit chat.

We have a bonus Club Shop of Shame from you all the way from Govan, and a look forward to both the men’s and women’s teams being in action this coming weekend.

Bozo! B&Q Burger Van! Boobs on Men! We have it all, and so much more, some come and join your old pals for a rare old time.

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Hey! Remember when we didn’t even do podcasts on weeks where we played? Well, look at us wheeling out an episode on an international break! Some whether you’re in Poland or Pitcairngreen, get yourselves comfy and tune into Episode 110 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

We look forward to a cajunga game at the week, as Kilmarnock visit the Fair City, and have a look at how Simo’s tricky Perth Saints can turn around a run of shree defeats on the spin. The Perth Princesses also take on Killie this weekend, and we have a look forward to Sunday’s game at Rugby Park along with a look back on Friday’s defeat to Hamilton Accies.

But that’s enough football, and that’s more than enough of us, so we’re joined by fanzine impresario and all round gent David Martin, alias Allez Les Blues to talk all things around your new favourite matchday reading.

International week innit, so what do we have for you? Features, baby! Theme Team, Club Shop of Shame, and the shortest but sweetest O’Boyle we ever done seen are all coming your way.

Christmas tree misunderstandings! Comedic Drey Wright lilo’s! The hole in Dan’s arse! We have it all, and we’d love for you to come and join your two old pals for a good old knees up.

We briefly cover the Motherwell game before settling in for a lovely chat with Saints investors Matt and Chet. We make them play a ridiculous game.

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To paraphrase Rex The Dinosaur from Toy Story 2, “IT’S THE CHICKEN EPISODE!” Or at least it was, until we decided to leave this weeks Club Shop of Shame on the cutting room floor. So apologies to everyone who sent us in the Tottenham Hotspur Chicken Breast, we couldn’t make it work and we let you down. However, what we’re now left with is an incredibly football heavy episode, so welcome to Episode 108 of The Spoony Ch….I mean The Dogger Saints Podcast!

We run the rule over Simo’s first three games in the dugout, with a glorious victory up at Dens before a couple of defeats in Paisley and at home to the Jambos. We also have a look at a glorious victory for the Perth Princesses up at the Riverside on Sunday, before rounding things off with a look forward to a trip to Motherwell on Saturday.

Simo! Sven! Steffi! We’ve got them all, and much more, so get stuck into some football goodness with you two old pals.