We’re kicking things off with a total identity crisis as Meg tries to rebrand herself away from being the "Craft Nut" of the group. Things get heated—and a little bit weird—when we dive into the conspiracy theories behind Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance and whether Scooter Braun is actually the villain everyone says he is. Plus, Clint and Dan have a very different understanding of what "access all areas" means, and let's just say it involves a lot of "sex-baiting" and a very unfortunate incident with a stress ball. You aren’t ready for how quickly this spirals into a debate about chutney!

• 00:00 - Meet the team: The "Grumpy Friend," "Sex Mad," and the "Craft Nut"
• 01:45 - The Overthinkers Jar: South Korea is officially eliminated
• 02:30 - Accent practice: Why Meg is banned from doing a Chinese accent
• 03:15 - Sven at Coachella? Looking for the inside scoop
• 04:10 - The Bieber Royalty Theory: Why he might be using YouTube backing tracks
• 05:00 - Is Scooter Braun actually a villain or just a businessman?
• 06:20 - The Billionaire Debate: Can you have a billion dollars and ethics?
• 07:45 - Dan’s "AAA" Foo Fighters pass and Clint’s "Sex-Baiting"
• 09:30 - The Stress Ball Incident: Why Dan’s bed ended up covered in white stuff
• 10:45 - Meg’s "Caviare" lifestyle vs. the "Chutney Connoisseur"
• 12:15 - The Charcuterie Board Debate: Are pretzels just fillers?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday joking about Dan getting them in trouble, play a throwback (Akon), and revisit Clint’s laundry-sniffing segment after public reactions. They run a “More or Less” quiz on the percentage of women in NZ professions, discuss Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor not being called back, and Megan Fox fronting a men’s deodorant ad. Calls cover bedroom injuries, then “50K Fuellette” spins narrowly miss $5,000 for Louise and Andy. The team stereotypes Ford Ranger drivers, talks long-distance friendships as Megan reads a poem for her UK best friend, shares smart-vs-stingy money habits, debates gossipy professions (hairdressers top), plans a search in Dan’s mum’s basement for more of his teenage diary, and recommends Netflix’s Love on the Spectrum before taking calls on how quickly people said “I love you.”

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:32 Fuel Wheel And Throwback Pick
04:52 Dirty Laundry Sniffing Fallout
06:06 Dan Gets Complimented
09:01 More Or Less Women At Work
12:50 Scandal
14:53 First Caller Nanny Chat
15:57 Studio Lights Not Working
19:21 Naughty 640 Bedroom Injury
26:13 Fuellette
27:50 What Your Car Says About You
35:06 Long Distance Besties
39:30 Smart Or Stingy Hacks
43:23 Gossipy Jobs
51:23 50K Fuellette
53:16 Hunting Dans Old Diaries
01:02:15 Love On The Spectrum Chat
01:05:49 How Soon To Say I Love You

Sorry no video pod today! We’re spiraling into some heavy moral territory today, and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever look at Dan’s wife, Hannah, the same way again. We tackle the ultimate "Trolley Problem"—would you sacrifice 50 innocent people to save your own child, or in Dan’s case, save him from a literal train wreck?

Plus, we’re unpacking a listener's absolute disaster of a trip to Amsterdam. From accidentally becoming "disabled" by a brownie to hallucinating that schoolgirls in McDonald's are plotting against you, it’s a chaotic cautionary tale you have to hear to believe.

• 00:00 – Gym fails: The "running thing" and the "dumbbells with handles".
• 02:45 – The "Thick" debate: Is it a compliment or an insult?
• 03:40 – Hannah’s moral compass: Supermarket snitching and found cash.
• 05:45 – The Train Dilemma: 50 people vs. your own child.
• 07:55 – Hannah on the line: Would she save Dan from the tracks?
• 10:15 – Amsterdam Allegations: The brownie that sent Liam to the hospital.
• 12:20 – Mushroom madness: Why you shouldn’t go to McDonald's on a trip.
• 15:00 – Vending machine secrets: Matt and Summer join the booth.
• 18:15 – Friday's Fast Track keyword and the country elimination game.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday on The Edge Breakfast with two chances to win fuel on the “Fuellette Wheel,” but spins for Bailey (Ford Ranger) and Lexi (Mazda) miss their car brands. They debate Gorillaz, celebrate Kelly Clarkson’s debut album anniversary, and discuss American Idol alumni, plus Machine Gun Kelly’s upcoming NZ show. Listener Rhiannon calls in to share her new cookbook “More Than Toast,” sparking a “boy dinners” chat. The team plays a recipe-rating guessing game, talks UFC champ Carlos Ulberg’s stripper past and does “upgrade/downgrade” jobs with callers, then covers a study saying cost-of-living stress is the top breakup driver. Meg tries a hotel bidet, they mystery-shop the IT help desk, and test Clint’s “sniff test” for dirty laundry. They also run through “genius traits” and dating “coming on too strong” red flags with relationship coach Erica.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:52 Throwback Music Chat
06:14 Dan's back jogging
10:13 First Caller Rhiannon
20:23 UFC Champ Stripper Past
23:39 Upgrade Downgrade
28:57 Fuellette
32:07 Breakups And Money Stress
39:05 Bidet Update
43:39 Office Peer Review
49:27 Sniff Test Challenge
55:30 Fuellette
57:39 Boy Dinner Cookbook
01:01:01 Boy Dinner Hall Fame
01:05:17 Genius Traits Quiz
01:09:33 Dating Comes On Strong

We are absolutely spiralling today after Dan dropped a bomb about his granddad that none of us were ready for. We dive deep into the science of when your body actually stops growing (bad news for some of us) and Meg recounts a "near-death" experience in Amsterdam that resulted in the most unhinged 45-minute voice note you’ll ever hear. You aren't ready for the "deathbed" requests she made for Guy.

• 00:25 – Dan’s granddad story and the 18-year growth rule.

• 02:15 – New Zealand's work-life balance vs. the Netherlands.

• 03:40 – Meg’s Amsterdam "muffin" disaster and the death voice note.

• 06:50 – Clint’s accidental "white stuff" experience at an after-party.

• 08:10 – Merging consciousness: What do our partners actually think?

• 10:15 – Meg’s "Burn Book" of Dan’s most offensive off-air comments.

• 13:45 – The $50k fuel "Fast Pass" keyword revealed.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast chatting about breakfasts, throwbacks and celebrity gossip, including stories about Nicole Scherzinger and debate over Drake, Whoopi Goldberg and Cameron Diaz in their A/B/C-lister game. They play “More or Less” on inventions, take early calls, and run the 50K Fuel wheel (Bex and Rosie miss out on the $5,000 spin but keep $100 vouchers). Clint shares an embarrassing stress-ball mishap, they discuss Sabrina Carpenter controversy, and reveal podcast keywords to fast-track Fuel Lead entries. Other highlights include parenting toilet confessions, ‘irresistible’ marriage advice from an old book, a “front foot” confession segment, what made friends seem rich growing up, a honey thief in Otago, NZ ranking #1 for work-life balance, and Charlie Puth’s NZ tour announcement with tickets given away.

00:00 Show Opener
01:08 Pussycat Dolls Drama
03:03 Wu Tang Confusion
04:37 Nicole Vocal Praise
05:22 Pikachu Text Mixup
08:19 More Or Less Quiz
11:04 Scandal
12:07 First Call of the day
16:41 Stress Ball Explosion
20:24 Sabrina Culture Debate
24:14 Fuelette
27:05 A B C Listers
35:43 Toddlers Bathroom Watch
39:21 Books By Boomers
43:04 Melania Press Conference Parody
44:41 Front Foot Confessions
52:20 Rich Kid Household Clues
01:01:53 Honey Heist Small Town News
01:05:33 NZ Work Life Balance Ranking
01:14:11 Charlie Puth Tour Reveal

We’ve had a bit of a hiatus, but we are back and it is absolute chaos in the studio! We're diving into the deep end—literally—as we revisit the time Dan tried to go skinny dipping and ended up face-planting onto a pool cover. Plus, Meg opens up about a fan encounter that happened at her absolute "ugliest" moment, and we discuss which body parts we’d swap if we could. You aren’t ready for the sheer amount of banter we’ve packed into our return episode!

• 00:00 – We’re back! Recapping our holiday hiatus.

• 02:50 – Producer Carl’s mid-podcast DIY project.

• 04:15 – Meg’s "ugliest" fan encounter at the sushi shop.

• 07:40 – Memory Lane: Dan as Katy Perry and Austin Powers.

• 09:30 – The skinny dipping pool cover disaster.

• 10:45 – The great Time Capsule recovery mission.

• 13:20 – Swapping body parts: What would we take from each other?

• 15:50 – 50k Fuel-let: Today’s secret keyword.

Clint, Meg and Dan return from the break, talk Easter survival with kids, and mark the anniversary of Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5.” They debate Justin Bieber’s divisive Coachella set, share holiday highlights, and interview Gemma—who admits she once lit her own fart—then award her movie tickets. The team reacts to Artemis astronauts splashing down, with Megan questioning the 1969 moon landing. They play a Coachella “more or less” game, launch the Fuelette Wheel of Fuel giveaway, and spin for callers Tony and Jess. Dan reveals a “butt loofah” glove mix-up with his wife, celebrate the Warriors beating the Storm, prep for a cyclone, and chat to Treasure Island castmate Harrison about the island.

00:00 Back From Holiday Banter
01:34 Mambo No 5 Birthday Talk
02:38 Bieber Coachella Debate
06:25 Holiday Highlights And Fuel Prices
08:30 First Call Gemma Lights Farts
11:47 Scandal Ryan Gosling Viral Clip
12:58 Artemis Splashdown And Moon Doubts
17:49 Coachella More Or Less Game
20:48 Roulette Wheel Of Fuel Explained
24:01 First Spin Tony Plays
26:24 Butt Loofah Relationship Drama
32:42 Exfoliating Glove Debate
34:00 Warriors Break The Drought
37:18 Coachella Bieber Backlash
42:02 Cyclone Prep Confessions
48:38 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
51:34 Treasure Island Cast Chat
56:49 Marriage Advice And 20 Second Hug