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The Effin’CrunchCrew is gearing up for an exciting Ghost Hunting Expedition in the historic city of San Antonio, Texas & Yorktown, Texas. Their first stop will be a notoriously haunted hotel, where they hope to capture evidence of the supernatural entities said to roam the halls and guest rooms. Rumors abound of unexplained noises, objects moving on their own, and even ghostly apparitions appearing to unsuspecting visitors. The team will be equipped with specialized equipment, from digital cameras and audio recorders to electromagnetic field detectors, all aimed at documenting any otherworldly phenomena they encounter. From the hotel, they'll move on to a section of abandoned railway track, long rumored to be the site of a tragic train accident that left restless spirits of children and a school bus driver lingering. The eerie, isolated location will provide the perfect backdrop for their paranormal probing as they scan for signs of the departed. Their next destination is an old Spanish mission, its hallowed halls whispered to harbor the echoes of past worshippers as well as less benevolent entities. To cap off their spooky San Antonio excursion, the team will venture to an abandoned municipal hospital. Yorktown Municipal Hospital is an hour outside of San Antonio, its crumbling facade and overgrown grounds exuding an air of dread and decay is said to be one of the most haunted hospitals in Texas with sightings and voices of catholic nuns whom started the hospital - the ideal setting to hunt for signs of lingering souls who may never have left this earthly plane. Our first time as a paranormal crew we are eager to see what unearthly secrets these haunted San Antonio hotspots have in store. And see which one of us if not all wet our chonez’ (underwear) and run out like lil’ bitches ! We are trying to get going within the next month or so!!

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EPISODE REPLAY*
-Thrift store shopping can often feel like embarking on a peculiar treasure hunt, where the spoils are not shiny gold or precious jewels, but rather the strange, the unsettling, and the downright bizarre. As you sift through the racks and shelves, your eyes may suddenly alight upon an object that sends a shiver down your spine - perhaps a tattered porcelain doll with soulless eyes that seem to follow your every move, or a weathered book whose cryptic title hints at dark, occult secrets. These are the kinds of items that make thrift store browsing such a captivating, if unnerving, experience. One never knows what unsettling curios may be lurking amidst the secondhand knick-knacks and forgotten relics. It's as if the very walls of the thrift store whisper with the echoes of their mysterious pasts, daring the curious shopper to uncover their unsettling stories. And so, with a mix of trepidation and excitement, the thrill-seeking thrifter presses on, scouring the dusty shelves in search of those rare, creepy finds that will make their friends shudder and their imagination run wild.

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- Tell how much you love Houston Blanco!! Geesh!!
- Hotel pisses Pan Blanco off! and Double charges him!! No Mames'!!
- If You Leave Your hotel Room @ 7:30 am and come back @ 5pm to find your room door open with all your stuff...What Would you Do??
- Blanco's dog " GusGus" gets sprayed in the face by a skunk why he is out of town!!
-Roll up gangster in a grocery store looking for one person ...in West Virginia??
- New sponsor commercial Lucky Horseshoe Tattoos @ 35:55 slot
- This & Other Effin' Mumble Jumble !!

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Faith is a multifaceted concept that can take on many forms, from belief in humanity and religion to trust in oneself and the world around us. Regardless of its specific manifestation, faith is a powerful force that can provide comfort, guidance, and a sense of purpose in our lives. By cultivating and nurturing the different forms of faith, we can navigate the challenges and uncertainties of the world with greater resilience and hope.
- faith
-Pan Blanco gets put in Six Flags Jail 15 mins after being dropped off
-Spook has school locker raided and gets busted for knives and numb chucks
that he is holding for a few friends to fight other crew. In Junior High
- Blanco has no faith in his truck or his insurance claim ..calmate wey!!
- Pinkie runs away for 2 weeks then gets shipped to Minnesota! tsk tsk tsk
- Spook keeps a runaway from his show at his apartment for 4 days .. her parents thought she was kidnapped. WTF?
- Blanco's mom finds girl between the wall and his bed while he was at school she thinks Blanco killed someone and put her body there. LMAO!
- This and Other Effin' mumble jumble !

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- The concept of "an eye for an eye" is a longstanding principle of retributive justice, the idea that the punishment should fit the crime and that those who commit an offense should receive an equivalent penalty in return.
- This ancient principle, rooted in the Code of Hammurabi and other early legal systems, still carries weight in modern society, though its application remains highly controversial.
- Are you vindictive? Pan Blanco Is !! .. Spook may be in a "I will get you when you lease expect it." way.
- Pinkie will just Cut ya!

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On Friday, March 16th, 1984, father and family man, Gary Plauché takes revenge on his son’s abuser and kidnapper… on Live Television.

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- 25 Things Kids Today Will Never Experience That We Did in the 90s

- From dial-up internet to playing outside until the streetlights came on, the 90s were a unique time.
- The 90s were a transitional time, with technology rapidly evolving but still maintaining a sense of nostalgia and simplicity
- Kids today have grown up in a much more digital, connected world compared to the 90
-Dial-up internet
- The screeching sound of a modem connecting
- Waiting for web pages to slowly load
- Getting kicked off the internet when someone picked up the phone
- Carrying a pager to stay connected
- Trying to decipher cryptic pager messages
- Fighting over who got to use the home phone
- Cassette tapes and CD players
- Making mix tapes
- Rewinding and fast-forwarding songs
- Outdoor Adventures
- Riding bikes for hours without adult supervision
- Getting in trouble for staying out past the streetlights
- Playing in creeks and woods
- Building forts and hideouts
- Playing war with sticks and rocks
- Passing notes in class
- Hanging out at the mall
- The 90s were a unique time, with a mix of emerging technology and more simple, disconnected experiences. While today's kids have amazing digital tools, they'll never get to fully enjoy the nostalgic joys of 90s childhood.

- Share your favorite 90s memories in the comments!
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