The Dark Pee-Wee Returns!

We're back, here with all THE FAKIST HEADLINES you can shake a stick at. Pee-Wee is back, but with a modern twist. The concussion controversy causes a fury of football fans to lash out! Target is setting trends as the world ends. All that, plus Ziggy McElroy is back with a self-serving editorial.

"'Ziggy's Editorial"

Written By Shawn Trail

ZIGGY MCELROY – Shawn Trail

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How Is It Thanksgiving Next Week?

Paul DaFoe offers up his TOP 10 THANKSGIVING TIPS to help you get through the holiday season without killing your family. All that, plus Grace Huberstafforford reports on a holiday toy trend, on a thankful episode of THE FAKIST HEADLINES.

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"'Could Be Anything' Inspirational Action Figures"

Written by Wynn Mercere

GRACE HUBBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

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Nicholas Cage Is Benjamin Franklin

A new Baby Shark study says exactly what you'd expect, a member of The Fakist team goes on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TWERK?, and an explanation of YouTube's new terms of service that we've all got a million e-mails about. All that, plus the Dems invade Indiana, on a brand new THE FAKIST HEADLINES.

"So You Think You Can Twerk?"

Written By Shawn Trail

ZIGGY MCELROY - Shawn Trail

TIM "PRESS PLAY" PLAYGON - Shawn Trail

CHYRON DELROY - Dorkface Delroy

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