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It had all the ingredients needed to help motivate JK, Lewis and Crazy Baz Taylor on their Leeds Liverpool Canal ultra; namely me putting on my meditation tape voice, and a cast of a very unlikely pantomime including:

• International Running Coach Baz Tavener
• Sir Geoff Hurst
• Gary Robbins
• Rachel
• Donald Trump
• The Ladies
• Boris Johnson
• Keith "one for the ladies" Miller
• Mr Motivator
• Sean Conway

and many many more

We have mentioned it a few times on the pod, and no doubt it will be mentioned a few times more before we are cancelled, so here it is, for those who haven't heard it before, the Lees Liverpool Canal Motivational Podcast aka Move ya Bastards....

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The totally unexpected second episode, a surprise to everyone involved, and we discuss the disappointing London Marathon ballot process, run streaks and their detrimental effect on your health, the evolution of our running kit, Barry Chuckle not returning my calls, running memories, and Mr Tavener's Grindr profile.

We have a second question from One for the Ladies Keith Miller, accompanied by Kyla on the washboard, Snoop Dogg, Sir David Attenborough, a new AI generated theme tune and a game of Trousers or No Trousers.

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In this, the pilot episode, with a strong feeling that it would also be the last, the boys talk about why they took up running, their first race, their last race to show how far they've come in the last 12 years, their best or favourite race and their least favourite shit kicker of a race.

We have questions from the legend that is Keith Miller, accompanied by Kyla on the spoons, advice from Gary Robbins, and the Johnny Depp drink-a-long game. What is there not to love?

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