Episodes

  • Episode 142: SUMMER OF SHARKS AND FRIENDS #5 - Under Paris
    Jul 25 2024

    Episode 142 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell are here too, ready to discuss movies of any year, any genre and any quality.

    Summer Of Sharks And Friends pivots back to sharks this week, with the recent Netflix hit UNDER PARIS under scrutiny. The movie is literally In Seine as the French capital is under attack from a predator which has clearly watched Jaws: The Revenge.

    Aside from Darren's dodgy French pronunciation, your hosts talk about how Euro shark fare can differ from that from the good old U. S. of A., as well as the alternate viewing experiences of dubbing versus subtitles, how this film seems to suggest that environmentalists are a bunch of twats and whether or not Kiki The Dog makes it to the end credits. Plus a whole lot more, of course.

    Synonymous with other shark movie coverage is the cracking Summer Of Sharks theme by Mitch Bain. You can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on X, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on Facebook, X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on X and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on X, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on X, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    Mon Dieu! Zut alors! And so on...

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    32 mins
  • Episode 141: SUMMER OF SHARKS AND FRIENDS #4 - Piranha (2010)
    Jul 18 2024

    Episode 141 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Any movie. Any genre. Any quality. But not just any hosts: you're getting Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell.

    After last episode's look at 1978's PIRANHA, Summer Of Sharks And Friends continues with a look at 2010's, er, Piranha. Alexandra Aja took on a few remakes, of which this is one, and upped the ante with more blood, more boobs and more of other stuff beginning with "b"!

    Your hosts talk about the various items which are shoved in the face of the audience, the effect of soundtracking gratuitous nudity with classical music, some canny casting choices and how it stacks up against Joe Dante's original. There's also a revelation as to whether or not the Pixies are cool and Darren plays a game of Spot The Adult Movie Star.

    Do you think "That Summer Of Sharks theme tune is good"? You'd be right. It's composed and performed by Mitch Bain and you can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on X, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on Facebook, X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on X and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on X, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on X, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    Amity Beer...

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    35 mins
  • Episode 140: SUMMER OF SHARKS AND FRIENDS #3 - Piranha (1978)
    Jul 11 2024

    Episode 140 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! If a movie is being discussed by Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell, it could be from any year, from any genre and of any quality.

    Our Summer Of Sharks And Friends miniseries continues with the first detour into the "And Friends" portion of the title. The focus is still on a fishy menace, but a smaller one and with hundreds, if not thousands, of their mates in tow. We take a look at Joe Dante's PIRANHA from 1978!

    The year should suggest that this Roger Corman production was an attempt to cash in on the Jaws movies and your hosts get into that lawsuit bait, as well as the general Corman ethos regarding low-budget movie making and the Oscar-winning talent those films spawned. Hayley and Darren also play spot the horror icon, shout out their love for practical effects, discover if the dog dies and talk remakes.

    We might not be covering sharks this week but that's no excuse not to feature our awesome Summer Of Sharks theme tune by our Cap'n of composing that is Mitch Bain! You can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on Facebook, X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    "Terror. Horror. Death. Film at 11."

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    32 mins
  • Episode 139: SUMMER OF SHARKS AND FRIENDS #2 - Deep Fear
    Jul 4 2024

    Episode 139 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell cover movies of any genre, any year and any quality. They're not especially choosy.

    It's time for the second of our Summer Of Sharks And Friends miniseries and we're sticking to the sharks this week as the movie in question is 2023's DEEP FEAR! Naomi's solo yacht trip turns into a nightmare as she rescues some folks who turn out to be drug traffickers and they want their product back! Trouble is, it's in shark-infested waters...

    Made by Brilliant Pictures, did this actually turn out to be a brilliant picture? Well, not exactly. Your hosts discuss the various ways Deep Fear went wrong (and a couple of ways it went right), including a lead character with a traumatic past, a boyfriend that's kind of dull, an opportunity to go full Cocaine Shark that isn't even considered and a lot more besides. The Beaster Bunny gets another mention too, as does Surrounded. Remember that one? We do.

    Speaking of deep fear, there's another chance to hear Mitch Bain's atmospheric Summer Of Sharks theme tune! You can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on Facebook, X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    Yeah, the music's all right...

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    28 mins
  • Episode 138: SUMMER OF SHARKS AND FRIENDS #1 - Swim
    Jun 27 2024

    Episode 138 of The HD Movie Podcast is here!

    It's that time of year - Summer Of Sharks is back! The format is ever so slightly different this year as we have expanded our aquatic terror remit to include other water-based menaces in SUMMER OF SHARKS AND FRIENDS!

    For the first episode of this new miniseries, your hosts aren't stepping away from the sharks just yet as they take a look at 2021's SWIM, a movie from The Asylum that's written by Anthony C. Ferrante, the director of the Sharknado films. Yes, Mel Gourlay, that does mean I say the word "Sharknado".

    Joey Lawrence stars - kind of - as the dad of a family who's up against a watery home invader as their idyllic holiday home floods during extreme weather. Sounds good? Well, Hayley and Darren got plenty of enjoyment out of it, let's say that. With some astonishing acting choice, a shark which appears to change size throughout the movie and a subplot which involves rental car driving, how could they not have been entertained?

    As we say hello to the sharks for 2024, it's also time to roll out Mitch Bain's menacing Summer Of Sharks theme tune! You can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on Facebook, X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    I. Know. It. Hurts.........Becky.

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    41 mins
  • Episode 137: We'll Be There For You #6 - The Pallbearer
    Jun 13 2024

    Episode 137 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell discuss movies of any year, any genre and any quality. It's their M.O.

    For the final time - at least for this miniseries - We'll Be There For You as the Friends-related discussion reaches its ultimate destination with David Schwimmer starring as THE PALLBEARER! Tom is asked to give the eulogy of classmate Bill Abernathy but there's a problem - Tom doesn't remember Bill at all. He's also distracted by the re-appearance of his high school crush Julie, played by Gwyneth Paltrow.

    With an excellent cast and a somewhat melancholy approach to the romcom, does this early effort from blockbuster director Matt Reeves hit the spot? Your hosts discuss comedies which lean into the cringe factor of everyday situations, they look at the obvious comparisons to The Graduate and dig into a movie which may not be trying to alienate its audience but might end up doing anyway.

    Also, as it's the final film of this miniseries, Hayley and Darren rank the movies covered from worst to best. If you've been listening over the last few weeks, it probably won't come as a surprise when you find out what's been picked as the worst one.

    Tom may not remember Bill, but we have the unforgettable Mitch Bain on board, supplying us with our tunes. You can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    Does the nightmare chimp get a mention this time? Of course it does!

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    52 mins
  • Episode 136: We'll Be There For You #5 - Fools Rush In
    Jun 6 2024

    Episode 136 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell are here to discuss all of your gardening queries! Actually, that's not true. The subject is, as usual, movies of any year, any genre and any quality.

    For the penultimate time in this miniseries, We'll Be There For You and in this episode our Friends-related film review features the late, great Matthew Perry in FOOLS RUSH IN! Salma Hayek also stars in this 1990s romcom about two mismatched folks who hit it off in Las Vegas and have to make some very big decisions.

    Can Hayley cope with yet another romcom on the podcast? Can Darren cope with Killer Klowns From Outer Space actress Suzanne Snyder being in the cast? Can they both cope from the continuing fallout from last week's episode on Ed? All of these questions and many more will be answered and you'll also find out which song was chosen for the first dance when Darren got married. Not that you needed to know that, but it's here. All in all, it's an emotional one.

    The movie may posit the idea that "dating is stupid" but if you want to do something smart, get Mitch Bain involved with your podcast! He writes and performs our music and you can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    Thanks for all of the laughs, Matthew. RIP.

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    44 mins
  • Episode 135: We'll Be There For You #4 - Ed
    May 30 2024

    Episode 135 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell hit the airwaves once again to talk about movies of any year, any genre and any quality.

    We'll Be There For You once more as our Friends-related miniseries switches from the female cast members to the male ones and do we have something special for you this week - it's ED, starring Matt Le Blanc as a promising baseball pitcher whose life is changed with the arrival of a chimpanzee who is meant to be the team mascot but ends up playing at third base.

    With a synopsis like this, how could Ed fail? Well, in any number of ways, and your hosts cover quite a lot of those in between marvelling at just how bad this film is. There's also the matter of some questionable humour in a PG film, some incorrect adjectives courtesy of Google, some well known faces in the cast and some doubt as to how proud the studio was of the end product. There's also the quite frankly terrifying title character to discuss too.

    Someone who always hits a home run for us is Mitch Bain, who writes and performs the music your hear on the podcast. You can find him on social media: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.

    You can follow and contact the Podcast on X and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.

    You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!

    Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram

    Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram

    We rented this.

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    41 mins