Episodes

  • Don't Be Sully, Land The Plane!
    May 14 2022

    Apple discontinues the iPod 20 years after it's debut in the market.  A Florida man is forced to land a plane mid flight when the pilot is incapacitated.  This man has zero flying experience and saves the day.  
    Smash or Pass this week is tennis.  The results will have you looking for a new hobby.  
    Swarty has a friend over to fix his washing machine.  Hilarity ensues.  Anthony does some home renovations and rants about child care.  
    You don't want to miss this week's episode.  

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    33 mins
  • Not The Best
    May 7 2022

    Goaltender for the Pittsburg Penguins, Louie Domingue, eats some spicy food, makes 17 saves in double overtime to win the game.  His post game interview is epic! 
    Dave Chappelle gets attacked while on stage at the Hollywood Bowl.  Chris Rock gets his revenge on Will Smith a the perfect moment.  We're sure you will agree.  
    There's a huge asteroid heading straight for us! It's the size of the great pyramid of Giza.  Should we be worried?  
    Also, smash or pass this week is Taco Bell.  The boys tacobout it. 
    Finally, we discuss our pics for top five overrated bands, in our opinion.  
    All this and more on this week's episode of The Half Cut Podcast.  It's a feast for your ears! 

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    53 mins
  • Musk for the Win
    Apr 30 2022

    Ken Jeong walks off stage on The Masked Singer as Rudi Giuliani unmasked from the Jack in the Box costume, after singing a most fitting song.  
    Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's defamation trial is well under way.  You wont believe what he had waiting for him on their bed...and it's not roses.  
    Calling all cars!  Elon Musk buys Twitter for $44 Billion.  How will this change the landscape of social media.  The boys discuss the news that broke the lame stream media.  
    All of this and more on this week's episode of The Half Cut Podcast.  It's words to your ears.  

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    51 mins
  • Mike Tyson's Plane Punch Out
    Apr 23 2022

    Mike Tyson knocks another passenger out on a commercial airplane after he's provoked and taunted.  Pat and Anthony weigh in on this heavyweight's ballsy move. 
    On the same flight path, an airport in Dublin receives over 12000 noise complaints in 2021 from the same person.  They're on pace to match that again this year.  
    A man in Texas hands out eggs stuffed with condoms at an elementary school with explosive results.  
    Smash or Pass this week:  Do you enjoy mayo with your French fires?  The results will leave you reaching for a bottle of ketchup.  
    Pat talks NHL and NBA Playoffs.  Anthony is moving.  
    It's 420.  Did you get out to celebrate?  All this and more for your glorious ear holes on this week's episode of the half cut podcast.  
     

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    46 mins
  • It's Britney, Bitch!
    Apr 16 2022

    Britney Spears is pregnant, just months after her conservatorship with her dad ended.  Is she loosing it?  Cam Newton makes history on a podcast when he degrades women live on the air.  Smash or Pass this week is No Fear Clothing?  The results will leave you breaking out your 80's No Fear gear.  
    This leads into a discussion of what the boys favorite childhood wardrobe/brands were.
    Swarty's going to British Columbia to visit an old roommate.  He talks about the trials and tribulations of traveling within our own country.   Anthony makes a big move! 
    We embrace your earholes with this week's stellar episode.  Download and enjoy.  The Half Cut Podcast.

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    38 mins
  • Treadmill Face & Musky Tweets
    Apr 9 2022

    Elon Musk buys 9.2% of Twitter after creating a poll and realizing that people were unhappy with their censorship.  He promises to "do better."  
    Australia imposes a cut to the beer tax, which has been deemed sexist and impractical.  It's opening day for Baseball and Masters weekend for golf.  Pat walks us through what we should expect.  On the same token, our poll this week is what's your favourite summer sport; golf or baseball?  The results will have you moving up to the better seats at the empty stadium.  
    Swarty gets Covid and tells his story.  A lady at Pat's gym does a faceplant on the treadmill and leaves a bloody mess.  And finally, we have a special guest appearance from a long time fan.  Don't miss this tasty goulash for your ear holes.  

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    40 mins
  • What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face? SMACK!
    Apr 2 2022

    The Boys Celebrate 100 episodes!  Will Smith slaps Chris Rock during the Oscar's on live television.  After a joke about Smith's wife went sideways.  Canada makes the World Cup.  Pat and Anthony give their two cents and predictions.  The poll this week is salsa or guacamole?  The results will have you grabbing tacos for dinner.  
    The boys also reminisce about their favourite shows, favourite guests and favourite moments from the past 100 episodes.  You don't want to miss this spectacular 100th show!  Fill your ear holes with greatness.  

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    59 mins
  • Keeping it up with the Kardashians
    Mar 26 2022

    Pete Davidson and Kanye West have it out over Ye's ex, Kim Kardashian.  Twitter implodes and Anthony has something to say about it.  
    Mike Tyson releases his own line of weed edibles called "Mike Bites," and they're in the shape of an ear.  Evander Holyfield is turning in his grave.  
    Pat weighs in on his March Madness gambling while he was sick with the Rona.
    We have two Smash or Pass polls this week.  One is Hooters Restaurant and the other is Daylight Savings time.  The results will have you setting your watches to Hooter's Time.  
    Swarty goes to Toronto over the weekend and shares some of his shenanigan's. 
    All this and more for your ear holes on this week's episode of The Half Cut Podcast. 

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    43 mins